《P A I N (FINISHED)》part 12
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Taki:Let's do "get help"
Sarvente:no....
Taki:c'mon,you love it
Sarvente:I hate it, It's humiliating!
Taki:We're doing it
Sarvente:We are NOT doing "get help"
------------->later on
Taki:Get help! My friend is dying! Help her! [flings sarvente at. random person]
I dont think taki has an enemy-
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Selever:MOM! Look! It's a car on a car, on a car, on a car, on a car
Sarvente: .....
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Sarvente: *opens door* after you
Taki:no thank you,I dont let people walk behind me.7/10 attacks happen from behind,you know
Sarvente:that leaves a 30% chance I'll attack you from the front.
Taki:yeah, but I'd be easier to stop,I could just bl-
Sarvente:*slaps taki*
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Edgar:What if you press the brake and the gas at the same time?
Selever:The car takes a screenshot
Julie:for the last time,get the fvčķ out
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Selever: I love the men's room....
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Rasazy:that tylenol diddnt look like tylenol,it looked like blood
Rasazy:and it was disgustingly delicious
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Selever:my head hurts
Ruv:too bad, I dont care
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sarvente:shes at that age were hse has on thing on her mind
taki:Boys?
rasazy:homicide
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Selever:I am a turkey
Selever:kill me! :D
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