《Panická ataka》3
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Přišel mladík k' kořenářce,
že prý „tam má problém",
že prý že šel k staré Mařce,
ve víře – duchu dobrém.
Tu naň Mařka, tak to říkal,
„hupsla jako kobyla",
nebránil se – neutíkal,
byla by ho dobila.
Kořenářka vyjeveně,
ať se tedy svleče,
„Vypadáte obdařeně,
jen vám to tu teče!"
Předepsala mladíkovi,
rukolové masti,
poslala jej k mužikovi,
prý že pro náplasti.
Přišel mladík k mužikovi,
celý z toho nesvůj,
že teď musí k rusákovi,
pro náplasti na svůj...
Přišla Mařka k' kořenářce,
že prý hledá chlapce,
že prý přišel k staré Mařce,
„zahrát si na savce".
Stará Mařka potrhaná,
tak ji to prý zřídil,
její šaty – podívaná!
Každý se naň řitil.
Kořenářka beze slova,
zvedla ruku v dvéře,
Mařka se tak zase znova,
ze dveří hned béře.
Náhle vidí na návsi,
mužika jak prchá,
a mladíka nahé krásy,
jak se na něj vrhá.
Běží Mařka běží kovář,
běží spousta krajanů,
aby mohli mužikovi,
poskytnouti záchranu
Přišel mužik k' kořenářce,
že prý on má problém,
prý napaden byl dobytčetem,
prý „bodloho tam bodlem".
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