《cheater {leviHan}》TWENTY- EIGHT
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I was at home cleaning as usual, hanji took the kids to the park for a play date with nanaba's kids while I stayed home and pet sit.....
I finished cleaning then sighed as I sat on the couch....I heard little barking on the ground.
I look over and see Swaney sitting and smiling.
"What do you want sawney?"
He started crying giving me puppy eyes....
I sighed then picked him up and laid him on my lap. He wagged his tail then gave me a kiss on the face I found it disgusting but at the same time cute.
He curled up in a ball and laid right next to me to nap. I pet the top of his head occasionally scratching behind his ears as he slept.
I turned on the TV and switched to my favorite tv show.....
It was these different contestants who would battle to see who was the better maid. Being a better cook, cleaner, and who was better with kids.
I found some moments funny when some of the contestants would loose because they didn't do a good cleaning job.
I looked at sawney and grinned then bean came over and tried to jump onto the couch next to sawney. I helped him up and he curled up right next to sawney and slept.....it was adorable.
I heard the door open and saw the boys run in looking for me.
"Daddy!" Eren yelled jumping into my lap. I grinned and kissed the top of his head.
"Hey Eren"
I looked at saw armin petting the puppies "they are so cute when they are sleeping" he said smiling.
I rub his head "yeah they are"
I saw hanji walk in with mikasa I grinned as they both made there way to me.
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Hanji sat next to me and mikasa climbed in her lap and hugged my face "hi daddy" she said hugging my face.
"Hey kiddo" I rubbed her head.
The puppies woke up and wanted to play so the kids ran upstairs where the toys were and the puppies followed.
Hanji kissed my cheek "how is my handsome fiancé doing today"
I kissed her lips "fine"
She cocks her head "what makes it just fine?"
I grinned "oh you know the same thing....cleaning, looking after the pups missing the kids and of course missing you"
She smiled and hugged me tightly "Aw well I missed you to midget"
I tched "how long are you going to keep calling me that"
She smiled "until you get taller" she started laughing.
"Ha ha so funny" I said sarcastically.
She nudges me "I'm just playing with you"
"I know I know"
I gave her a kiss then looked at the TV "wanna watch a movie?"
She nods "sure"
I put on a movie we haven't seen yet called "the mighty ducks". It's an old movie but I heard it was a good one.
While we were watching I heard the little kiddos come running back down.
"Mommy! Daddy! What are you watching?"
I look at eren and grin "it's Called the mighty ducks want to watch it with us?"
They nod and join us, eren sits in hanjis lap while armin sits next to hanji and mikasa sits next to me.
"Daddy can you make us some popcorn" mikasa asked.
I nodded "sure"
I get up and make some popcorn for all of us. When I returned I handed hanji a bowl of popcorn to share with eren and armin and I held a bowl to share with mikasa. I heard the little puppies run down the stairs and laid down at our feet.
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It was a big family movie night....
Next morning....
I wake up and stretch out my arms, today was Sunday so me and Levi didn't have work. I thought today would be a great day to plan our wedding.
I look down and see levi peacefully sleeping....I decided to lay back down and cuddle into his chest.
I heard him wake up "Hanji..." he said In a sleepy voice.
I looked at him "yes?"
He looked at me and pecked my lips "good morning"
"Morning to you too levi"
He pulls me back into a hug and I sigh hugging him back.
"Hey levi do you think we can plan our wedding date today?"
"Sure, but after I hold you for a little bit"
I kissed his bare chest "ok"
We laid together for a few more minutes before my stomach grumbled....
"Sorry...just a little hungry"
He chuckles "it's alright I'm getting hungry too, and the kids will be hungry as well"
I nuzzle his chest with my nose then gave him one quick kiss before getting up. I put on some shorts leaving my tank top on. Levi puts on some sweats and begins cooking breakfast.
I start making coffee for me and some black tea for Levi, then I heard the puppies walk up to me. I smiled then gave them Some food.
I finished the coffee and the kids woke up running downstairs. "Morning" I said smiling.
"Morning" they all said sleepily.
"What would you guys like to drink?" I asked as they sat at the table.
"Some chocolate milk" said mikasa
"Orange juice!" Eren said happily.
"Apple juice please" Armin asked.
I nod and get them there drinks, Levi was finishing breakfast. He made some pancakes for all of us.
After I gave the kiddos their drinks Levi comes and sets down the kiddos plates of pancakes. We all begin eating and the kiddos finish first chowing down their food like it was nothing.
"Oi slow down so you don't choke" Levi said drinking his tea.
They all nod and slow down before finishing. "What are we gonna go today mommy?" Armin asks.
"Well me and Levi are going to discuss wedding plans"
They nod "can we go play out back while you guys talk?"
I nod "yes, also bring the puppies with you so they can go to the restroom"
They nod and run out back bringing the puppies with them.
I look at levi who was picking up their plates washing them before returning back at the table.
"Ok where do you want to start?"
I smile I had a lot in plan.
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