《Dave And Bambi ¦ Best Friends..? (DISCONTINUED)》~Sleepover~
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It was a normal day and dave was so bored he went to Bambi's farm..
Dave: bambi are u here?
Bambi: oh yeah dave im here
Dave: bambi im so bored what should we do?
Bambi: Actually, I'm bored too, so I could come stay at your home tonight. If you want
Dave: sure! That's great idea..I'll see you tonight, then!
Bambi: bye
Tristan: Mr. Bambi, you got out too fast😏
Bambi: tristan shut the f... Up
*It was evening and bambi was on him way to Dave's house*
Bambi: I think this is it.
"
Dave: oh hi bambi!
Bambi: hi dav- what? How can you stand up?
Dave: I learned how to walk with a robot legs
Bambi mind: He's too tall.
Dave: Come on, it's cold outside.
*Bambi comes in*
Dave: Sit on the couch and I'll get a blanket.
Bambi: huh.. Okay
*Dave comes into the living room with a big blanket.*
Dave: want to watch movie?
Bambi: ...
Bambi: sure..
Dave covers bambi and himself with a blanket
Bambi mind: It's too close.
Bambi: Dave?
Dave: yes?
Bambi: tristan is your adopted child?
Dave: yeah i adopted him
Bambi: you dont have wife?
Dave: nope
Bambi: Okay.
Dave:... How would you like to sleep together tonight?
Bambi mind: *having heart attack*
Bambi: i- i- uhm- It's your d-decision.
Dave: If you don't mind, sleep with me.
Bambi: o-okay.
Bambi mind: thats fckng embarrassing...
*After 3 hours*
Dave: I'm sleepy..
Bambi: *yawn* m-me too
Dave: let's sleep?
Bambi: sure.
*Dave stands up and holds Bambi in his arms*
Bambi: w-wha Dave-!?
Dave: I'm just taking you to the bedroom.
Bambi mind: sh!t sh!t sh!t
*Dave goes into the bedroom and puts Bambi to bed*
Dave: goodnight *goes to bed*
Bambi: g-goodnight
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