"So you two are going on your second date tonight?" Jimin asked expectantly."Namjoon-hyung is glad Hoseok-hyung is getting out of the house more lately. This is so good."

Yoongi sighed and stared down at his burger."I don't know if this is going to work, Jimin." He was highly doubtful of his building bond with Hoseok."I don't know what to do with him."

Jimin shrugged his shoulders."Just be nice to him. Try to flirt a little."

"Maybe Hyung needs someone to teach him how to flirt." Jungkook stepped over to the table and grinned cheekily."I can help you with that."

"I don't need to learn how to flirt." Yoongi's expression twisted in annoyance."I don't flirt. End of discussion."

Jungkook eyed Jimin and chuckled."This is hopeless, Jimin-hyung. Yoongi-hyung will never have a successful relationship."

"You're right, Kookie." Jimin agreed with a slight smirk on his lips."Yoongi-hyung is doomed to be alone forever."

Yoongi slammed a hand flat down onto the table, capturing the attention of both boys, as well as some customers who were trying to enjoy their cheap meals."So what if I'm alone forever? If that happens, I won't have to worry about upsetting anyone with my poor attitude. Just face the fact that my social skills suck ass."

"You don't need good social skills to get someone to like you, Hyung." Jimin wanted to encourage Yoongi.

But Jungkook scoffed."He needs better social skills if he's trying to get with a blind man. Just being cute won't work because he can't see anything."

"Guys, that wouldn't work anyway because I'm not cute." Yoongi pushed his food away and groaned."Now I've lost my appetite."

With a sigh, Jimin gave Jungkook's arm a light smack."Go away, troublemaker."

"What will you do if I don't?" Jungkook asked with much defiance.

Jimin narrowed his eyes at the younger guy."I'll shove my foot so far down your throat that my toes will come out your ass."

"That's a scary mental image." Jungkook said with a chuckle."I would almost feel threatened if I thought your legs were long enough for that to happen, but you're too short.

"Yah!" Jimin smacked Jungkook's arm again. He frowned as Jungkook laughed then walked away to get back to work."Anyway, just don't try too hard, Yoongi-hyung." Jimin put his attention back on the older guy."Just try to hold his hand or put your arm around him. Compliment him."

"Hold his hand? I already do that to lead him around." Yoongi didn't see how that would affect anything.

"No, no, Hyung." Jimin rolled his eyes then smiled."Hold his hand while you guys eat or something."

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Yoongi took a deep breath to calm his nerves as he approached the front door of Hoseok's house. He held a bouquet of daisies in one hand as he raised his other hand to knock on the door. His nervous mind tried to think of what he should say to Hoseok, but he came up with nothing. When the door was opened, Yoongi was greeted with a face he didn't recognize."Um..."

"Oh, hi. You must be Yoongi." the unfamiliar man said with a wide smile."I'm Namjoon."

"Namjoon? Oh. Jimin's friend." Yoongi knew he had heard Jimin mention Namjoon earlier.

"Yup." Namjoon eyed Yoongi from head to toe then back to his head again."Wow, you're tiny. I mean, Jimin mentioned before that you're short, but he never said you were so skinny."

Yoongi narrowed his eyes at Namjoon."Well, excuse me for being vertically challenged. And I try to gain a little weight, but it never works."

Namjoon reached out and ruffled Yoongi's hair."How cute. You know, I was hoping to help Hoseok get laid, but now that I see you, I'm not so sure. I mean, how can I expect him to get a good dicking if you're so small?"

"I'm not small!!" Yoongi shouted as his face turned bright red."I am perfectly capable of giving a damn great dicking, but that's not happening!!"

"Well, that's good to know." Hoseok said as he carefully came around the corner, moving slowly to keep himself from crashing into anything or falling."Ready to go?" He smiled so brightly.

Yoongi's face turned even redder, if that was even possible. He stepped over to Hoseok and shoved the bouquet of daisies against his chest rather forcefully."I brought you flowers." he spat out."Let's go." Not waiting for any sort of response, he grabbed Hoseok's wrist and pulled him along.

On their way out the door, Hoseok smacked his shoulder against the door frame."Slow down, Yoongi-hyung. I don't want to trip."

Yoongi stopped and grumbled."Sorry." He didn't know how to handle how embarrassed he felt. He had gotten irritated with Namjoon, and it really embarrassed him that Hoseok had heard what he said."I didn't mean what I said about the...um...dicking..."

Hoseok grinned as a soft laugh escaped him."Don't worry about it. It's far too soon for that anyway." He thought Yoongi was so cute. He could tell that he was embarrassed. His behavior made that obvious."We'll see if we get to that."

Yoongi mumbled under his breath and lowered his gaze."Yeah, okay." Yoongi wasn't really hoping for that to happen. But he wouldn't be opposed to it. It was just too soon for either of them to be thinking about having sex together."So I have to be honest. I have no clue where we're going. I didn't make any plans for this date."

"That's fine. Let's just go to the park for a while then get something to eat." Hoseok thought simple dates were the best."We can chat and enjoy the fresh air."