《DevilDice: the special show》Part 3 - devils little idea
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The casino was now more alive than it had ever been. It was the first time the casino had opened in a while after all.
"OI! Dice!"
Dice rolled his eyes and groaned.
"What is it wheezy? I'm really tired...."
Wheezy gave Dice a mischievous grin. Dice noticed this and stared at him, Dice's face slowly turns to annoyance.
"What. Did. You. Do."
"Ohhhhh, nothin' ."
Dice was getting more and more annoyed but he was too tired to deal with Wheezy's tricks and jokes.
"Fucks sake Wheezy just tell me!"
"Someone's gettin' cranky!"
Wheezy let out a kettle sort of laugh and Dice rolled his eyes once more.
"If there's nothin' to tell me then why are ya actin' like this?!"
Dice was starting to get more frustrated and raised his voice a tiny bit.
"All right, all right, don't rip ya moustache off!"
Wheezy was making a reference to when Dice lost to cuphead on 'roll the dice'. Devil hired Dice once again after realising the show wasn't the same without him and he needed Dice around the casino. Also is turned out that Henchman wasn't the perfect man for the job.
When cuphead was trying to leave the building Dice ripped part of his moustache off of his statue and tried to run after cuphead, but to no avail.
Wheezy was still laughing and then wiped a tear from his eye and patted Dice on the back roughly, almost knocking him out of his chair.
"HAHAHA! Phew....Ay I'm just kiddin' tall stack!"
Dice grumbled and gave Wheezy a death stare. Wheezy let out a few more little chuckles and put his hand on Dice's shoulder.
(I forgot to mention that wheezy can manifest his own arms with ashes from his ashtray he uses to move around)
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"So what the hell do ya want Wheezy."
"I heard what's goin' on between you and the boss and I wanted to let you know about somethin'. "
Dices' face immediately lit up and he warmed up to Wheezy and went back to his usual infatuated tone.
"Hahaha....so, Wheezy, are ya gonna let me in on this or..."
Mr Wheezy's face suddenly got very weary and he looked around frantically to make sure no employees, customers or the Devil himself was listening to their conversation.
He turned around slowly to Dice and started whispering to him.
"The boss has been secretly preparin' you ideas on how to change 'roll the dice' and to give ya a hint, he's gonna be changin' the shows name to 'the pink dice'."
Dices' face dropped but not in a shocked way.
"So you're tellin' me he's just changing the shows name? THATS THE CHANGE HE WANTS!!??"
Dice immediately slammed his hands over his own mouth and looked around to see everyone staring at him and Mr Wheezy. Pirouletta had even stopped her singing act. Dice and Wheezy changed over to a casual position where they where both whistling and acted like nothing happened.
When everyone turned back to do their own thing King Dice grabbed Mr Wheezy and got up in his face. Dice started whispering to Wheezy.
"What do ya mean by 'pink dice'?!"
"I dunno but the boss seems intimate on his idea."
"Then why did he bother me so much about comin' up with my OWN idea?!"
"Again, I dunno. I'm just an employee, brother. Not the Devils right hand man."
Mr Wheezy let out a small chuckle and Dice scoffed at his words. Dice was mad at the Devil but he's the DEVIL there's nothing much Dice can do other than sit there and accept the facts.
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Dice crosses his arms and then Wheezy rolls off on his ashtray while still letting out a few tired chuckles.
At the same time as this Piroulettas' act ended and it was time for Dices' comedy act. Pirouletta walks gracefully off of the stage and blows a kiss to the audience on her way out. Dice then stands up from his seat and walks behind the stage and practices a few lines.
After each act the next person to go on has at least 10 minutes to get ready and prepare. Dice was taking today seriously since this is the first time the casino opened as it has been closed for a few months.
With a sound over the speakers and a cheer of the crowd, Dice was walking out onto the stage with microphone in hand.
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