《Forever and a Night | Pooh Shiesty》swabbed
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"Come on mama"I said while getting Sienna out of the car.
Today my girls are gonna be getting swabbed for the paternity test along with Pooh.
Their appointment was supposed to be at 9:30 but I was running late.
Both Sam and Sienna wanted to bullshit this morning.
Sam woke up with an attitude as well as Sienna.
I saw Pooh walk up as I closed the door.
"Good morning"I said to him.
"Mornin'"he said while grabbing Sienna's car seat from me.
"Thank you. Come on Sam"I said to her and she ran from around the car.
We headed inside the clinic and I went up to sign paperwork.
They let us go right in because we were already late.
"Good morning Mr.Williams and Ms.Taylor how are you guys?"the nurse asked.
"Shit I'm five outta ten"Pooh said while scratching his head and we laughed.
"Hopefully you'll be ten out of ten once you get these results back right?"she asked and I did not find that funny.
Pooh chuckled.
Fake ass.
"How are you Ms.Taylor?"
"I'm okay just ready to get this over with"
"Alright I'm gonna have you all come sit in here and I'll be back"she said while leading us to some room.
She closed the door and we sat down.
Well his childish ass started fucking with stuff in the drawers and shit.
"Oooh can I have one!?"Sam asked as she watched him put on gloves.
"No Sam"
"Hur"he said while handing her two and I glared at him.
"Shit it ain't gone hurt them to get sum mo"he said.
"Is that a gun?"Sam asked while pointing at his pants.
"Yea"
"Can I have it?"
"Girl yo bad ass"I mumbled.
"Nah yeen ready for that yet"he said to her.
"I am, I'm five years old"
"Guns ain't for kids when you get older I'll show you how to shoot if ya mama stop being fake"he said while looking at me and I shook my head.
"Okay"she said as they both sat down.
Well there were only two seats, I just made Sam sit in my lap.
"Mommy are we getting shots?"Sam asked me and Pooh chuckled.
"No babe"
"Why are we here then?"
"For a checkup. The nurse is just going to take a q-tip and rub it in the inside of your cheek. It won't take long at all"
"Oh is Sisi getting it also?"
"Yep"
"You too?"
"No mommy isn't getting it"
"Oh are you getting it?"she asked Pooh and he nodded.
"Is it going to hurt?"
"No it shouldn't hurt"
I looked down at Sienna who was just looking around.
"I can take her out?"Pooh asked me and I nodded.
He took her out and stood her up on his legs.
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"Wassup. You gone keep looking at me funny or say some?"he asked her and she laughed.
"Hey cutie pie!"I cooed as I got her attention.
She didn't even laugh she frowned before looking back at Pooh.
I gasped.
"You're acting funny with mommy now!!?"I asked her and Sam laughed.
"Tell her yup"he said while looking at her and she smiled.
"Okay I'm back"the nurse said while walking in.
She sat in her chair and rolled over here.
"Okay first I'm going to swab them then I'll get you"she said to Pooh.
"Mommy I don't wanna go first"Sam said.
"Please can you be a big girl and go first?"
"I'm scared"
"It ain't gone hurt. Look I'll go first"Pooh said while pulling his mask down and opening his mouth.
I watched as the nurse took the q-tip and swabbed him.
When she was done after thirty seconds she snapped the swab into the vial.
"Did it hurt?"Sam asked Pooh.
"Nah"
"Okay I'm ready"she said and the nurse swabbed her.
After her she did Sienna but she had to hold her mouth opened.
"Alright mom you're next, I thought that I wouldn't have to swab you but here it says each adult should be swabbed including the mother"
I nodded before pulling my mask down and opening my mouth letting her swab me.
When she was done she signed our names off on the packages.
"Okay umm that's all for today if you've already signed the paperwork. Would you like for us to call when the results are in or send them through the mail?"
"Could you do both please?"I asked while looking over at Shiesty.
I already know he might now answer his phone then on top of that he's never really home so what the fuck the mail gone do.
"Yes ma'am"
"We can go ahead and leave right?"I asked her.
"Yes you can"
Pooh put Sienna back in her seat and picked her up.
"Mommy are we about to go back home?"
"No you're about to go to school"I joked as we headed to the front.
"I don't want to!"she winced while putting a mug on her face.
Pooh laughed.
"She said fuck that"he said.
"I'm just kidding Samaria"I said as we went outside.
I unlocked my car doors and opened the door.
"How the fuck you supposed to put her in?"Pooh asked him as he tried putting Sienna's car seat in.
"Turn her around she's not supposed to be facing the windshield"
He did so and I chuckled.
"Sam get in the car"I said to her who was playing with the flowers on the ground.
She got in and I did so myself.
"Aight you in"I heard and I started the car.
"Hold up Lightening McQueen, damn you gone pull off while I'm still sitting hur?"Pooh asked while getting out of the car.
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"Why would I do that and my door isn't even closed?"I chuckled.
"I done seen it all but aye step out the car real quick"
"For what?"
"Step out"he said and I did so.
He grabbed me and hugged me catching me off guard.
I didn't hesitate to hug him back at all.
"Hold up"he said after we pulled away.
He pulled out a knot of cash from one of his front pockets.
"No thank you Lontrell"
"It's Pooh to you"he said and I waved him off.
"Here mane for real take this"he said while counting out about ten thousand dollars and handing it to me.
"I don't need it"
"I ain't ask you what you need, I want you to want it here"
"Well I don't want it"
"Aight, here lil Sam make sure you sneak this in ya mama purse Aight?"he asked her and she nodded.
"Give me that Samaria"I said while reaching in the backseat and once I got out to give it back to him he was already gone to his car.
I smirked while looking back at him as he sat in his car.
"Split that with them babies"he said while pulling out of his parking spot and letting the window down.
"It's going to the bank trust me"I said while looking at him and he shook his head before turning his music up and pulling off.
I got in the car and threw the money in my purse before pulling off myself.
"Guess who!!"I yelled while walking into my moms house.
My dad was up here to visit and I wanted to stop by.
"Who is that?"I heard my mama say.
"Who's your other daughter?"Tomi sarcastically asked her.
"Tomiya don't get slapped, hey baby!"she said as I walked into the kitchen.
"Hey mama"
"How you doing?"
"I'm doing good, how about you?"
"I'm doing fine, hey my beautiful little grand babies"she said while cooing at Sam and Sisi.
"Sisi!!"my younger brother Khalick yelled while grabbing her out of my arms.
"Uh un how the hell you gone grab my baby and not speak?"
"Wassup sis, where the hoes at?"
"Shit down there at Blue Flame go cop you a few of em"
"I got too many on my hands right now I wish I could"he said and I chuckled.
"That boy a p just like his daddy"Tomiya said and I walked over to her and hugged her.
"Hey sis"
"Hey boo"
"Where's my nephew?"
"Dad took him to the restroom. Hey Sam"
"Oh okay"
"Hi auntie"she said while going to hug her.
"You getting so big and you're so cute"
"Thank you"she smiled.
"Susu!!"my dad yelled while coming into the kitchen.
"Hey dad"I said while going to hug him.
"How the hell you get so tall?"he asked me.
"I'm literally wearing stilettos"
"Those are cute Suha!"my mama said.
"Thank you"
"Where y'all coming from?"
"Well we had to get swabbed today"
"For what covid!?"she asked while scrunching her face up.
"No... I had to get a paternity test done on them"
"Ohh so you found the guy?"
"Yea I believe so"
"Is he somebody you've been knowing?"
"Yea ever since before Sam was born"
"Good because you can't just go around pinning them on anybody"
"Of course I'm not gonna do that mama. If I didn't know who he was then I would've just left it alone. I can really do this on my own though, but it's hard hearing my daughter talk about kids bullying her because they never see her father around"
"Bullying!? You want Unc to handle it?"Khalick asked her while taking his gun out.
"Boy sit yo trigger happy ass down somewhere. Fuck you gone do shoot a kid?"Tomi said and we laughed.
"Khalick put that away around these kids"my mama said while looking at him.
"Nah I got it all under control"I said while looking at him.
"Baby don't worry bout them ugly ass kids! Why is she still going to a public school Suhan?"
"Mama private school costs too much money. I'm not sending her there just so she can wear all them ugly ass clothes and they suck up all my money"
"Dayumn!"Stunna yelled.
"Those clothes aren't ugly but you're her mother. Now who's this guy?"
"He's an upcoming rapper and he goes by Pooh Shiesty"
"That's my brotherrrrr"Tomi yelled.
"I'm out this mf"Stunna said with a straight face.
"Yo daddy the opps niece?"he asked Sisi who was in his arms biting on her finger.
"Oh wow he's a rapper"
"Yea"
"So how did he react and when did you tell him"
I explained the beginning to them and my parents both were like hell nah.
Once I explained what went on today they kinda eased up off of him.
"Stunna I know you better not be out here denying nobody's kids"my mama said to him.
"I already got one bad ass lil boy I ain't worried bout no more of em and I ain't dumping in nobody else"
"Where is he anyways?"I asked him.
"With his bitch ass mama"
"Hey! Khalick watch your mouth!"
"He ain't lie"Tomiya laughed and I shook my head.
Welp there you have it, my family.
My dad just listens to everything we have to say until it's some bullshit and he's all for the fuckery.
My mother she's cool and the same way but she always has a lot of input on everything.
Khalick is just one crazy mf who's the total opposite of my dad but not really.
Tomiya is funny as hell and sweet, but don't get it twisted Cus she'll smack a bitch in no time.
We all are usually so busy that we rarely have time to meet up but when someone says our father is in town everybody's up for the link.
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