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May I have a second straw, please?
Aw, that's cute! Are you two dat-
Hey, Mikey! Watch how fast I can drink this fucking milkshake!
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Me! Zombie! Summoned to Another World!
In the Year 2030, a plague spread throughout the globe, turning most humans into zombies.Naturally, as a weakling, I turned into one as well, a weak one at that.I could never overpower a living human, nor have I taken a bite of human flesh. Now, even my mind was starting to go blank.I stared at the living muscular human standing in front of me with a huge RPG over his shoulder, and I thought my zombie life was going to end at that moment.Without any warning, a green light shot out from the cloud and enveloped me.Everything started to turn black after that. When I opened my eyes once again, I was already in an unknown world.In front of me stood an idiot who proclaimed himself as a necromancer. I glared at his tasty flesh and charged at the necromancer without any hesitation.At first, I thought it would be a harsh battle between him and me, but, unexpectedly, the necromancer was even weaker than me.After indulging in the necromancer’s brain, information appeared inside my head.[Notes of the necromancer’s growth][Records of the Mysterious Nolan Continent][My life with the Holy Church’s saint]
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Ursus Ex Machina
Ozzy was a man of the wild. Raised in a remote village atop the world's mightiest mountain, he'd been taught to respect and revere the natural world. The realm he was born into had been there long before him, and it would remain there long after him. Sure, there was the occasional madman who threatened to destroy it, but such boasts were always empty. No one individual was actually capable of demolishing this beautiful blue-and-green ball Ozzy called home. No matter what terrible magics these villains wielded, they were incapable of causing permanent harm to the environment. Even if the planet was completely devastated, it would recover. Life would find a way to flourish, same as it always had. That was what Ozzy believed from the bottom of his heart, so he never once felt the need to save the world he loved. After all, it was never truly in danger. The world would be fine no matter what. The people were a wee bit endangered, but that was another story altogether. However, what would happen if Ozzy suddenly found himself devoid of his beloved wilds? What would the man do if the realm he knew - one of wonder, magic, and chaos - was replaced with a man-made environment of concrete, industry, and steam? Ozzy could never imagine such a thing happening, and yet that was his new reality. After losing a fateful confrontation with a mad wizard, he and his friends found themselves transported to a strange world so thoroughly alien that every waking moment feels like a fever dream. Separated and scattered to the four corners of this land, each of these adventurers will need to adapt, survive, and overcome if they hope to reunite. They would also need to do so quickly. The sooner they are able to find one another, the sooner they can figure out a way back home and have another crack at putting an end to the villain's plans. Whether such a thing was actually possible in a world with barely any magic in it was a valid concern, but Ozzy had more immediate things to worry about. For instance, why did the air smell like a perpetual forest fire? How did ships sail through the sky as if it were water? And most importantly, was the pavement he was hurtling towards at high speed much softer than it looked? Probably not, but a man could hope.
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PROTOTYPE
Alex mercer wakes up without his memories and mysterious powers, follow his quest to find out who he was and more importantly what he has become.
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My Annoying Brothers
[ℂ𝕆𝕄ℙ𝕃𝔼𝕋𝔼𝔻] (SHORT STORY) A family with bts and y/nI wrote this for fun in grade 6-7 so there's no logic in this at all, but thanks for reading
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Blood and Bones
From the darkest reaches of Elms To bloody battlefields that rage between nations From the tyrants who believe they rule him To the people who hate him to a fault He reigns over them all And those who dare to cross his path are now only blood and bones
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Magic is Overrated
This is a side project I am starting for my own amusement. It's not meant to be serious but it can be. I'll post a chapter when I feel like and chapter lengths simply depend on how much I want to write. I don't even know where the story will go so you can say it will be an adventure for myself and any readers. This story is how I relieve my stress and cynical ideals so you have been warned.Synopsis: When the entire world is run on principals of magic and every person born a mage one boy can't help but despise it. This story is about his struggles and failures with his """"shitty"""" magic. He also is a member of a high ranking noble house filled with freaks. This can only go horribly wrong.Warning: Crude language and sexual situations. Along with crazy mishaps.
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