Sakura spoke first. "Hey!... Wait what are you doing?" I dead panned "sitting, I'm sitting" geez show the smarts you think you have, "why are you sitting on the teacher?" my dear pinky, wait no, I shall now call you speck, you no longer deserve the named after your stupid hair colour, you've been demoted. "well speck, I was flying there on the brick wall, when a perverted unicorn came by and tried to impale me with his, rainbow stir stick which just so happens to be glued quite poorly to his head, and I fell and landed on this lazy a$$ $tard who is to stoned to do anything about it." Naruto and Sakura stared open mouthed at me, while Sauske just looked emo. the said lazy silverette sighed, "would you mind getting up, it seems they're getting anxious." *shrug* "fine" I stood up and helped him stand. kakashi turned to the others. "all right let's all introduce ourselves." Sakura asked for him to go first. "well my name is Hatake Kakashi, likes dislikes? I'm not going to tell you, I have many hobbies and my dreams? never really thought about it." they all sweat dropped. I spoke to kakashi in his mind 'do you mind if I tell them I'm a jounin? or that I'm a demon?' I asked, at first he looked startled but quickly recovered. he responded, you can say the jounin part if you want, but is it ok if I tell them about the demon bit? you can tell whoever else you want but with these three I will say when, especially because of naruto.' I nod my head, "all right, you first" he said out loud pointing to my blond friend, who started talking about becoming the Hokage and some stuff about ramen. Sauske called him a freak and I glared at him, but sadly he didn't notice cause he was staring out into space and being to emo to notice. Sakura went next, and all I got from her was how much she liked Sauske and that she wanted to have his little emo babies with bird butts for hair. when she said she didn't like naruto it took most of my control not to punch her dumb face. But I did say "ok, all I got from that is that you like emo prince here and you stalk him hoping to have his depressing babies which will of course have pink duck butt hair" she looked pissed, and I looked indifferent. Kakashi was trying and failing to hold back his laughter, while naruto snickered. "right you next" I said to said emo while kakashi composed himself, "my name is Uchiha Sauske, I have many likes and dislikes, my dream is an ambition, to kill a certain man." wow he's more emo then I thought, Sakura is off in lala land and naruto is freaked out. "well it's good to know your all unique, well meet tomorrow at five o'clock at training field 7 ." then Sakura asked why and he said it was a training exercise, but I zoned out. I didn't realize that I was falling asleep till I fell off the railing. everyone shouted my name but I just flew to the ground, they couldn't seem to tell the difference between my falling and flying, oh well. I poofed back to the top and Sakura said "I just realized something, you didn't introduce yourself who are you?" Now she shows some smarts "well I am Mikana sarutobi, but you can call me mika, I am a jounin but since I'm more new I'm stuck with him, you can call me sensei if you want, I like and dislike lots of things, I dream my dreams and I obviously enjoy my hobbies," they all sweat dropped, sweet. I gave a bow and we departed, or we poofed to the ramen shop. however before we could even move the green blurb came at us "HOW ARE YOU MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS? KAKASHI MY ETERNAL RIVAL WHAT SORT OF CHALLEBGE SHALL WE DO TODAY I MUST SURPASS YOU!" hmmm challenge? I just might want to do something here so I stepped in between them. "I have a challenge for you to compete in" they both stared at me and I grinned "whichever of you can beat me in a fight will be the stronger one." they looked at each other and nodded. "great! at 7:00 sharp we will fight till K.O." Walked past them, then turned my head to look at kakashi, "be even one millisecond late and guy will be the winner." he gulped and gave a slight nod. I poofed to the Hokages office and just said "me kakashi and guy will be fighting just outside the village so when the earth shakes you don't have to be worried." the looked suspicious "and why will you be fighting?" he asked "oh! well they wanted a rivalry challenge, so I said whoever could beat me would be stronger, the fight starts at seven" his face turned from suspicious to amused, then he laughed. "well I hope you don't mind spectators, cause I am not going to miss this." I just shrug, "fine by me" dad snapped his fingers and a hawk appeared "assemble the jounin'a he told it and it flew away. "see ya pops" I waved then poofed away. I went to a large clearing and decided to wait by taking a nap.

Mean while back at the Hokages office

"You summoned us Hokage sama?" one of the jounin asked, "yes" he replied. "it has come to my attention that there will be a fight between Mikana and kakashi and guy" they looked shocked "don't worry it is planned and is just a friendly competition between rivals." he reassured them "then why do you want us?" Asked asuma, "well I want you to spread the news... and then join me to watch" they were all smiling now, who would want to miss this? "lets go everyone spread the news, mika vs kakashi and guy! the fight begins at..." Iruka looked at the Hokage "seven" is all he said "right, the fight begins at seven...um where?" he asked again, the Hokage sighed "in the forest "thanks, the fight begins at seven in the forest!"