《Undertale Lemons》Fuck away the pain (Pt. 1 I guess)
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"I'm sorry Ruru, this isn't working out. I never thought I'd have to resort to this, but I'm breaking up with you." Ink and Error had just gotten into an argument about what Pj would do with the AUs when they retired. Would he destroy them like Error, or protect and manage them like Ink? Poor little Jammy was sitting on the floor about to cry from all the loud yelling. Suddenly, Error started throwing things and had a little fit. "C'mon Ink! I love you! Please don't leave me Inky. What about PaperJam? What's he going to think about us when he gets older? We can't just leave him to live a life of pain as he grows up miserable knowing his parents split up because of him!"
This pissed Ink off. "It's not his fault! He's not the one arguing about a future he can't control! He's only a baby for crying out loud!"
"I never- this is absolutely pointless now. I can't fight with you anymore!" Baby Jammy started whining a bit. Error went to comfort him, but Ink swooped in and swatted him away. "I'm leaving Error... whether you like it or not." He picks up Pj and makes his way to the door. "I'm taking him with me. Goodbye Error..." and he stepped out of the house, leaving the tearful mess of Error behind. He knew they would never see each other again.
I woke up to the smell of bacon, with hints of maple-. Wait... Whose house is this?! I sat up to find myself in a huge bed with dark blue covers. The walls were dark, sort of covered in dust, and there was a large painting of Dream and Nightmare. Hmm.... Looks like I was with good old Nighty yesterday.
The sun peeked its way in through an opening in the curtains, sort of like a spotlight as the light shone in on the door. I looked in the direction of the light as the door opened and Nightmare stepped in, carrying a tray of food.
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"Oh! You're awake! Heh..." She rubs the back of her neck nervously and sets the tray down on the bed in front of me. I looked at her curiously. "Wh-what happened yesterday?" Her face lit up in a bright blush. "Well..."
"Oh fuck, don't tell me I killed someone yesterday and you're hiding me from the cops." I don't need another jail time on my record. She looked at me in confusion and slightly shook her head. "No, nothing bad happened... Well, aside from Ink leaving you..." "Oh so it wasn't just a bad dream then."
"Yeah... I'm sorry that happened." She sat on the bed and winced. "Are you alright Nighty?" She looks like she's in a lot of pain. "You may have gone a little too rough on me last night, Error." Holy shit what did I do?I sort of ignored that comment and started to eat my food. "Uh before you do that, you're gonna be pretty hungover, sooo..." She goes to her dresser and grabs a small pill bottle. "Take one of these, it'll help." I then felt a sharp pain in the side of my skull, making its way until my whole skull was throbbing. I let out a pained groan as she handed me a small pill.
After doing that, she began. "So if you really don't remember, you want me to retell you the story? You basically told me the whole thing yesterday when you were drunk ranting." She smiled a bit at the last part of the sentence. I took a bite of pancakes on my tray, remembering some events that took place after the Ink incident.
Error was in denial. 'Did my Inky really mean it? He's really leaving me?' Error started crying. He had so much anger, sadness, confusion, and fear channeled up inside.
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Anger took over.
He started shouting, throwing things, breaking things.
Sadness took over.
Error was curled up in a ball on the floor, balling his eyes out in a puddle of his own tears.
Anger again...
Back to breaking shit. He found a picture of him, Ink, and little Jammy's first visit to the beach. Error then cried a bit over the picture. After that, he stumbled his crying self down to the nearest bar.
Error had his head down on the bar's counter, trying to hide his pained expression and tears.
You think your life is done, he took it all with him
Little did he know, a little Nightmare was taken over by a submissive heat. She made her way over to Error, whom which she's had a huge crush on for the longest period of time imaginable.
So you drink enough for it to wash away the sins
Error took another drink of his whiskey as Nightmare took a seat next to him, letting out a breathy gasp as her lower regions were aching to be satisfied. Error groaned in annoyance. "What the hell do you want? Come 'ere to brag about how my husband left me for your brother?" Nightmare looked at the sobbing drunk mess of Error, feeling pity for him. "So that's why Ink came over earlier asking for Dream..." Error took another large drink of whiskey, finishing the alcoholic beverage. Nightmare started to get turned on a bit from how hot Error looked.
After a few moments of listening to Error's cries, Nightmare spoke up. "It's such a shitty thing he did"
"Yea, you should've seen The way he said goodbye. I'm so upset about this, I want to hurt someone." Dirty thoughts filled Nightmare's mind at the larger person's words. Error was just about to order another bottle of whiskey when Nightmare interrupted him. "Ya know, I understand you have a lot of anger... That's why I'm offering..." Error flinched as Nightmare got up to straddle his lap and wrap her arms around Error's neck, a lustful expression on her face.
Error tried to push him off, but his mind was clouded by Nightmare's lips crashing into his own. He felt the smaller grind on him a bit while also trying to intensify the kiss. Error playfully denied and Nightmare growled a bit and broke the kiss, an annoyed expression on his face. Error smiled sheepishly and kissed Nightmare's cheek, holding her by her waist as he leaned down and began to kiss her neck.
They both knew something was going to happen tonight, they just didn't say it aloud. Nightmare teleported the two of them to a dark room, most likely in Nightmare's castle. Nightmare had a look full of need. Error, holding Nightmare as her legs were wrapped around Error's waist, sat down on the bed and groaned a bit as he felt Nightmare grinding against his pelvis.
There were a few moments of silence as Error tried not to give in to Nightmare's seduction. She gave him a look of concern to change Error's emotionless expression. "I know you're upset about Ink, but we both obviously want this." She leans down to Error's ear. "If you're angry, you could take it out on me if you like~." She seductively nipped the ear of the larger male, sending a jolt of pleasure through Error's spine.
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