《Life With Creepypastas》18 ⦻ Jeff F🐥cks Up
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It's now been a week since you/(Y/N) came to the Slender Manor but don't worry. Nothing interesting happens during the last 5 days that's worth talking about. (Y/N) just spent the time gaming with BEN and hiding out in Kate's room out of boredom.
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- - - Jeff The Killer's P. O. V. - - -
It's now been a little more than a week now since (Y/N) came to live here.
They've suddenly began carrying around this huge ass sword around; and for what reason?
They've been doing their best to avoid me this whole week, which I only found humorous.
Every time they do see me, hand goes to the sword.
Hilarious.
Every now and then when they'd leave Chaser's room I'd try to encounter them on purpose to get a reaction, but they're swift as shit and I never even get the chance.
They're strange for someone that hasn't even worked with Slender yet or even got any training.
I eavesdropped on Mky once and heard that they're gonna actually start training (Y/N) tommorow because they've had long enough to get used to our place.
It's about time they do something useful with them; I was seriously beginning to think Slenderfuck only brought (Y/N) here just to be Kate's little pet...
Well I'm walking around downstairs helping myself to some of the wine I promised KageKao the other day when I see BEN suddenly running down the stairs while being chased by a pissed (Y/N).
"BEN, YOU CHEATED!!!"
"NO I DIDN'T, YOU JUST SUCK AT THE GAME!!"
"THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ABILITY IN GAME THAT ALLOWS YOU TO FLY, HOW DID YOU DO IT???"
"I'M JUST THAT GOOD!"
"BEN THAT'S NOT A VALID ANSWER!!!!"
BEN was just making it to the bottom and was starting to run towards me when (Y/N) jumps at him from the steps, intent on grabbing him.
"NOPE!" BEN shouts, quickly dashing out of the way, and then I'M the one that's left in (Y/N)'s path...
They were going crash right into me.
- - - BEN DROWNED'S P. O. V. - - -
THE LOOK ON (Y/N)'S FACE WHEN THEY REALIZED THEY WERE GONNA CRASH INTO JEFF WAS PRICELESS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
- - - (Y/N)'s P. O. V. - - -
I had jumped off the stairs at the last minute to try and catch BEN, but the stupid elf flocked out of the way and it was then that I noticed Jeff was right behind him, staring with even wider eyes.
... SHIT.
Just milliseconds before I was going to collide with him though, Jeff backs up and raises a glass bottle of wine he had in hand. There were so many different emotions that were running through my head right now that I didn't have time to react when he suddenly smashed the bottle into my forehead.
Eyes rolled to the back of my head and I blacked out, before even hitting the ground.
- - - No One's P. O. V. - - -
"HOLY JEFF!! WHAT DID YOU DO???!!"
Jeff watched (Y/N) thud to the ground unconscious before him, shattered glass covering their body and littering the floor.
BEN ran to (Y/N)'s side, panicking. "Fuck dude! You killed them! You actually fucking murdered them!!"
"BEN keep your voice down, idiot! I didn't kill them, it was an accident!" Jeff growled, tossing the broken wine bottle aside and quickly dropping to his knees, checking (Y/N)'s pulse.
Luckily, (Y/N) still had a pulse.
"My god what's wrong with you, do you hate them THAT MUCH? Why would you do that???" BEN hissed, glaring at Jeff with a angry expression.
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"For fucks sake, I told you it was a goddamn accident! They were going to crash into me so I reacted in the last second!"
BEN clawed at his hair in a panic, then nervously raised (Y/N)'s head a bit. There was blood pouring down their face from a gash in their forehead, and a few pieces of glass was stuck in the skin.
The two boys cringed at the damage.
"Bruh. Get Nurse Ann," BEN demanded.
"No. Hell no. We're not letting anyone see this. I'm taking them to my room," Jeff sneered, beginning to pick up The Walker's body.
"You can't do that, you have no medical experience what soever, how're you gonna help them???" BEN protested.
"I'll figure it out. Ever heard of Google?" Jeff replied, starting to carry (Y/N) back up the stairs.
BEN looked between Jeff, then at the broken glass and blood on the floor and shook his head with a nervous chuckle, "We're doomed. We're so so doomed."
~~~
Jeff carries the unconscious body of (Y/N) into his bed room with BEN Drowned following close behind.
BEN was starting to hyperventilate when he noticed the blood trail (Y/N)'s wound was leaving on the ground.
"You need to calm. The FUCK. DOWN," Jeff shouted shakily, throwing (Y/N) on his bed. The urgency of what he did was starting to get to him.
"Close the door, hurryup!"
BEN nodded and shut the door, then locked it and ran to the bed, looking at (Y/N) nervously.
"Jeff, we n-nEeda g-g-G-get actual help, I'm not k-kidDinG right-T noW," BEN said, his voice beginning to glitch out.
"BEN calm down OK?? I got this!!! Do you know what Slender will do to me if he finds out I bashed his precious little follower's skull in!? He already went batshit crazy on me just because I threw them in the dungeon!"
Jeff started then pacing around the room, trying to think of what to do.
- - - BEN'S P. O. V. - - -
I watched Jeff pacing around in silence.
He clearly wasn't taking this as seriously as he was supposed to be!
(Y/N) was in an actual dangerous situation right now!
I really wanted to get Nurse Ann or at least EJ, but I didn't want to make Jeff mad.
Getting help would be the right thing to do... But I knew if I did, Jeff would be in BIG trouble.
There's no way I'm ratting out my best friend, even if half the time we're just always arguing about stuff.
I'm just going to have to trust that Jeff has a plan up his sleeve, and in the mean time I'm going to do what I can to help (Y/N).
Jeff walks over and hops on his bed, giving the cut on (Y/N)'s head a hard stare. He then asks for my phone.
"You can't be serious. Are you really going to search it up when we have not one, but TWO medically trained killers in this house???" I said, still handing him my device.
"It's the 21st century, you can find anything on the internet. Get over it," Jeff muttered, starting to tap quickly at my phone.
"Can we at least get EJ in on this? EJ won't squeal on us, he'll actually help!"
"BEN just stop it, I already told you no ones finding out about this! Now, go make yourself useful and go get a clean rag somewhere, bandages, tweezers, peroxide , and some soap. You got me?"
I groan in annoyance and hop off the bed, storming for the door. I believe the way Jeff wants to do this is just going to make things worse, but of course he isn't going to listen to me, he's such a dickhead.
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I walk into the hallway and headed for Nurse Ann's room-office because I was gonna sneak the supplies Jeff needed from there.
As I'm walking there, I see weirdo Kate coming up me looking annoyed.
"Benjamin where's The Walker, you were with them last," She asked, grabbing my shoulder stop me from walking.
Damn the proxies with their insanely strong grasps, I swore she could've broken my shoulder with that hold!
I pixelated my shoulder so her hand would fall through and mutter, "Why're you so obsessed with (Y/N) geez. All week long you're going on about Walker this Walker that and following on their heel like an annoying ass dog. You never even opened your mouth much before until they showed up... "
Weirdo Kate looked like she was about to punch me in the face so I quickly tried to save myself.
"N-N-Not that it's a bad thing, I mean it's n-nice that you found a new friend and I-"
"Ten seconds to tell where (CP/N) is or you're OUT. "
I'm known to easily squeal things when pressured enough, and if it was someone like Kate The Chaser I'd usually break in seconds.
But this time by no means could I spill what had happened to (Y/N), otherwise Kate will very likely physically ruin Jeff, and then once Slender found out, Slender would physically and mentally ruin Jeff.
I took a breath, kept my cool, and lied in her face.
"(Y/N) got kidnapped by OffenderMan."
Kate was silent, probably staring at me in disbelief behind her mask for a long while, but surprisingly she eventually turned and dashed down the stairs to the Slender Hall, faster than my eyes could keep up.
I uh..... probably just put her in a very dangerous... unforgiveable situation.... but who cares she can fend for herself and I have way bigger things to worry about!
I continue going to for Nurse Ann's room and see that her door was already open.
She wasn't in her room either. Lucky!
I sneak in and start looking around for the things Jeff ordered me to get.
Bandages.... Check.
Tweezers............ Check!
Peroxide..... What the hell is that anyways?
I think I find a bottle of the stuff and grab it. Check.
I spot folded rags in the cabinet on the office side of her room and snag one. Check.
I could always get a towel and soap from Jeff's room, so basically I had every thing we really needed.
Time to head back!
- - - Jeff The Killer's P. O. V. - - -
I should've known it would taken BEN ten fucking hours to get a few simple items. Why even bother to ask BEN to do anything!
The blood on (Y/N)'s face was starting to concern me because; I don't know if it was my eyes playing tricks on me or not but their blood was starting to look more black than red...
Man, this kid is really starting to creep me out in more ways than I'd like to admit.
It didn't matter though, I just needed BEN to get his ass back in here!
I tried myself to pull some of the glass pieces out of (Y/N)'s head, but some the pieces were too small and I was just making more of a bloody mess.
Sighing, I leave it alone and stare at them helplessly.
"Stupid kid. Why do you have to be such an idiot... " I mutter.
I admittedly was more speaking to myself than I was them.
I wonder just how mad they're going to be at me when they come to.
IF they come to.
...
God, I hope they actually come to.
If they don't, I'm screwed.
- - - BEN's P. O. V. - - -
"JEFF I GOT THE STUFF!! " I screamed, bursting through his bedroom door.
I step in and trip on a skateboard he had lying out on the floor and accidentally yeet everything away, "CRAP"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH" Jeff hushed, springing off of his bed and slamming the door shut, locking it again. "BEN you dumbass!"
"WELL CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN ROOM ONCE IN A WHILE WOULD YA? PRICK"
Jeff slugs me over the head and grabs all the items I dropped, leaving me on the floor.
I Groan and pick myself up, then kick the skateboard away.
I hurry over to the bed and sit beside (Y/N), checking to see if they were still alive.
Well they were breathing and all but their cut looked pretty bad now.
"Jeff what do we do now?? " I asked.
"You keep quiet and I'll fix (Y/N) just be quiet okay?"
Jeff uses the materials I got and starts plucking glass out of (Y/N)'s head.
I watch in nervous silence as Jeff does his best to remove all the glass.
He occasonally glances back at my phone too double check on what he's doing.
Gosh this whole thing is making me a completely nervous wreck. I feel myself occasionally slipping in and out of reality, as my nerves were causing me to glitch.
I kept my eyes on (Y/N) the whole time, making sure Jeff didn't fuck anything up and hurt them.
I've been trying my best ever since they blew up on Jeff to make things up to them for how I treated them before.
They spent a lot of time with me in the end, and I think I could say that we're becoming friends!
Now, more than friends...? Who knows!¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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- - - Jeff - - -
It's more than an hour now, and I think I finished with fixing up (Y/N).
I've got their head bandaged up, and it looks really bad on the outside, but we could always come up with a cover up excuse for that.
For now, they were still out of it so I was gonna let them stay on my bed till they awoke.
BEN had fallen asleep a while ago, with his arms wrapped around (Y/N)'s arm.
I don't know if I've ever seen him this worked up about something, or this willing to even help, but he did and it surprised me.
I was starting to feel bad about smashing the wine bottle over (Y/N)'s head, and I was beginning to see that there were many MANY other ways I could've handled the situation.
All to do now was to wait for them to wake up and see what they'd do.
I wonder if they're gonna go crazy on me like they did the first time I set them over the edge.
That reminds me, I should probably remove their sword and hide it so the first thing they don't do is decapitate me on sight...
Although, I do find tapping into their rage amuses me more than it should. I actually want (Y/N) to wake up right now and start throwing every insult possible that they could think of at me.
I just want them to get up and show any sign that they're still even in there.
I don't know why I even care so fucking much but I kind of do.
I felt like the scum of the earth and I just wanted them to know that I'm...
I'm...
I'm so...r...r...............
I freeze when I see (Y/N) 's arm twitch, and then a few moments later their eyes are fluttering open.
"(Y/N)!!-I mean, (Y/N)... you're up.... tch."
BEN jolts awake and he sits up, looking at (Y/N) with wide eyes. "Dude...?"
(Y/N)'s eyes slowly rest on BEN, then slowly move over to me.
I feel some level of utter relief and was actually about to admit so when the words that came out of their mouth stopped me from speaking.
And right then and there I knew I had fucked up.
"Uhhh....?" (Y/N) slurred hazily, slowly sitting up in the bed.
"Who... Who're you guys..??? "
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