《Kny reacciona a cualquier estupidez》Exponiendo Infieles con el tapioka y salami 1/10
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Sanemi- hola como andan niños del infierno
Giyuu- por eso nadie te quiere salami
Shinobu - no te robes mis frases!!!
S y G- callate mosca mutante!!!!
Giyuu- ¡hoy vamos ha exponer infieles!
Sanemi- ahora comencemos que me quiero ir
Giyuu-le mete una cachetada- sigan nos!!
Encuentran a una pareja
Giyuu- hola amigos ustedes son pareja?
PX- si porque?
Giyuu- no les gustaría Ganar 100 pesitos?
PX y PX2- mmmmmm porque no?
Giyuu- quien me da primero sus teléfonos?
PX- Yo!
Y veremos. Como la segunda persona X suelta un suspiro
Giyuu- mm tienes insta?
Px- no
Giyuu- face?
Px mueve la cabeza en señal que no
Giyuu- voy a entra a mensajes
PX- Si claro
Despues de revisarle todo el teléfono teniendo solo fotos de sus hijos comida memes y cosas de trabajo
Giyuu- bueno tu estas limpio te toca- dijo viendo a la chica
De repente la chica x empezó a decir que no que lo había olvidado pero su esposo le dijo que el lo tenia así que la chica no tuvo mas opción que darle el teléfono a Giyuu
Giyuu- voy a entrar a mensajes
Chica x- eh chico por favor devuelva me mi teléfono
Giyuu-entra a mensajes- chica dime quien es jonatan?
Chica x- un amigo de el trabajo!
Giyuu- ¿en serio a un amigo del trabajo le dices quiero que me toques otra vez?
Sanemi- tu siempre se lo dices!!!
Giyuu- ¡calla!
Chico x- es encerio! Eres una maldita perra- se va
Giyuu- huy se puso fea la cosa - sigue leyendo- también esta un mar-
Chica- podrías!!! Cerrar el maldito osico perro de mierda!!
Giyuu- a perate no me insultes
Chica- devuelve me mi teléfono!!!- se va atrás del chico x
Giyuu- no quieres tus cien pesos?
Sanemi- mejor dámelo a mi ellos no valoran los pesos
Giyuu- aja bueno ya deja de grabar creadora vamonos
Creadora- che vámonos que tengo sueño!
Preparen sus palas y cepillos que ahora o mañana no se habrá drama
Se acabara el sabigiyuu?
Se acabara el saneoba?
Quedare para averiguarlo!!
Bueno. Me retiro bay!
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