- Alabama does in fact not have any kind of romantic relationships with his siblings

- Down in Ohio swag like Ohio

- Wisconsin does love cheese, preferably cheddar but any will do

- Illinois is "head of shitty nicknames" according to everyone

- All the states are mostly fluent in all of the languages (besides English) of their largest communities (ex. Texas, Spanish)

- Maryland has a habit of eavesdropping and occasionally breaking the fourth wall

- Delaware is the oldest, but all but one of his siblings are taller than him

- The states do very well in their own climates, and have a hard time in others. Hawaii, for example, would have a perfectly fine time somewhere similar to her land but freeze half to death in the state of Maine. On the other side, Maine would be just fine in a place like Washington, but she'd be sweating balls in Florida. Of course, the seasons do affect this greatly, but I'm not gonna get into it.

(if any of you dirty minded people say one word i will defenestrate you)