《random Dave and Bambi incorrect quotes and other stuff (I guess) (+12)》incorrect quotes 5
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Dave: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Bambi: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tristan: I personally was created in a lab.
Bandu: I just straight up spawned lol.
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