《Hualian (READ THE DAMN DESCRIPTION PLS)》Part 3. idk what title to put.
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So yeah. Imma just start. This is the continuation from earlier so yeah.
XL 🤗: Miss,Are you alright?
Miss Ying:W-what are you doing?
Creator POV:
Xie Lian just wanted to help her but instead he.....(KENA SEPAK!)
Oop sorry. On with the story. I'm skipping a few parts cause it's already 3:35 AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!!MAH PARENTS GONNA MURDER ME! OK ON WITH IT NOW!
So NanYao told Xie Lian this
NanYao:That's why,we shall just mind our own business! You helped them but they bite the hand that feeds. It's so typical of you..
After that the old man calculated the bill and let them go.
Before they went Xie Lian asked the old man
XL 🤗: Thank you sir. Oh and btw,do you know where the nearest temple for General Ming Guang is?
The old man: Ming Guang Temple? We don't have one here...
XL 🤗: You don't? How come...
The old man: but..we do have Nan Yang Temple only 5 miles from here. Just turn right after you get out of the city gate...
The trio went to the temple. And this is where I come out of the story and they come back in.
Xie Lian: That's strange..it is General Ming Guang who is in charge of the north mortal realm. But it only has temples for General Nan Yang. Though General Nan Yang is in charge of the southeast,he still go so many believers in the north.
Fu Yao: Hmph. That's right² he is beloved of people
Xie Lian: I have a question,but I don't know...
Nan Feng: if you don't know whether to ask or not then just don't ask
Xie Lian: Hehe actually I wanna say,I don't know who I should ask
Fu Yao: Is it about the naming of Nan Yang Temple?
Xie Lian: the naming?
Nan Feng: Shut it!
Creator it get funny here... just a warning that's all. Back to the story.
Fu Yao: long long ago, General Nan Yang was called Duke Yang. However,a careless king had missed spelled Duke with 'I' instead of 'U'..... Hence,all Duke Yang Temples changed the name into Dick Yang Temple. Words traveled fast.. hehehe
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Nan Feng: The spelling was already corrected!
Fu Yao: So what!? Up till now aren't Nan Yang Temples frequent visitors still women? A lot of them would blush when making wishes
Nan Feng: Don't be an asshole!
Fu Yao: hehehehe
Nan Feng: Go sweep the floor if you have nothing better to do!
Fu Yao: what did you say?!
Nan Feng: Hmphm! Haven't your General served tea to His Highness,sweep his floor and do his bed? If I didn't know you better?
Fu Yao: I would think your speaking up for his Highness,
Nan Feng: Your General did bite the hand that feeds him. His Highness brought your General to heaven after the first ascension. Your General however,kicked him in the teeth and forbid others to bring it up. Your General is just the pot calling the kettle black. As the bodyguard of His Highness,he pledge his loyalty,in the end, he still broke his word and forsook his master!
Xie Lian: Eh?... You two...
NanYao: *Married couple fighting again* *starts throwing stuff everywhere*
*All of it hitting Xie Lian* *is tired of them fighting...*
Creator POV:
.......... STOP HITTING MAH BABY LAH NANYAO!!!!
SIGH*** I'm talking now!
*A pao hits Xie Lian and he catches it before it hits the ground* he wipes it and is about to eat it but then.....
Nan Feng hits it out of his and and says :don't eat it!
Fu Yao: it's dirty!
These dumbasses would die if San Lang sees them doing that to His baby~ He will for sure kill em. AND SO WOULD I! Back to the story now.
Xie Lian: ..... Wait for a second!
Firstly. I'm the Highness you were talking about. I remain silent the whole time. So please don't use me against each other.
Secondly. Since your here to aid me who should call the shots here?
NanYao: Listen to you...
XL 🤗: Alright,let's get down to business. Which one of you could lend me some mana to contact Ling Wen?
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NF 😀🔪: Huh? How bout your own mana?
Creator: yes I changed his emoji.
XL 🤗: I don't have enough..
Creator POV:
Nan Feng gives him some mana to contact Ling Wen they talk about some stuff and then Ling Wen says.
Ling Wen POV:
I told Xie Lian that according to the rating,the ghost groom is a Wrath. He took the second place in the rankings of demons Wickedness, Ferocity, Wrath and Devastation. He's just beneath the devastation.if we let it go,it would infect severe damage and huge casualty. Pls take care of it ASAP,Your Highness.
FY 😎👍: Why did it take so long to get the rating?
NF 😀🔪: You gotta enhance your efficiency!
XL 🤗: The ghost groom is a Wrath. Don't underestimate his power.We need to fix it ASAP. Do you have any ideas?
FY 😎👍: Fu Yasmine the ghost groom is interested in brides,we shall use the bride's as baits. However, mannequins and deceptive tricks won't work on a Wrath...
NF 😀🔪: We need a real huma being not all brides went missing
XL 🤗: There must be other requirements to meet
FY 😎👍: Whatever.lets just try it out
XL 🤗: We can't.if we fail the girl would die.
FY: Hmph! If we can't get a girl....you wanna get a guy instead?
NF 😀🔪: Which guy would be willing to dress up as....
NanYao: ✨gets an idea✨
Creator: oh shit-......
NanYao: Looks at mine at San Lang's baby ....
Ok imma be talking from here cause my lazy as doesn't wanna continue 😎 read the story if you wanna know that bad.....
So~~...... They made his dress up as a girl..... Miss Ying came to apologize to XL,NF and FY. So she decided to help XL with the dress. While going up to the mountain I'll be writing again that is here. Cause it's the most Nicest and Mysterious part.
FY 😎👍: So~ M-lady,how is it to finally get married?
XL 🤗: I'm a bit disappointed something important is missing for the wedding procession.
NF 😀🔪: I think it's all set. What's missing?
XL 🤗: two maids for the bride.
Creator: HAHA GO XIE LIAN!!
NanYao: Humph!
FY 😎👍: Your family is to poor to afford maids.
XL: Alright then. Where are we?
NF: We've been at Mount Yujun for a while.
Creator POV:
Suddenly Xie Lian hears something......no someone.... giggle?a song?..... Even this part freaks me out still even though I've watched it a few times. Les go see what he hears....
XL: Huh?
FY: Hm? What's wrong?
XL: Hush. Have you heard the giggles?
NF: I haven't heard anything.
FY: Neither have I.
XL: Huh... So it intended for me?...
Guard 1:..... So-something is is off...
NF: Keep going. Act as if nothing is wrong.
XL: He is singing.
FY: What is it about?
Xie Lian saying the song.
*In tears, crossing the mountain....the ghost groom never smiles...
NF: What does it mean? He is warning you not to smile?
FY: it might be a set-up. Perhaps something bad would happen if you cry.
XL: no matter I cry or laugh what would be the worst scenario?...
FY: you will be kidnapped.
XL: right. There's something I have to tell you though.
NF: What?
Xie Lian: I have been smiling since I got on the sedan chair.
Creator POV:
OK IM DONE!!!! NEXT PART IS TOMORROW!!!! IM DONE IM DONE!!!!
MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU JUST BE SMILING!?!??..... WAHHHHH
Ok anyways next part tomorrow.
Will Xie Lian get caught by the ghost groom? Will he die? Who knows read in the next part.
Bye my lovelies.
.......... 1372 words!?!?!? HUH!?!
Ok imma sleep now or not cause my friend wants me to be up with hi. So since I'm good I'll stay up with him..... I'll sleep in school tomorrow 😎. Baiiii
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