《Get Diddled》SMUT WARNING
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WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT ME WASTING TIME, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ARTICULATE AN ALL MALE THREESOME.
Ryan and Max were hanging out at Max's house, playing games, waiting for Tom.
Max's parents were out of town and didn't know their son was in an open relationship with his two closest friends so they were fine with Ryan and Tom staying the night with Max.
Ryan and Max were getting into a heated battle in Mortal Kombat and Max was losing.
Suddenly, a filthy idea popped into Max's head. He smirked at the thought of his idea and took a hand off of his controller slowly and snaked it down to Ryan's crotch. Ryan tensed up immidiatly and dropped his controller. Max kept one hand on Ryan's junk and proceeded to defeat Ryan unfairly.
"I thought we agreed to wait until Tom was here to do this sort of stuff." Ryan said shyly. "Couldn't resist." Max smirked. "Max, please. Lets wait this time." Ryan said, squirmming under Max's touch. "You've never had a problem with us not waiting before." Max said, removing his hand. "I know but...I feel bad doing things without him." Ryan said shyly. "Fine. I'll leave you and your raging boner alone till Tom gets here." Max sighed, starting a new game. "Thank you." Ryan huffed. "You'll be paying for it later." Max mumbled, making Ryan turn bright red.
Tom had finally arrived and seemed rather confused as to why Ryan and Max weren't making out already. "Are y'all okay?" "Yeah, Ryan decided that he wanted me to punish him tonight so we waited for you." "Y'all didn't have to do that." "Its fine. I have no issue with being a little rougher with Ryan tonight."
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Ryan wasn't sure if he should be excited or scared of Max getting rougher and punishing him tonight. Max had never talked like that before. "What smutty fan fictions have the two you been reading?" Tom asked, noticing the change in Max's additude towards sex with Ryan. "If its all the same with you two, I'd like to get a shower in before we start anything. Feel free to have a quickie while I'm gone...or keep going after I'm done and ill just watch." Max winked, leaving his subs behind.
"Okay what weird hentai off of pornhub did you show him? He is acting really strange and I don't know if I like it or not." Tom huffed at Ryan. "I haven't shown him anything. I don't understand why he's acting like this." Ryan was getting a little worked up. "Hey, calm down. I'm sure he's just messing with us." Tom said, calming Ryan nerves with a shoulder rub. Ryan let out a relaxed sigh and started quietly humming Tom's name. "This feel good? You're so tense." Tom said, rubbing Ryan's shoulders a little harder. Ryan scooted away from Tom and removed his shirt and layed out flat on the couch. "Do you think you could rub my back?" Ryan asked rather innocently. Tom straddled Ryan's hips and began rubbing Ryan's back as he was told. Tom found a big knot in Ryan's lower back and began rubbing it out. "Oh right there baby." Ryan groaned. Tom kept rubbing the knot in Ryan's back, enjoying the sound of Ryan's moans. He began getting hard and was afraid of Ryan noticing. He didn't wanna start anything without Max since he had acted so strange earlier. "Okay baby, I feel better now." Ryan said, signalling for Tom to get off. Tom dismounted and looked at Ryan shirtless, feeling himself get harder. "Youre amazing baby." Ryan said, sitting up and wrappings his arm around Tom. "Anything for you Ryan." Tom said shyly. "I wish there was some way I could...return the favor." Ryan whispered into Tom's ear. Toms face had flushed completely and he was now fully erect. "You don't need to worry about it. It was just a massage." Tom said, looking down, trying to hide his erection.
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Ryan grabbed Tom's chin, turning Toms face towards him and kissed him passionately. Ryan managed to get Tom on his back and they were making out. Ryan began rubbing Tom's member through his jeans, massaging it with his palm diligently. Tom moaned into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Ryan's neck. Ryan broke the kiss to give Tom a few orders. "Take your shirt off and sit on my lap." Ryan barked. Tom did as he was told and took his shirt off and positioned himself on Ryan's lap. They continued making out, practically shoving their tongues down eacothers throats as Ryan firmly gripped Tom's butt, squeezing and spanking it occasionally.
Ryan's phone started playing the pokemon theme song and he jerked away from Tom violently. "What Bailey?!" He shouted into his phone, answering his best friends call. "Oof, why are you so angry?" "Because I tilf you I'd be getting my dick wet about this time and you're calling me!" "You didnt have to pick up." Bailey sounded a little saddened. "If I didn't pick up, your just keep calling me." "Okay fair point but I just needed to let you know something..." Bailey's tone became more reluctant. "What? Why do you sound so sad?" Ryan silently asked Tom to get off of him. "Its Max...he's a real jerk..." "What are you talking about? Max is amazing." Ryan put Bailey on speaker so Tom could hear what Bailey had to say about Ryan. "Okay. You're gonna think I'm phycotic for this because it literally just happened like 2 minutes ago but he put a video of you and Tom on Snapchat, making out just now and told everyone to screenshot and send it to your mom so you didn't have to worry about coming out of the closet to her..." Bailey sounded very upset. "But he's taking a shower right now..." Ryan was in denial that Max would do something like that. "Nobody has my moms nunber either so its no big deal." "He posted her number and a link to her facebook page." Ryan's eyes fell, knowing his life was over.
He didn't feel like his mom would be mad about him being gay but he knew shed be mad about the videos and screen shots of him and Tom together. "Thanks Bailey. I appreciate it. Ryan said hanging up." "Tom, I'm gonna call my mom and ask her to pick me up. Do you wanna come with me?" Tom nodded. "What's wrong babes?" Max asked, coming out of nowhere. "I'm gonna explain everything to my mom. Don't bother talking to me anymore." Ryan said, storming out of Max's house with Tom.
PLOT TWIST
So half way through writing this smutty chapter...I realized I can't write smut and decided to make shit super dramatic.
This is the end of Get Diddled.
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