《Creepypasta Boyfriend Senarios》When you get drunk
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You woke up one morning your head pounding like crazy as if you got hit in the head with a brick. You went down stairs and saw LJ sitting on the sofa eating a big pile of candy. He noticed you walking and couldn't help but bust out laughing like a true idiot. "What" you said coldly, your not a morning person so you get really PO'd when you first wake up. LJ froze for a second but continued laughing. "You were so drunk last night it was halarious!!" He said and you looked at him. "You kept claiming yu were Goku and then fell flat on your face saying yu used too much energy for a single blow attack' it was priceless!" He continued to laugh and you just went to have coffee.
Slenderman came and got you from the bar and you were drunk off your ass. You accidenlty crashed into a tree and said "Slendy why isn't the door opening and where's the handle!" He couldn't help but snicker and he led you back to your house.
You and jeff had a drinking contest to see who could hold their liqure the lngest and you oviously failed. "Oh c'mon one more!" Jeff said almost laughing. "Jeff I'm drunk off my ass! Now I'll be in my room if ya need meh" "IS THAT AN INVITATION!" Jeff teased "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!" you yelled back and jeff busted out lauhing like an idiot holding his stomach in pain and slamming his hand on the table.
You just got back from the bar and you were going up to your room when you felt a hand on your shoulder and busted out lauhing and dropped to the floor holding ypur stomach in pain. "No s-stop! I-it tickles! Stop!" He barely wpeven touched ypu but couldn't help but chuckle seeing you laigh like a mad man on the floor.
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You were at the park drunk off your ass and Hoodie finally found you. You suddenly got down on one knee and asked "will you be my boyfriend Hoodie?" He blushed bit was trying to hold frokm laughing. He just humared you and nodded and you kissed hos cheek. When yu walked off he couldn't help but laugh!
Toby came to pick you up from the bar because you were drunk off your ass and when the wall brushed your shoulder... "Toby he hit me!! Waaaaaaaaa!!" You acted like a small child and he coudn't help but laugh cause he thoght you were cute when you acted half your age.
Link found it funny that you were drunk off your ass and dropped to the ground holding his stomach. "You that's funny don't you!" You said to him and he nodded and went back yo laughing. He just finished the story about last night when you ran up to a man and yelled "Dumbledor it is you!!" Link bustrd out laughing as you blushed and drank your coffee with a straight face. "We never speak of this again." You said but he was busy laughing like an idiot.
A/N I know some of- all of these aren't funny but just kinda bare with me I'm running out of ideas and I could use some help! Sorry they're short! I'm brain dead and can't think. XP
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