《Naruto-Gold & Silver》In The Snow
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"Brrr. I'm literally freezen."complained Suigetsu showing his ice arm.
"I told you not to come , but noooo... you wanted to meet the hot snow princess. Now you keep cool and stay quiet"responded Zabuza.
The nins had just left the border station and were in the middle of some snow route following the signs towards the capital
"I swear to Kami with Suigetsu open his mouth again I'm freezing his mouth up."complained Haku being the only one who was only being annoyed by Suigetsu and not freezing.
"He-hey Ha-haku. Ho-how are y-you not co-cold?"asked Omoi
"Cold is psicological"he simple responded
"W-well , the Ka-kazekage a-and h-his siblings m-mos-t be real-lly weak mi-minded then."said Karui helping caring Temari since the sand trio passed out from the cold along side Anko and Shino.
"My Rikkudou this guy is heavy!"shouted Kurotsuchi caring Kakankuro and his puppets
"Y-you th-that -ar-re we-weak."said Karin with Gaara in her shoulder.
"Ah"Kurotsuchi was about to respond but she was to cold to think something
"Ho-how lo-long un-until we-we get th-there Kaka-kakashi-sen-senpai?"asked Yugao shaking like crazy
"Accor-according to th-the last si-sign thr-three ho-hours."
"L-luck..."said Chojuro trying to swear
"Brrr I can't take it anymore! Hinata help me !"Naruto shouted huging Hinata making she blush red and radiate heat"Much better."
"Is-is he dumb?"asked Akatsuchi
"No just as dense as a black hole."anwsred Shikamaru
"Shi-kamaru h-how aren't y-you cold?!"asked Ino
"First differently from you I'm not dressed like it was summer."he said remebering Ino's outfit under her cape "Second being cold is too much of a drag for me."
"O-only yo-you Shi-shika."said Choji rellaing in his body fat to keep him warm
"Are these guys really cold?"asked Roshi
"I don't know how , it's normal for me."responded Han.
"For me too"added Roshi
"Me too"completed Yugito
"Hey Yugito. How are you with out Matatabi?"asked Naruto not being cold anymore
"Hmm fine , lonely , but fine. I still can use her Kenkkei Genkai though"
"That's nice ,I mean , the Kenkkei Genkai part ."
"It's ok Naruto. It's ok."
"You got captured by the Akatsuki?"asked Roshi
"Yes."
"How are you alive? Having a Bijju extracted is too much stress for the human body."said Han
"I don't know."
"Well , when I fixed your seal I make it easier for Matatabi's chakra to flow through your body , so that must had helped."answred Naruto
"That makes sense but it still put a lot of stress in my body."
"Hmm. Base on mine and Roshi's age I believe we woudn't survive the process."
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"How old are you two?"asked the blond hugging his heater
"Old enough to not want to say it."responded Roshi rudly
"Man, and I thought that this only applied to women."complained Naruto remebering Tsunade's rage whenever somebody asked her age
"Na-naruto ca-can you please stop hu-hugging m-my cousin!"asked Neji
"Why? She's hot."
"What did you just said?!"shouted Neji
"No no no ! I mean in temperature! Wait! Not like she is not attractive. I mean ,she's hot in both ways."Naruto said
"Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ruto-to-to-to-to-to-ku-kun thi-thin-thinks I-I-I'm-m-m ho-ho-ho-hot?"Naruto's heating began to overheat
"Uzumaki Naruto!!!"Neji began to run towards him
"Uaahhh!"Naruto stoped hugging Hinata and ran for his live.Making Hinata fell to the snow melting it.
"Yoshi let's run to keep our flames of yough heating us!"shouted Guy running as well
"Wait for me Guy sensei!"shouted Lee going after them
"Geez , if-f Ne-ne-neji ke-eeps ac-acting like this pe-people wi-ill start to-o thi-hink he i-is a sis-siscon ,o-or a cou-cousincon. I-if they do-on't do it al-already."complained Tenten going to get Hinata Up."Ouch! "Tenten burned her hand after touching Hinata"Damn she isn't hot , she's on Fire."
"We already do"said Sai with a coldless expression
"What is a siscon?"asked Jugo
"Yo-ou wo-on't wan-anna kn-now."said Kiba coming near the group
"Au au."barked Akamaru not being cold
"Ju-just on-one que-uestion. How aren't you two cold?!!! Come on Sai your belly is exposed!"asked Kiba
"As Trap-san said cold is psicological"responded Sai
"I 'm just not cold"answred Jugo
"Ny-nya. I do nyot be-believe."said Tamaki
"Acctually he is right. Cold is only in our heads. And we can supress it like we do with our emotions."said Yamato joining in
"You Right Yamato-sensei"said Sai
"..."nobody responded
"Anyway take Hinata out of the snow she will get a cold if she stays there. And why is hotter here?"Yamato ordered and asked
"Brrr The-there mu-must be a bet-tter way to-o ge-get there-re,I ca-can't wa-walk anymore!"complainded Zabuza
"Zabuza-sensei if you want I can summon a rabbit to you mount on."suggested Haku like it was the most normal thing in the world
"Brrr I-i forgot y-you hav-have the Ra-rabbit's su-mmoning con-contract."said Zabuza
"So want me to summon some to get us there?"Haku asked
"Yes!"shouted everyone
one hour later...
at the capital's gate...
"Hey are you seen what I'm seeing?"asked a gatekeeper to another
"A bunch of gigant rabbits hoppting towards us?"
"Yeah."
"Should we worry about it? "
"Nah. They will turn around."
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"You sure?"
"Absolutelly."
"Ok then.But they are getting really close."
"Now looking at it you right."
"They are getting even closer now."
"Are you seeing something on their backs?"
"Yes. It looks like people?"
"So do you think this is an attack?"
"Not sure..."
"I think I will sound the alarm"
"That's a good idea."
*cling cling cling*the gatekeeper sounded the alarm and the guards began to get into position
"Let's get inside the wall."
"Good idea"as the two gatekeepers got inside the gates closed and the capital was ready for a siege battle
five minutes later...
The rabbits arrived at the Gates and the nins got off them. And the rabbits puffed away
"Thanks for the mount guys."thanked Haku as everyone began to throw up in the snow
"Hold! "shouted a guard from above the wall"Retreat now! You stand now chance on invading our capital!"
"Invade?"asked Haku
"So-sorry sir, we are shinobi in a mission for the queen."said Kakashi getting his documents"See we have documents!"he then threw them to the guard
"BOMB!"shouted all the guards jumping away from the paper making Kakashi sweat drop
"I don't blame them. I would do the same"said Zabuza
after one minute of none explosion the guard went to check on the paper...
"Oh those are real..."said the guard"Guys open the gate."he said as he read the document
"So let's enter everyone"ordered Kakashi and they all ran inside
"So you all here for the queen's mission? I didn't expected to all ninjas to arrive together , and mounted on gigant Rabbits, to say the least "said the guard
"Well neither did we."responded Han
"So do can you guys guide us towards our destination?"asked Yugito
"And help the Kazekage and his siblings here."said Zabuza poiting to the sibling trio passed out on the ground.
"Also Anko and Shino."completed Yugao
"Sure , please follow me I will guide you to the castle."said the guard
"Nyow this place is beautiful"commented Tamaki admaring the ice buildings
"Yeah"responded the other nin
"Wait a second!"shouted Karin
"What?"asked everyone
"Is just me or it is hotter here?"she asked
"No that you said . Yes it is"commented Naruto
"Why is that?"asked Kiba
"Oh there are lot's of heating seals around the capital."explained the guard
"Makes sense."responded Yamato
"Uhuh can I take a look at them?!"asked Naruto all excited, making everyone sweat drop
Five minutes later...
"Wow!"everyone exclamed
"This castle is beautiful."said Hinata contempling the castle made interely out of ice
"Thanks it only took fifteen years to build it"said their guide
"Hold"ordered the castle guard"State your business"
"We are here for the queens mission. Here"Kakashi said giving the guard the mission documents
"Hmm...Seen's legit. You may come in."said the guard opening the door"I will guide you from now on."he said giving a nod signal to the previous guide
"Wow this place is even prettier then the city"said Karin admiring the ice structure of the castle
"No time to lose let's straight to the queen."ordered the guard
"Hmp...It's isn't you that is carrying a body "Karin mumbled, while carring a still passed out Gaara.
Another five minutes later...
"The queen recides behind this door."said the guard"Do not speak unless she gave the word."
"Undestood."said all the Nin.And the guard opened the door to the throne room.
"Welcome. Nin from all great hidden villages."welcomed the queen"What happned to those five?"she asked looking at Anko , Shino and the sand trio passed out
"They aren't used to the coldness , your majesty."explained Yamato
"Hmmm. Guards take those five to the infermary."
"Yes my queen."responded the guards before taking out the five out bodies
"Well then let's beging. As you all know three weeks ago there was a big MOB meeting here in the snow country."the queen then began to explain"Taking this oportunity I arrenged an squad to take them down. How ever...when my squad arrived at the meet's location , they were all dead already. And a week ago there was an assassination attempt on my live. Now your mission is to find the culprit for this attempt and kill him.Any questions?"asked the queen finishing her telling
"Yes. How was the assassination attempt?"asked Zabuza
"It was using some strange black tentacle creature with a mask with the kanji for fire. Unfortunnaly I don't have the body to show you. It escaped before we could capture it."she said shocking everyone who knew what that thing was.
"Kakuzo."said the Konoha and Kumo nin.
"Do you know the responsible?"asked the queen
"Yes he is a member of a evil S rank organization called Akatsuki."said Yugao
"And what does this Akatsuki would want with me?"
"We don't know. They are only after the tailed beasts."said Yamato
"Hmmm... Kakuzo is a MOB boss so maybe it's for personal reasons."Shikamaru thought out loud
"Hmm so what will be your plan to catch him?"asked the queen
"Hmmm...Let's separete our selfs , a few stay here to guard the queen . The rest go explore the capital"suggested Roshi
"I will guard the princess!"shouted Suigetsu getting some angry looks from everyone"What?!"
"Idiot!"Zabuza said punching the back of Suigetsu's head making it explode in water
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A/N:
I'm alive !!! Sorry for taking so long I'm in the middle of a really big personal project and man it's hard and long. Really I learned vectorial algebra all by my self in order to keep going.
Anyway: This Pseudo-filler arc will only have three/two more chapters.
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