for you naughty folk out there, take these as you will:

state rivalries:

- california and texas

- texas and oklahoma

- california and nevada

- michigan and ohio

- wisconsin and michigan

- north carolina and south carolina (sibling rivalry and by far the worst)

- north dakota and south dakota (sibling rivalry)

- massachusetts and new york

- new york and connecticut

- massachusetts and connecticut (sibling rivalry)

- new jersey and new york (idk a lot of states just hate new york)

- illinois and everyone (lmao it's just chicago)

- north carolina and ohio (over the plane lmao)

- virginia and west virginia (i guess this can be counted as sibling rivalry)

- texas and alaska (over who's the biggest state)

- alaska and the lower 48 (yes he hates everyone)