When the day started, Jungkook didn't think he'd be screaming for dear life, bound to a plate by tentacles, about to be impregnated by an alien king.

But shit happens.

The day started out normal. Jungkook, Taehyung, and Jimin were supposed to go on a normal excavation to Flearth and get resources. Jimin, the little bitch that he was, got to stay in a hovering spacepod the whole time, just telling them what to do and shit.

Taehyung and Jungkook had to suit up for this one, as the gravity levels were whack. They put on their space boots and space clothes and looked like two weebs, but like, cute.

"You guys look like weebs." Yoongi commented, and Jungkook and Taehyung were both blushing. "But like, cute."

"Shut up." Taehyung mumbled, and Jungkook huffed as well. Jungkook's space clothes, a tight red shirt made with space-esque material with a red jacket on top, and red tights. Tights.

Taehyung was the same but in silver.

"This is so cute. Lemme take a picture." Jin said, and then cursed when he realised he couldn't take a picture because he didn't have one.

"I hate this stupid 'designed based on creature occupying shit' bullshit. You know how funny I look with all silver?!" Taehyung snapped, and Jimin giggled. You look cute."

"I look like a tin man. Jungkook looks like a fuckin- like a- he looks like a cherry."

"Original." Jungkook commented, and Taehyung rolled his eyes, so Jungkook sighed. "Now c'mon, let's get going."

The two bid their goodbyes and saw Jimin scurrying off in a cute little pod, hovering above the parked spaceship, waving at the two from the sky while the two walked on the metal (?) walkway.

They found some passerbys who were lowkey floating and they told them the palace was above 'up there' which was like super vague. Jungkook and Taehyung assumed that was a synonym for 'on a hill' or 'after a long flight of stairs' but nope. Nope they were right it was straight up floating in air. The palace was floating in air.

"I'm so fucking excited to do this," Jungkook grinned, and Taehyung sighed. "I hate you."

They both pressed down onto the ground, clicked a button on their sleeve, and then pushed up and went flying into the air.

Jungkook squealed in delight, while Taehyung almost lost balance and gripped onto Jungkook.

"C'mon- let's go to the palace. Sun sets in 2 hours here." Taehyung said, and Jungkook nodded. They both flew towards the palace (Jungkook deciding it'd be funny to do backflips the whole time.) and finally reached.

"You're gonna get special privileges and attention as usual because you're half alien or whatever. Ugh." Jungkook rolled his eyes, and Taehyung scoffed.

"You humans can't complain about special privileges when you colonised our planets and did us dirty," Taehyung said, and Jungkook sighed.

"True. Hey but you should read some Human history. Some of us straight up genocided other races. Like this one guy tried to kill six MILLION of these-"

"Jungkook, I know. We all learn human history." Taehyung snapped, and Jungkook blushed lightly. "Right. Sorry."

"Now c'mon, let's go in." Taehyung said, and Jungkook nodded, and followed him through the gates, setting down on the ground.

"Hey- uh- we're from.. um.. we need to talk to someone to get some.. stuff." Jungkook told one of the guards, and Taehyung instantly cringed.

Thankfully, the speakers on their suits through which Jimin spoke in their language, and the guards nodded and told them to go inside. Jungkook and Taehyung ignored the fact that the guards were two giant bees because, aliens.

"Jungkook what did we tell you?" Jimin snapped through their ear piece.

Jungkook sighed. "Not to do dumb shit."

"And what did you do?"

"...Dumb shit." Jungkook mumbled, and Taehyung giggled, and heard Jimin rolled his eyes from the pod.

"I'm stuck here floating in air and shit. Namjoon and Yoongi are outside the ship drinking. They think no one can see but I'm right here. And Hoseok and Jin are dancing inside the fuckin-"

"Jimin, shut up. We're here." Taehyung said, and then they pressed the buttons which removed the oxygen helmets from their heads.

This planet seemed small, and had a minuscule population, as Yoongi told them. So it wasn't surprising that the king was there just chilling with some guys. He was wearing a crown, though. The room was a big hall with a chandelier (made of wood?) floating from the ceiling top.

"Ah- hello! The visitors from Earth! Yes yes- the guards informed me." The king laughed upon seeing them, and Jungkook and Taehyung smiled. The kind looked human-ish (except for the fact that his skin was green).

"Why does he have a french accent?" Jungkook whispered to Taehyung, who nudged him to shut the fuck up and walked up to the king.

"Yes.. your majesty, pleasure to meet you." Taehyung said, and then bowed down, and Jungkook followed, taking a quick peek at Taehyung's ass as he did.

The man walked to Taehyung to shake his hand or whatever, but then grimaced. "Oh- ew- you are not human! Get this peasant out-"

"E-excuse me?" Taehyung let out, and the man scoffed, stepping back. "I was promised humans! Earthlings! I can smell Jupiter in you, boy." The king snapped, and some guards instantly seized hold of Taehyung, who's eyes widened.

"Woah woah woah- I'm half! I'm half human! Oh my god- I swear I'm half human! Look my skin is human coloured!" Taehyung protested, and Jungkook couldn't help but laugh, which earned a glare from Taehyung.

The guard grabbed Jungkook too, who frowned. "Hey! Let me go!" Jungkook snapped, and the king looked angry, now.

"You lying whores." The man said, and Jungkook and Taehyung both widened their eyes.

"Okay that's a bit much-"

"You won't get any of King Bing's resources if you lie and tell me you are human but turn out to be not human."

King Bing said, and Jungkook laughed.

"Dude- your name is King Bing?? Like is that your last name? Or did you parents purposefully name you Bing knowing you'll be King-"

"Jungkook shut the fuck up you're blowing this for us!!" Jimin snapped from the other side, and Taehyung's eyes widened too, and he hissed at Jungkook to shut up.

But Jungkook was laughing even harder now. "King Bing," Jungkook said, and practically toppled over laughing, if it wasn't for how the guard was holding onto him.

King Bing looked real mad now, and he stepped closer to him. "How dare you walk into my planet and criticise my-"

But then, he stopped. Jungkook stopped laughing, standing straight up, a little scared. The man suddenly stepped a lot closer, and grabbed Jungkook's chin.

"Wait a minute," He said in his french accent- which still didn't make any sense, like, why did he sound french? The guards didn't sound french? In fact they were 6 foot tall bees? What the fuck?

"You are human!" The man said, rejoiced, and Jungkook smiled a little. "Yeah man. He's half human too-"

"No no, we don't want half. We want full breed." The man whispered, and Taehyung frowned, and Jungkook just snickered, oblivious to the way the king was smirking at him.

"I'm special then," Jungkook grinned, and the man got a glint of red in his eyes, which made Taehyung gulp. "Very special. Come here, human." The man said, and grabbed Jungkook.

"Wait- what about me?" Taehyung asked, and the king brushed him off. "Ah- handcuff him against the wall. What a nuisance."

Jungkook saw how Taehyung scoffed, and glared at Jungkook. "Kook, say something!" He hissed, and Jungkook's eyes widened at how the guards grabbed Taehyung and handcuffed him against a pole, his hands behind his back.

Jungkook giggled. "This is kind of funny, though." Jungkook said, and heard Jimin screaming from the earpiece.

"Jungkook you absolute dumbass! Just because they're treating you like a king doesn't mean you can just-"

"Ah, human. We have gathered all our finest resources from this planet and put them in a basket. All for you!" The man laughed, and then Jungkook heard a gulp.

"Okay never mind keep going." Jimin said, and Jungkook grinned, feeling special.

"Jimin what the fuck?" Taehyung snapped. "Bro, this is good, we're getting shit for free. Keep using Jungkook. We might get more stuff."

"Wow, this is so great! It's all like Earth stuff-" Jungkook said, and the man grinned. "Yes yes. We know how much you humans like that- what's it called?" The king asked one of the guards.

"Vodka." He said.

"Ah yes- we make special vodka! For you." The man said, and Jungkook jumped a little. "Ooh! This is fun! Thank you King Bing- as you know we have quite the special situation. Our ship has very little resources, this act will be highly appreciated by the Galactic Navy." Jungkook said, (because Jimin was saying it from the other side and forcing Jungkook to repeat it word to word).

"No no- none of that. We are glad you came." The king said, and Jungkook smiled. "We will let your friend go back."

"Oh great- wait- go back where?" Jungkook asked.

"Go back to where he came from." The king said like it was obvious, and Taehyung scoffed.

"Never heard that one before," Taehyung rolled his eyes, and the giant bee guard buzzed in his ear, making him wince.

"Yeah.. thank you. Actually, we both should be going back now." Jungkook said, and then felt an iron grip on his wrist. Like, actual iron wrist. It made him wince as well.

"You? No no- you are not going anywhere." The alien kind snapped, and Jungkook frowned.

"W-what? No but- we only came for resources-" Jungkook stammered, and then saw the king step closer, eyes turning red. "Oh no no, human. You will stay. You are what we get in exchange for giving you all this, no?"

"I'm what?!? No no- dude, you got it all wrong. I'm not here to stay, I'm-" Jungkook started, and then looked at Taehyung nervously. "Tea! Say something!" Jungkook cried.

"Though it was 'kind of funny', Kooks." Taehyung snapped, but then saw how some guards brought in what looked like an oversized plate.

Jungkook screamed when he got picked up and plopped onto the plate, and then screamed again when he realised he was on a plate. "OH my god Tae! Tae! They're gonna eat me! Taehyung!!" Jungkook cried, and Taehyung's eyes widened.

"Oh shit this isn't that funny now. Hello! King dude- listen man, please don't eat my friend." Taehyung said, and the king laughed.

"Why would we do such a stupid thing?" The king said, and Taehyung gulped.

"Don't make him your.. slave?"

"We don't keep slaves that is so ancient, ugh." The king said, rolling his eyes, and Taehyung shook his head.

"What're you gonna do to him?" Taehyung asked, and saw how Jungkook was looking on the brink of losing it, mumbling I'm gonna die on repeat.

"Put our eggs inside of him and have human mixed children, of course."

Jungkook screamed.

"NO!!!!!!! I AM NOT!!!!!!! A BREEDING BITCH!!!!" Jungkook yelled, and then stood up on the plate and kicked the guard in the face.

"He snapped." Jimin said from the other line, and Taehyung pulled on his restraints.

"Jimin where the fuck are you? Do you see this shit?? Jungkook's gonna be their sex slave!! They're gonna make him pregnant-" Taehyung cried, and then watched as one of the guards burst out with tentacle arms. TENTACLES.

Jungkook screamed again. "No!! I'm too young to be fucked by tentacles please!! Oh my god!!" Jungkook said, and then started crying. This was a fucking nightmare.

"Kook- listen, help is on its way! You fucking psychos let him go!" Taehyung yelled, and the guard whispered. "Bro chill we're just gonna use his body for our children until our race is as pure as the human race, it's not a big deal." The guard said.

"Are you out of your mind??" Taehyung snapped, and saw how Jungkook was now bound to the plate by tentacles. "Literally what the fuck is going on- this is like a badly made hentai." Taehyung snapped to himself, and saw as Jungkook was still crying, kicking his legs.

"Mommy!!!" Jungkook cried out in fear, whimpering. "No no- please- I'm just a little dumb human dude I don't even have a uterus." Jungkook said.

"We don't need a uterus for reproduction here silly rabbit. We just need a ribcage." The king laughed, and Jungkook looked petrified.

"Oh my god. Oh my god Taehyung they're going to stick their dicks into my ribcage. Taehyung do something please-" Jungkook cried, and then felt one of the tentacles (what the fuck) swirling around his legs and pushing them up.

Jungkook screamed again, and then finally, before this straight up nightmare could get any fucking worse, the doors to the palace opened, and there stood Jimin, Hoseok, Yoongi, Namjoon, and Jin, with space ray guns in their hands.

"You're our bitch now, king." Jimin snapped, and then they all pointed the ray guns up and started shooting.

Not at anyone, just everywhere to cause chaos. Someone shot at the tentacles, and Jungkook was finally freed. He jumped off the plate and ran, ran for his dear fucking life.

Yoongi helped Taehyung get out, while Jungkook just ran behind the other boys and hid. They shot everyone- and Jin was smart and grabbed the basket of resources- and then Jimin smirked.

"Next time you mess with us, you- wait, what was the line I decided on?" Jimin said to Yoongi, while they all stood by the exit.

"Next time you mess with us, we'll clean it up with you." Yoongi said, and Jimin shook his head. "No no- that was the other one. I said-"

"Oh my god hurry up!" Jungkook shouted, and so Jimin turned forward- thought of the coolest line he could muster up, and just said "Sayonara whores."

"And then all seven ran out."

"Hey Jungkook you okay?" Jin asked, and Jungkook shivered. They just entered the spaceship, and the moment they did, Jungkook took off his helmet.

He kicked off his boots, took off the jacket, took off his shirt, and took off his pants. All at the entrance. All while yelling ew ew ew ew ew-

"We really shouldn't have given you two such a big task. Thanks to Jimin, we got there in time. Or else who knows what would've happened." Namjoon said, and Taehyung sighed.

"Yeah, I know. That king was super weird. And the guards were bees?? One of them had tentacles? Like-" Taehyung said, and Yoongi sat down, and then groaned.

"Oh thank god- I thought I was really drunk and seeing all that shit." Yoongi mumbled, rubbing his face with his hands.

Jungkook running all over the control room, screaming ew again and again, in nothing but his boxers. Hoseok sighed.

"That shit was lowkey wild."

"Lowkey?? LOWKEY?? I was almost made a breeding bitch-" Jungkook snapped, and then got down on the floor, pulling at his hair. "Oh my god t-they had tentacles-" He started rolling on the floor now. "Fuckin- gonna fuck me with a fucking tentacle what the fuck this is why I should've never watched hentai when I was in 8th grade honestly I-"

"Kook, Taehyung said, crouching down. He leaned forward, pulling Jungkook to sit up. "I'm sorry. I should've been more careful. You could've gotten hurt. We shouldn't have done that."

"S'not your fault, Tae. We didn't know. We read that the king likes humans, we didn't know in.. that way." Jin said, and Jungkook gulped.

"I know.. but I could've done something, y'know?" Taehyung said, and Jungkook could tell he looked proper guilty.

"Tae, it's fine. It's not your fault. I didn't do anything when they tied you up, so I'm partially at fault too." Jungkook said, and Taehyung gave him a small smile.

"Good. But I'm not gonna lie- that was the funniest shit I've ever seen-" Taehyung said, and Jungkook whacked his arm, and Taehyung giggled.

"Hey, on the good side, we got free shit!" Hoseok said, and they all cheered. They all jumped around for a little and saw what was in the basket.

"Chocolate, meat, rice, dog food??? Anyways- toothpaste, combs, erfume, VODKA!" Yoongi yelled out, and then gasped and grinned widely. "Yo!! We got free alcohol!!"

"Nope." Hoseok said, grabbing all three bottled of vodka and taking them away. Yoongi whined. "Ugh, why not? Listen guys- I need-"

"What you need is to realise that drinking so much of this stuff is bad for your tiny little body. Now let's go drink a better alternative, soda." Hoseok said, and Yoongi frowned a little and huffed.

"Fine whatever." Yoongi mumbled, but then blushed lightly when Hoseok smirked at him and patted his ass, both walking out of the control room and towards the dining room.

"I'm gonna take this ship out of this planet because that shit was totally outta pocket," Taehyung said, and Jungkook nodded.

"Completely. Praise the lord himself, I'm never eating on a plate again." Jungkook said, and then turned around to walk out the room. Taehyung turned to look at him.

"I don't think that's the moral of this story, Cherry." Taehyung snickered, and Jungkook just shrugged cutely, ruffling his red hair while walking out. Taehyung couldn't help but let his eyes linger on his ass for a little, and then turned back around, facing outside.

"Be the tentacle." Jimin whispered into Taehyung's ear, and Taehyung jumped- not realising Jimin was right behind him.

"I hate you." Taehyung said, and Jimin giggled. "I know. I love me too."