"I just kinda wish you were gay"

As I stopped playing my ukulele I heard *bing*, I just thought it was a notification on mine or Sarah's phone.

I heard clapping, so I looked up and saw my sister clapping with a smile on her face. "That was awesome y/n, you should show you singing more on your Instagram." She said. "Thanks but I'm good, I mostly show my friends." I laughed putting down my ukulele.

"HEY!" Sarah said "You sound like BILLIE EILISH!" She said in shock "What?....me? No way, not at all" I said "I wish I was that talented though." I said looking out my window. "But you dooo" Sarah said getting up and leaving.

"What? No thank you!!!" I yelled "Thanks shit head" I heard my sister say. That was awkward but my sister is pretty weird so it fits.

—

I was sitting on my bed texting my group chat.

🥑

🖕🤢

❤️😝

🖕🤢

❤️😝

😬

💀😑

👀

🖕🤢

😈

🖕🤢

😑💀

😂🤣🖕

I stoped messaging the group and looked on IG.

My jaw dropped as I saw what my sister posted on her Instagram. Me FUCKING SINGING WISH YOU WERE GAY!! That rat recorded it on Snapchat then posted it on Instagram FUCK MY LIFE BRO.(

Liked my , and

@SaddLBoi ahhh, sorry sis you

didn't know🤣

wow❤️

I'm proud my love, so beautiful🖤

SHE COMMENTED. Also this is amazing Boo💕

thank you so much for causing me

anxiety dude I'll thank you at my funeral😘🖕

"SARAH!" I yelled from my room. She posted this and BILLIE LIKED AND COMMENTED I. Can't. Breath. Bitch.

"Yes?" Sarah said with an evil smile on her face as she walked in my room. I showed her the post and she giggled

"Why?" I said very VERY red () "To see if Billie would respond and she DID, I'm so happy for you"

** I got a notification.

liked your comment

I was dying on the floor, I couldn't move at all "What happened?" Sarah said, she grabbed my phone then laughed to herself. "You may now - kiss - your death" Sarah said cackling like a pig in-between words. "Not funny!" I said sitting up. I quickly snatched my phone from her and just sat there thinking to myself.

"Maybe you could talk to her, she likes your voice, she's not gay or anything so there is no feeling anyways" Sarah said, not helping my situation "I READ TO MUCH FANFICS TO KNOW WERE THIS GOES!" I said standing up and falling back on my bed. "Come on y/n you finally like someone after the breakup, at least try" she said sounding very serious.

"Thanks but no thanks" I replied "1. She's not gay 2.why me even if she was" I spoke putting a pillow on my face.

"Maybe become friends, you'll be closer than not talking at least" Sarah said leaving the room, for once in my life my 14 year old sister is somewhat wise, and is being waayyy to nice to me. But hey.

Hey, this is y/n from Sarah.eilishxoxo's

Post singing wish you were gay.

Oh hey! You were great.

Thank you, that means a lot

coming from the spider queen *bows*😂

You're really fucking funny 🙄

So wyd?

Wait. Did Billie fucking Eilish just ask me what I'm doing, this day just keeps getting better and better huh?

Just talking to the one and only.

How about you Eilish?

Just talking to an amazing singer!

She's really pretty too. 😉

Oh sorry, you should talk to her.

She does seem special.

I'm talking about you silly🖤

Why would I disrespect someone like you.

Thank you again babe but I'm

nowhere near amazing and not pretty at all💀

Don't say that, you are amazing and pretty!

You should also call me babe more often😏

HOLD IT. CUT. Whaaaatttt ok ok ok ok, I'm freaking the fuck out. Jesus aaahhhh. I thought I was being subtle but NOPE.

My cockiness: gone

My soul: who is she?

Me: out the window

Hotel: Trivago

Jeez I need to respond before this goes away

...smooth, smooth

but you see young one, if this is

how we're doing this, I'm the smooth one😂

I see. I would love to stay and chat y/n

but I have work things to attend to, so we'll talk later, k?

Sure thing babe, talk later. Bye

Bye love😘.

That was ONE HELL of a conversation and I'm six feet under. No joke my guy.

I guess I was so lost in the conversation that I didn't hear my mom yell my name.

"Y/N! Dinner!" I heard my mom say. "Coming mom!" I said as I opened my door.

—

I was sitting down at the table with my family eating dinner when I felt a huge pain in my leg.

My sister just fucking kicked me, really hard.

"What was that for?" I ask looking at her "what do you mean?" She said smiling

"You kicked me!" I said picking up my fork and was ready to stab her eye out.

"Lady's, lady's" my dad said taking away my fork "this is the dinner table not a wrestling match" he said chuckling.

"Fine" I said under my breath. Did my dad think that wrestlers stab each other with forks?

My sister leaned closer to me and whispered "how did the convo go?" She said smirking "It went very well" I said sitting up straight "tell me!" My sister said a little louder, which made my parents look at us both "later" I said looking at her.

Was Billie flirting with me?