Hey there.

I'm Bailey.

I'm a senior in high school and my hobbies inculde being a flaming bisexual, making dead baby jokes, shipping anything and everything and meddling in my friend's love life.

You see... My best friend, Ryan, is in a rather relationship with his "best friends" Tom and Max.

So Tom is into Ryan but Ryan is into Max and Max is into both of them. Because they are all so close their little love triangle became quite obvious to them and they decided the only way to solve the issue was to get into an open, three way relationship.

Matoyan is the only 3 person ship I will support.

They're all total dweeps so I don't undersatnd how they get more action than me but it is what it is I guess.

When I say they're all total dweeps, I mean they draw DBSuper fan art, have in depth conversations about DBSuper, obsess over Doctor Who, Pokemon and anime and they actually play Yugioh.

Dont get me wrong. All these things are all fine and dandy but man do they take it to an extreme.

But they all get way more dick than I do so I guess I should take notes.

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Well a friend of mine said I wouldn't and I did. I bring you the rather cringy yet truly entertaining tale of a real life love triangle.