《Anger Management》2:45 PM
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"Hey, hey... do you sell those big band-aids that cover up the whole arm? I don't know the proper name for them, sorry."
"Wow...you remember me? I thought our call would literally go in one ear, and then out the other as soon as you hang up. You must deal with so many calls in a day. Wow."
"Ah...there's the sarcasm. Just a minute in a call, and you're not even being a nice employee towards potential customers."
"I can see it."
"Me pushing you off the Empire State Building."
"Two things. I'm a girl. And there was no real reason to go into that in-depth explanation. You're annoying, dumb ass. Annoyingly sarcastic. I don't like it, and if I don't like it, I'm going to threaten you. And please, I might be capable of killing you. You don't sound like much of a tough guy. Wooow, a Target employee. I'll never be able to take him down."
"...Jeez. You didn't have to be so mean, fucker. I should file a complaint about you and make you get fired. What money would you make then?"
"And you just met a bitch, asshole. I can tell we already have two tickets to hell based on how messed up you are. You're seriously so blunt, and it's rude. How did you pass your interview for this job? How do you even walk this earth without getting punched in the damn face?"
"I don't."
"Believe in God or Jesus. I'm not religious."
"I'LL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU KEEP CURSING, BRUH."
"I am already so fucking tired of your asshole-ness, and it's only been two calls with you. I've never hated a person so quickly, but I seriously hate you. And aren't you supposed to not curse at work in the first place?"
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"... Okay, that sounded pretty wrong. That actually sounded so wrong, I know. Fuck. I want to apologize, but I don't do that. Apologizing is for the weak, and I'm too stubborn for that kind of thing. You know? I know I curse, but I don't like it when people curse at me. And are rude to me, because then I want to beat their ass. It sounds hypocritical a little, but I don't care. And that's cool, I understand. I used to work at a café and my boss was only twenty-three, so we would talk about drama the entire shift. It was fun."
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