"Lord DIO, Watch out!-"

"ZA WARU~ "

As predicted, DIO gets run over by a truck. Not just by any truck, but a bright, red oil tanker. It comes to a sudden halt. The gang stood there, on the sidewalk, not uttering a single word. They didn't bother to help DIO at all. A moment of silence for the so-called "Lord" DIO.

But then, Diego bursts out laughing, " -- The boot-licker got run over~!" His knees buckled, taking him to the floor. He falls onto the damp pavement, rolling in a wet puddle of muck.

"Pah, Pathetic..." Kars chuckled.

After a few seconds, the almost soundless environment began to burst into raging fits of laughter. Everyone cackled at the yellow vampire except for Enrico, who was alarmed about the vampire's situation.

DIO was dead-stuck between the truck's wheels and the road. His head, almost crushed by the sheer pressure of the heavy oil tanker above him. He originally had a couple of injuries, but he had already healed because of his rapid healing ability. Vampires, am I right?

"" Pucci bends down to check on Dio, who was being crushed underneath the oil tanker.

"It seems that I have become... weaker... When I came into this... world..." Dio manages to say under the rubbery wheel of the truck. Oh my god, that must have felt so uncomfortable.

As the tanker's engines stopped, a lady, looking 20-ish years old, steps out of the driver's seat, looking worried. Guilty, even.

She ran towards the priest, " I'm sorry, I'll call an ambulance right now-"

The woman takes out her phone, then Pucci stops her.

"It's alright, Ma'am. He's... He's fine."

"Are you sur-?"

"Yes."

She looks down at the man. He looked completely unscathed, with no cuts or anything. She then noticed the odd choice of clothes that he was wearing. Is he a cosplayer? Maybe, he just came back from a party? But the question is, how is he not dead? She also notices the other men standing in the rain. Just standing on the sidewalk, completely soaked. They also had weird clothing, looking like villains from that one popular anime/ manga series... Jojo's Crazy Experience?... wait, no... Jo...Jo's Bizarre... Eh, whatever.

"Take this wretched thing off me, woman!" DIO screamed, demanding her to take the oil tanker off of his poor head.

"Oooh, yeah, I'm on it." she cringed.

The lady jumped back into the driver's seat and slowly drove the oil tanker off of Dio. After a few minutes of struggling, Dio was finally free from being stuck between the road and the wheel. He gets up, clearly frowning and drenched in the puddle water. As the woman came back out, Dio crossed his arms, clearly upset. He looks at her in displeasure.

"You... How DARE you, run over the all-mighty DIO!"

"Dio?" The lady laughs in disbelief, " Like the antagonist in that popular anime?"

"What?"

"Also, how is your face not bleeding or damaged at all?" She grabs Dio's face, slightly squishing his cheeks, " It's like a miracle!"

"Get your filthy hands off me!" Dio snapped back, slightly blushing. This was so out of his usual character.

"Oops, sorry!"

She then points towards the flamboyantly dressed men, "Are those your friends?" She asks, raising a slight brow.

"Now, what are you talking about? Those people are no-"

"Yes, we are."

Valentine interjects, approaching them in a calm demeanor. He struts forwards towards them.

"Oho~ So you're approaching me?" Dio exclaims, "Well, come as close as you like!"

Valentine doesn't respond to Dio's silly words. Instead, he silently approaches them in the calm rain, "Excuse me, Miss, can you give us directions to the closest... uh... cun- Conve--nience... store?" Funny murmurs, "It's the least that you can maybe do..."

"Oh! The I know one close by!" She exclaims. She then points towards her right, "You first take that road, and then you go left. Then, should be able to see a store from there."

Then, the woman shuffles around her pocket, takes out her wallet, and hands Enrico 50 dollars.

"Sorry for the trouble I caused. Here, take it."

She takes a step back and smiles. Then she looks at her watch, showing an expression of both shock and worry.

"Oh shit, gotta go!"

The woman runs back into the vehicle and swiftly drives away, lights blinking in the distance.

"How convenient," Kira pauses before continuing, ""

"Well... yes. Yes, we can."

They walked along the sidewalk, following the directions given by that mysterious lady. When they did, they got quite a few stares from the people nearby. Kira hated this unnecessary attention. He wishes to find a hole and hide in there forever. A quiet life is what he always wanted. While he was clearly uncomfortably walking, a boy who at least 16 approaches him.

"Nice cosplay!"

"What?" Yoshikage says, confused. 'What is cosplay? ' Uh... Cos... Cos... Oh! That weird thing that people do where they dress up as their favorite characters or something like that.

"Oh- Thanks..." Kira replies.

"Can I take a pic' with you?" The boy asks. Kira raises a curious brow, "Sure...?" what did he mean by 'pic'?

The boy takes out an odd, handheld device that carried a blinding, bright screen. Kira squints at the thing as the boy raised the thin box-shaped device.

A flash.

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Note:

When I was making this, I lost my "JJBA images" file. Kinda sad. :(