Hashirama x Uchiha!Pervert!Fem!Reader

A

You look at Hashiramas while he stands and looks outside the window.

You decide to do something that you are very much known for.

You smack his ass....He jumps and turns a nice shade of pink. "[Y-Y/n]!" He exclaims. You giggle and run away with him chasing after you.

B

"Hashi~ I want to give you a job~" You say randomly at dinner.

He turns red and looks at you with shy eyes. He might be your husband but he just cant get used to your perverted comments or desires.

"Hashi, Did the sun just come out or did you just smiled at me?" You ask as you hug Hashi from behind.

"[Y/n]-chan that was ..." Hadhi complains.

You burst through the bathroom door, absolutely breaking it. "Hashi, do you know how •hard• it is to make a joke?" You ask.

He turns pink and looks away from you.

"Hashi!! Let me you on sex!~" You groan because you are a horny bitch.

He gives you a very flustered face and turns away.

"Hashi! me so hard I can't walk!" You whine out of nowhere.

Hashi covers your mouth because yall are at a Sakura tree forest. "[Y-Y/n]..." He mumbles as he gives you a peck on the lips.

"" You groan as you accidentally cut yourself.

Hashirama inwardly was getting turned on by your perverted ways.

" LeTs dO iT tOnIgHt!" You say in a bit of a slur. You had a contest with Madara and you ended up losing and getting wasted.

He sighed and carried you back to the Compound you 2 share.

"love you~" You mumble while you cuddle into Hashirama.

He chuckles and plays with your hair. You can practically feel his blinding smile.

"I love you too [Y/n]" He says and you slowly but surely start to fall asleep.

"!!! What is wrong with you!?" You yell at Madara, as you hold a very injured Hashirama.

"[Y/n] We were never close siblings, I only pretended to like you to manipulate you" He said and walked away.

"tch, Bullshit" You mumble and pick up Hashirama and carry him all the way back to Konoha.

"Hashi! I saved you I deserve a now!" You whine.

Hashirama reluctantly obliges and gives you a sweet kiss.

"I wanted to ask if you were fr-" you cut off Hashiramas ex, Mito.

"Hell to the No!!!" You yell and give Hashirama a possessive love bite on the neck. Hashirama quietly moans and turns red realizing what had happened.

"" You say with a glare at Mito. She gives you a death glare. Anyone could see and feel how much killing intent you both gave off.

"Tch" she leaves and Hashirama gives you a weary sigh.

" what will I do with you? You have been misbehaving [Y/n]" He whispers in your ear.

" You could fu-"

"-Don't even finish that sentence" He says and walks off dragging you behind.

" I promise I'll be a good wife after~" You plead in his ear.

You take note of his sudden tent but he turns away and mumbles a small 'I'm going to the bathroom'.

" distracting Anija(big bro) Uchiha!" Tobirama yells.

You give him a bored stare. "But he likes it~!" You whine.

He gives you a hard glare and leaves like a drama queen.

", I'll take care of every-"

You were cut off by snoring and you pout.

"Hashi, can we have ?" You ask.

"Hm, maybe..." He mumbles. Your eye light up and hug him and shower him in kisses.

" you! I promise I will stop asking!" You say as you continue to shower him in love and affection.

" ass Uchihas" a Senju Anbu mumbles as You walk towards the Hokages room.

You scoff and blow a raspberry at him. "At least I'm not insecure about not being the strongest in the clan, weak ass prostitute" you say.

You can tell his eyes widened and he immediately left.

"Uchiha...!" Tobirama growls at you.

"[Y-Y/n]-chan...can You be a bit less of a per-"

"Don't bother, she is inappropriate" Izuna says. You give the mother a big nod and a bright smile.

"I-I see" She says and runs off.

"?" You ask. Lately you have been going up the Ninja rankings but stopped dead at Jounin because you wanted to avoid Tobiramas death glares.

"We want you to be our seductress" The Anbu captain says.

"No, she will stay here pick another one" Hashirama says dead serious.

"But Anija!"

"No" Hashirama says and drags you back home. (😏)

"You seem mad..." You mumble with a slight smile tugging on your face.

"Wouldn't be upset that I was asked to be a seductress?" He asks pinning your arms up on the wall.

'I'm in trouble...~' You mentally say not wanting to ruin the moment.

"I won't feel over a stranger" Hashirama whispers and it very quickly turns you on.

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With Hashirama being taller than you he puts his other hand that is not holding your arms up and lifts your chin up and gives you a lustful smile.

You audibly gulp. He proceeds to have a full make out session.

'This is going painfully slow...Why didn't he want to learn about how to do this?' You mentally deadpan.

'I'm going to dominate this man!' You cheer.

Before you can make out a plan Hashirama starts to suck on all the parts of your neck.

You gasp as he hits a sensitive spot. "Mmm~"

He probably took note of it because after one second he starts to violently suck, bite abuse that spot.

'I'm not going to dominate this man...' You mentally sulk. But then get brought back to reality once you see his huge tent.

Hashirama starts to strip off your clothing and once he has your bra off he starts to suck on a nipple and pinch the other.

"Ah~" You gently moan.

Hashirama looks up at you and gives you a heart warning smile before ripping your clothes off.

You sigh with content and start to strip him as well.

You decide to be daring and you give him a big love bite on his neck and nips.

He gasps and gives you a seductive smirk.

Hashirama lays you down on the Futon and gently runs your woman hood.

"Ah~~" You moan.

You feel a weird chakra entering inside of you and you start to squirm a little.

"Shh, it's alright my Blossom, I just need to open you up" Hashi whispers as he kisses you passionately.

You moan as you feel the chakra move side to side in your (MILLION DOLLA) puthay.

The chakra leaves your body and you finally take note that it was a clean vine with a tiny, rounded pointed end.

"[Y/n] will you be alright not being able to walk the next couple of days?~" Hashi asks.

You feel yourself getting wetter and wetter and you shyly nod.

"I'm going in" He whispers and slams into you.

"Ah!~" You moan.

You hear him groan and he kisses you gently on your bruised lips.

After a couple of seconds you give him a nod to continue.

He gently starts thrusting in and out.

'He is huge!' You exclaim mentally.

Soon enough you are rocking your hips against his. Your body language practically sreaming at him to move faster.

He probably noticed and slowly but surely starts going faster and faster.

Your mind starts to go blank. "Ah!~ Ah!!~" you moan.

Hashirama runs your woman hood once more and you release your contents onto him.

But he doesn't stop thrusting. After 10 minutes his thrusts starts to get sloppy.

"Ahhhhhh!!~" You scream as you feel his last thrust slam hard against you and his cum pours out.

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"T-thanks Hashi, night..." You mumble and slowly fall into a deep slumber.

"Good night, I don't think [N/n] will be able to walk" He whispers the last part.

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