Once when I was thirteen, I used my vibrating massager in the bathroom while in earshot of my mom and her boyfriend. I then came out of the bathroom with my face all flushed and said I liked using it on my neck. At the time I seriously thought they believed me.

To make matters worse, after I came out of the bathroom, I gave them the wet vibrating massager with my juices still on it in case they wanted to use it for non-sexual purposes.

As I got older, I realized that they probably got the idea of what was really going on, and I've felt endlessly embarrassed about the situation.