《Pixane OTP!!》Pickup line misunderstanding
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Pixal: *is rubbing hands together*
Zane: Pixal? Are you okay?
Pixal: y-yeah... my hands are just a little cold.
Zane: here, let me help.
Zane: *holds Pixal's hands*
Pixal: *blushes*
Zane: how's that?
Pixal: ....... m-much better thanks.
Zane: good.
Pixal: ........
Zane: ........
Pixal: come to think of it, my lips are cold too...
~~~later~~~
Zane: *thinking about what Pixal said*
Zane: *le gasp* OOOOOOOHHHHH!!! I understand what she meant now!!
Jay: what who meant by what?
Zane: Pixal! Earlier she said that her hands were cold and then after I warmed them up, she said her lips were cold!!
Kai: and... you only just realised what that means?
Zane: yes. I know what I need to do.
~~~later~~~
Pixal: ........
Zane: Pixal!!! Pixal!!
Pixal: y-yes Zane?
Zane: I understand what you meant earlier when you said that your lips were cold!!
Pixal: o-oh, you do?
Zane: yep! That's why I got you this.
Zane: *hands scarf*
Zane: now your lips won't be cold.
Pixal: w-wow... thanks Zane...
~~~later (again)~~~
Jay: so did you do it?
Zane: yep.
Kai: wow, can't believe you finally kissed her.
Zane: kiss? I didn't kiss her.
Jay+Kai: what?!
Jay: what did you do??
Zane: I gave her a scarf.
Kai: unbelievable!
Zane: did I... do something wrong?
Jay: right, okay.
Jay: *pushes Zane to Pixal's door*
Jay: now you are going to talk to her and apologise. Then, you are going to kiss her.
Zane: but I've never kissed anyone before!!
Kai: Zane, she said her lips were cold, because she wanted you to kiss them!!
Zane: oooooohhh.
Zane: that makes a lot of sense now.
Jay: so knock on the door!
Zane: but I'm scared!!
Kai: oh for the love of! *knocks on door*
Zane: 0-0
Kai+Jay: *run*
Pixal: *answers door*
Zane: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pixal: hello Zane.
Zane: uhhh... hi Pixal.
Pixal: did you... need anything?
Zane: well... no. But, Kai and Jay said that I misunderstood what you were saying earlier sooo.....
Pixal: soo..?
Zane: I came to kiss you.
Jay+Kai: *facepalm*
Pixal: y-you did??
Zane: yes... but I don't know how....
Pixal: want me to show you?
Zane: yes please....
Pixal: *wraps arms around Zane's neck and kisses him*
Zane: *kisses back*
Both: *few seconds later, pull away*
Zane: are... are your lips cold now?
Pixal: *giggles* no. They are just fine. Thank you Zane.
Zane: thank you too Pixal.
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