Sophia: Next ship erenxlevi and surprisingly the most popular ship in America

Eren: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Levi: Ok wtf

Sophia: I don't think age matters really but this is just wrong. There is a fine line between dating someone 2 years younger than you and you are in your 30s, than a 30 year old dating someone that is still technically a kid

Ymir:I'm tonically 75 but because i was a titan for 60 years i'm 15

Historia:I still Love you though *hugs ymir*

Sasha: I'm no longer Hungary

Mikasa: Eren is mine...we dating

Eren: Yep and Mikasa is mine

Armin: Well I guess we can all agree that we don't ship it

Everyone: Yep

Sophia: So 0/10

Everyone:Yep

Jean: Levi where is the bleach

Levi: Why do you need it

Jean: I need it to burn my eyes out

Sophia:Ok bye this might get ugly and Jean you are not bleaching your eyes out.

Jean: Why???

Sophia:Because I don't need anyone going to the infirmary

Hanji: But then I can do exspriments

Sophia:Ok bye officially

Hanji: But....

Sophia and levi: NO!

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