"Hi, it's Finn Colton."

"Hello, would you like to buy a shirt with holes in it?"

"I... What?"

"If you're interested in buying a shir-"

"Yes, I heard it the first time. I was just confused. Who would even buy that?"

"Well, do you have shirts without holes? I mean, where do you put your arms and head then?"

"Okay, so who the hell is this and how did you get my number?"

"Did they really just hang up?"