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(Alert:buffed Hidan even more because it was hard to write an interesting fight. That's why I took so long.)

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6:30 Akatsuki hideout

"My fellow Jashininsts thank you all for coming."said Hidan to a group of people

"No problem your messiah."said all the thirty Jashinists presents

"Well as you know I was recruted to the Akatsuki. A organization whose objective is to capture all the tailed demons. And since I'm the messiah of our lord and savior Jashin!"

"Amen"said everyone

"I accepted the offer. And Jashin!"

"Amen."

"Will be really happy to know that his last messiah is helping to purge the demons away from his creation!"Hidan shouted

"Yeah!"the followers shouted as well

"We do this thanks to a strange ugly as fuck statue. That sucks the demons chakra. And if the demon is possessing a person , it sucks the demon out and frees the soul of the possessed." Hidan began making a speach"And no human is able to survive this process."Hidan then pointed at a passed out Yugito who was still barely alive "But she the one that was possessed by a demon and survived. Meaning that she turned into a demon thanks to being possessed "Hidan just assumed with his dark ages church mentality

"Burn her!"

"Send her to where she belong!"

"Free her from this realm!"The followers shouted

"Yes we will purge this demon out of Jashin's world!"shouted Hidan"Jashin"

"Amen"said the Jashinists

"please give us your bless to purge this world of the demons! Those who believe in false gods! Those who sin! And those who dare to say they speak in your name! Like that bitch pristess of the demons contry!Or that Otsumock group! Amen"prayed Hidan

"Amen"said all the followers

"Now let's prepare the ritual!"shouted Hidan

Konoha

6:30 Naruto's Apartment

"Naruto for kami's sake why did you took so long?"asked a very angry Shikamaru

"Sorry I needed to finished some new Hirashin seals before we go and they took a lot of time to make heheeh"laughed the Jinchuuriki

"Hinata I don't know how you can handle him"said Shikamaru looking at the ex-Hyuga heiress

"Naruto when you are called for a mission you must already be ready, so you don't delay the mission"spoke Kakashi reciving some odd looks from everyone

"Anyway I'm ready. So guys hold on me that I will Hirashin us there."said Naruto and everyone put their hands in his back"This is take a minute depending on how far away the seal is."

fifteen minutes later

Karin was walking towards her cousin's apartment

"Hey Naruto Tsunade has a mission for/

"Found it!"Naruto shouted before Hirashinig away

"What was that?"asked Karin as a some flash flashed from the gaps in Naruto's door"Hey Naruto Tsunade-sama has a mission for you"Karin knocked at the door

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6:45 Akatsuki hideout

"Everything ready?"asked Hidan

"Yes Hidan-sama. All the preperatives are in place."said one of the followers. Yugito was in the middle of a circle made out with candles forming Jashin's symbol

"Great now let's begin the Ritual."Hidan said and all of the Jashinists there began to soround the circle."Oh our lord and savior Jashin please, bless us for getting rid of this demon."he then began to swing his scythe"Oh Jashin-What!"Hidan shouted as a Flash of Light appered on top of Yugito.

"Ouch!"said Naruto, Hinata , Shikamaru and Kakashi coming out of the light

"Hirashing with a lot of people is kinda problematic."said Naruto prepearing to enter sage mode

"Hey what you fuckers think you doing?! You are interfearing in our Ritual!"shouted some random Jashinist

"We are doing exactly that."responded Naruto

"So based on you Shikamaru. Too poor to buy a Shirt freak is Hidan. Right?"asked Kakashi

"Yes. And remember to be careful with him. Naruto did you brought the seals?"

"Yes "Naruto the placed his hands on the others back"They will only last for around thirty minutes."

"Ok. Pineapple and Not Blind you two protect Hot Ex-cat lady here and also take care of the other guys me and Pink Sparkle the third will distract Too poor to buy a shirt. "oredered Kakashi

"Hai."said everyone

"Get them! They are interrupting the Ritual!"shouted the Jashinists running towards the four Konoha nin

"Hurgh why they always show up right after the Rituals begin?"Hidan asked him self before stabing him self in the chest with his scythe.

"Urgh."groaned everyone but the Konoha nin.

"Was something suppose to happen?"asked Hinata entering her sage mode

"Hã? How?!"Hidan then stabed him self again in the chest

"Urgh!"groaned the Jashinists again

"He has the power to transmite his pain to others."explianed Shikamaru"And Naruto's seals prevent us to fell anypain. So watchout you won't fell any injury."

"You fuckers!"a Jashinst jumped into the group of Konoha-nin, only to be poked thirty and two times by Hinata

"They don't seem to have a lot of combat experience Kakashi sensei."said Hinata

"Well this will only make our job easier."Kakashi then began to form a Raikiri in his hand"Pink Sparkle the third. Ready?"

"Of course the second."Naruto then began to form a Rainbowish Rasengen in his hand

"So let's go!"Kakashi dashed towards Hidan

"Hmp. Not so easy."Hidan the blocked Kakashi Raikiri with his scythe the eletricity went through his body but he felt nothing"Was that suppose to do something?"

"No."responded Kakashi

"But this was!"said Naruto Hirashing above Hidan and Rasengering his back

"Ump!"He groaned as he hitted the ground

"Messiah-sama!"the Jashinists then stoped attacking Shikamaru and Hinata to help Hidan

"Naruto seal him as I take care of this guys here."said Kakashi attacking the group that went towards them."I wonder how many are."he thought out loud while kicking a Jashinsit away

"Alright sensei."Naruto then took a brush from his pocket and began to write fuins on Hidan

"Oh No! tattos are a taboo!Jashin's:Punishment:Burn!"Hidan bursted into flames

"Whata?!"Naruto jumped away from him getting only some small burns in the process but they were quickly healed

"Hmp.I can't belive that you made me ask for Jashin's help."said Hidan getting up showing that he was fine, not even his clothes were burned.

said Kurama

{"I noticed that."}"Hey guys are you guys done?!"asked Naruto

"Yup."responded Kakashi knocking the last Jashinst out"Pineapple , White eyes?"

"As well"responded Shikamaru

"Hai Kakashi sensei"said Hinata getting on Naruto's left

"Good. Cerco."ordered Kakashi and they sorounded Hidan

"Shadow Tag Jutsu!"Shikamaru immobolized the shirtless man

"Really? Bring it on bitch!"shouted Hidan unable to move before Hinata began to attack him with the 64 palms

"Two palms!"she counted as she stroke Hidan"Four palms!Eight palms!Sixteen palms!"

"Stop poking me,Bitch!"shouted Hidan in anger

"Thirty two palms!" Hinata just continued to strike him"Eight triagrams: Sixty-four palms!" shouted the ex Hyuga she finished her attack.Hidan then felt to the ground

"That was easy.Hinata?"

"I closed his tenketsus so he must be passed out."said Hinata with her Byakugan activated

"Good."Shikamaru then began to undo the jutsu"Naruto do your job."

"Right."Naruto the aprocched Hidan with a brush to make some seals in him

"Strange he has no Chakra flow what so ever."said Kakashi looking at Hidan with his sharingan

"Hm?"Hinata then analised Hidan better"He has no activite what so ever!"shouted Hinata"Naruto-kun what out!"alerted HInata

"What?"Naruto asked as Hidan opened his eyes and kicked Naruto in the face

"Snick attack ya bitch!"shouted Hidan as Naruto was sending flying

"Raikiri!"Kakashi the ran towards Hidan with his lighting blade, cutting his leg off

"You bitch!"shouted Hidan spilling some blood from his wound his Kakashi's sharingan

"Damn it!"said Kakashi as blood felt into his eye.Making him lose concentration for a second . More then enough for Hidan to do something

"Jashin's blessing:Force"Hidan said and punched Kakashi into the wall of the cave

"Kakashi sensei!"shouted the chunin trio as their sensei smashed the wall

"I'm ok. I endured my ribs with chakra before impact."Kakashi explained as he tryed to get out of the wall"Urgh. But it still hurts." he groaned in pain"Oh oh."

"Hey Shikamaru you never said that to poor to buy a shirt could do that!"yelled Naruto

"Neitheir did him. Hey Hidan when you were explaining your religion you omited this part!"shouted Shikamaru"And omitting something is lying , and as you said lying is a sin."

"I didn't ommited anything. We just arrived in our destination before I could tell you."explained Hidan as he was reconnecting his leg

"Care to finish?"asked Shikamaru

"Of course. And after that you will see why Jashin is the one and only god!"Hidan aggred as he loved to talk about his religion."Jashin-sama gives blessings to his messiahs, like Force , luck ,speed and immortality. But he also give us punishments like Burn , drown , shock and the leak of pain."explained Hidan

(Hmmm... The luck one might be problematic)thought Shikamaru

"See why Jashin is the right God? So wanna join?"asked Hidan

"Sorry but the only god that I believe is the god of dreams and sleep.Naruto , HInata now!"said Shikamaru

"Chains!"Naruto used his chakra chains to wrap Hidan in place while Hinata with her rainbowish Juho Soushiken ran towards Hidan and stroke his torso

"Sage:Juho Soushiken!"Hinata shouted as she hitted Hidan

"Urgh!"groaned the konoha nin in pain but Naruto

"Crap the seal effect is over."said Shikamaru

"Finish?"asked Hidan as he broke free of the chains making the Konoha-nin feel the effort he made to break them

"Why I'm the only one who doesn't feel the pain?"asked Naruto

explained Kurama

{Thanks Kurama}thanked Naruto as he saw the scene Hinata , Shikamaru and Kakashin were in pain and exausted

"Guys can you keep it up?"asked the blond

"Yes."*glup*sadi Kakashi taking a soldier pill

"Did you brought more seal?"asked Shikamaru

"Only those."said Naruto

"Fuck."cursed Shikamaru

"Any plan ?"plan asked Hinata

"Hmmm... Hinata what are you able to see in him with your byakugan?"asked the pineapple head

"He has chakra but it's like it's stacionary. When I tryed ot absorve it with the Juho Soushiken it did nothing."explained Hinata"Also he has no internal organs activite. Neither in his organs or nervous system"

"This is problematic."said Shikamaru"Hmm."Shikamaru the remembered when Kakashi cutted Hidan's leg.(He didn't generated a new one , only reconnected , meaning that he can't heal great parts of his body at once,so...)Shimaru thought something."Change of plans. We ain't taking him alive anymore."

"I think that will be harder..."said Naruto

"So any of ya will come at me?!"asked Hidan as he have being stading there for five minutes

"Just vaporize him"said Shikamaru"He can't heal , if there's nothing to heal."

"Hã?"Naruto didn't got it

"Understood Shikamaru-kun."understood Hinata"Naruto-kun we have to completely destroy him"explained Hinata

"That is easier then it sounds."said Naruto preparing a RasenShuriken.

"Just remeber that we are going to feel it."remembered Shikamaru

"Well time to know if my jutsu hurts or not.Sage:Futton:Rasen Shuriken!"shouted the toad sage throwing his best jutsu at the immortal curser

"Bring it on bitch!"shouted Hidan reciving the attack in the chest and in a second

*screech*a ball of cutting wind exploded englobing the Jashininst

"Gaaahhhrrr!!!"screamed the Konoha-nin in pain.

*screechhhh!*after ten seconds the ball of cutting wind desapeired and Hiadan was no more

"The end"said Naruto

"Fuck you Naruto that hurted!"yelled Kakashi

"Urgh. Naruto-kun you should had at least warned us."groaned Hinata

"Urgh. So this is what obliteration feels like..."groaned Shikamaru

"Sorry guys."apologised the torturer

"And why aren't you feeling pain?"asked Kakashi

"Kurama said it's only psycological and that he was blocking it."explained Naruto

"Now that was easier then expected."said Shikamaru

"Let's take Yugito and go."said Naruto ready to go.The group took Yugito's unconcious body and was about to Hirashin back to the village when...

"Hey you fuckers!"shouted a familiar voice

"What the?"asked the Konoha-nin surprised and as they turned their heads to the voice's direction they were in shock and the they all but Hinata almost trew up

"You thought that vaporazing me would kill me?"asked the now naked Hidan

"And Sai call me Dickless."said Naruto looking at Hidan's dickless crouch

"Why don't you have a dick?"asked Shikamaru

"So I don't was time with this type of sin."said Hidan

"I'm pretty sure that's because you already are one."said Kakashi

Some where...

"Hmm... I don't know why but I feel like someone just said something I completely agree with." said Kakuzo

back in the Akatsuki hiddeout...

"So what now?"asked Naruto

"Now you will be punished. Jashin's punishment: Drown!"shouted Hidan and water began to come out his body at a fast rate. Since the entrance of the Hideou was closed the water began to rise

"Can't we just leave?"asked Naruto

"No this is our best chance of capturing some one from Akatsuki. We can't leave this chance pass by."said Shikamaru

"I hope this is just normal water..."hoped Hinata disgusted.

"Urgh I don't wanna touch it."said Naruto chanelling chakra in through his feet as the water level rose to a level where the unconcious bodys of the Jashinists began ot float

"Doton:Mud Buncker!"shouted Kakashi and Hidan was now inside a earth dome"This will get us some time."

*crack*the dome broke a few seconds later

"You dumb ass thought that I was just going to stand here and wait?!"yelled Hidan

"Pretty much."responded Kakashi"Shikamaru do you have any ideas?"

"Hmmm..."Shikamaru was now in his thinking pose and his head as running at the speed of light

"I will take this as an planing."said Kakashi

"If you ain't coming I will go them!"shouted Hidan engaging Hinata.He swiped his scythe at her trying to cut her but Hinata was able to avoid them all.

"Chains!"shouted Naruto trying to wrap Hidan again. Only to this time Hidan block it with his scythe."Hinata!"

"Two palms!Urgh!"Hinata felt as her chakra points closed and stoped her attack"I closed my own tenketsu?" she asked

"Just release it already!Force!"shouted Hidan and pulled Naruto into him

"Ufff!"Naruto was punched in the gut

Kurama also felt that

"The water as almost rose to the ceiling"said Kakashi caring Yugito while they all were walking on water and Hidan continued to leek water from his body

"You will all go to hell ya know."said Hidan

"Really the only reason we haven't beat the carp out of you is because we that would feel the pain."groaned Naruto

"Jashin's Punishment: Shock!"shouted Hidan and water stoped coming out of his body and isntead came lighting.

"AAAHHHHH!"screamed all the Konoha-nin in pain and after five seconds it stoped

"Guuaarr!"groaned Shikamaru"I got an ideia.Hinata you know how to channel your chakra to the others right?"

"Urr. Yes."responded Hinata

"Can you do it with him but in a great scale?"asked the Nara

"I believe so. But why?"

"Hinata why is Sage mose so dangerous?"asked the planner

"Because if you don't know how to- I understood!"Hinata responded

"I don't care what plan you made I will jsut keep using the same attack until you die. Shock!"shouted Hidan and the same thing happened.

"Guuaarhhh!"the konoha-nins screamed in pain

"Urgh."Hinata the dashed towards Hidan(I can do this all I have to do is give isntead of take) "Sage Anti-Juho Soushiken!"shouted Hinata and two rainbow flame lion heads bursted in her hands"Two palms! Urgh!"Hinata began to strike Hidan this time ignoring the pain"Four palms! Eight palms!"

"This is just poking!"yelled Hidan annoied"What?"Hidan was surpriese as he was about to lift his scythe to attack he felt his arm becoming jello"The hell!"

"Sixteen palms!"shouted Hinata as she continued to strike Hidan injecting the Natural Chakra from her Slug sage mode into him. Which if not well handled would turn the person into a blob

"You bitttttgjgihi"Hidan's mouth began to melt

"Man this is hurting"said Naruto.

"Naruto can you destroy the entrance so the water goes away?"asked Kakashi

"But I would need to-"

"Just do it!"ordered Kakashi

"Fine. Urgh."Naruto the took a deep breath and dove down

"Thirty two palms!"shouted Hinata as she contiued to strike Hidan down who now was against a wall

(Ewww! This come from inside that fanatic.)thought Naruto as he was underwater(Here's the door)he thought as he reached the ground

{Kit since you underwater add the water element to the Rasengan.}suggested Kurama

{Good ideia.}Naruto responded and began to make a Rasengan

"Eight Trigrams Anti-Juho Soushiken palms!"shouted Hinata as she finished striking the now blob Hidan

"uoiweb wehdsah"he tryed saying something probably a curse

"Good job Hinata."complimeted Kakashi"Hã?"Kakashi and the others then lost balance as a whirlpool bagan to form

(Sage:Suiton:WhirlRasengan!)shouted Naruto inside his head as he connected his jutsu to the entrance

*Boom!*a great explosion was heard and a lot of water came out of the Akatsuki hideout along side alot of bodys , the konoha-nin and a blob that is Hidan

"cof cof cof"coughed them all

"Cof cof why did you asked for Naruto to explode the entrance again Kakashi?"asked Shikamaru

"In case your plan didn't work we would not need to fight on water"explained Kakashi

"Fair enough."responded Shikamaru geeting up and walking to what he believe was Hidan, a blob with eyes and mouth"Now we take yoy with us.Naruto come here and seal him I'm not touching it!"shouted Shikamaru

"Ouch that hurted."said Hinata

"Hmmm hmm hmm!"mumbled someone

"Hã? Kyaaahhh!"Hinata screamed as her wet boobs were in Naruto's face.She jumped away from him with a new red toned skin."So-sorry Na-naruto-kun."

"You don't need to be sorry Hinata-chan, it was an acident"responded Naruto

laught Kurama

{Shut up furball!}

"Hey love birds could you two please come here!"shouted Kakashi"We need to seal this thing!"he pointed at the blob"And Hinata could you please find Yugito!"

"O-ok Kakashi sesei!"said both teenagers

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