《the ronald mcdonald fic》hell 3.0
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satan kicked ronald mcdonaldnout of hell, ronald hid back in gerard's closest. gerard and frank opened the closet door
“what kinky shit were you gonna do” ronald said.
“why are you in my closet ” gerard said
“satan kicked me out of hell.”
ronald yeeted himself out the window and flew with a gay flag being a prideful bitch for the rest of his life.
ronald mcdonald lived happily ever after
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