I ran out of Craig's house and into the streets. I ran as fast as I could to get to the shop. Once I finally ran in my dad immediately started yelling at me. Okay he wasn't yelling yelling. He only does that when he's high. He just "lectured" me. At least that's what mom calls it.

"Young man do you know what time it is!" He said

"It's past the rush hour-" I tried to say but he cut me off

"It's past the rush hour!" He told me "you know me and you're poor mother had to work this place all by ourselves!"

I saw Pablo in my peripheral vision drop his mop and go into the back room angrily.

"You have no time management skills you know you're going to need that and-" to be completely honest I shut him out at this point. I used to hate getting yelled at by anybody and would try my hardest not to make people upset with me. But they would get so mad at me for just being in the same room that I just stopped trying. I let them yell at me and stopped caring.

"Are you listening to me?!" He started to actually yell so I got kinda freaked out about that. Because I knew what came after he got really mad.

"Yes." I Said.

"Then what did I say?"

"Um, how I'm a disappointment to you and mom?"

He didn't say anything for a couple of seconds "Good you were listening" then he went into the back room

Once I got my apron and hat, I went behind the counter with my mom.

"Oh you know he has to be a little hard on you sometimes right sweetie?"

I stared straight ahead, "Yeah mom"

She kissed me on the cheek and went to go help a customer.

Clyde walked Up to the counter after sitting in a booth and eating just one croissant "Hey! Broski! What's up! I'll have the usual." He said leaning against the counter and sliding Monopoly money over towards me

I turned around and started making him a dragonfruit iced tea.

"Ya know Clyde," I Said while still making his drink "you can stop pretending you come here for the tea and just say you come here during the slow hours to chat with me"

"But that's kinda gay" he said while taking the drink and handing me the cash

"Says the boy who spends his time drooling over the local bad boy"

"Hey" Clyde started "Craig's the local bad boy, okay? Kenny's just a confused loner"

"Man, you say the word stoner so weird"

"Fuck you" he said while slurping his tea.

"So, anything interesting happen today?"

"I was late and my dad yelled at me"

"I saw, that really sucks man, anything I can do to make you feel better?"

"No It's fine, I was like 5 hours late anyways, I probably deserved it" I Said while grabbing a cloth and wiping down the counter

"Hot damn!" Clyde Said "Why were you so late?"

"Oh, Uh" should I tell him? "I overslept at Craig's house and he didn't wake me up"

"Wait Wait Wait" clyde put down his drink so he could make more dramatic hand movements "you were at Craig's house?"

"Yeah.." I Said blushing "why?"

"He said he would take you straight home after you were done sleeping!" He exclaimed "Wait..."

He trailed off

"Were you guys doing the... ya know" he whispered

"I.. don't know, what"

"The naughty nasty?"

"I don't know what you mean"

"Fuck! Did you guys fuck!" He yelled

The man sitting at a table with his 2 year old daughter got up and stormed out

"Wait no, sir I'm sorry!"

I looked at clyde "see what you did"

"Sorry" he nervously grinned

"But to answer your question, no. We did not have intercourse."

"So. Nothing happened."

I felt myself get hot again.

"Well..."

"So you did have sex!" Clyde shouted

"Oh my god, Clyde, no please. My mom and dad are literally just in the other room"

"Then What happened?"

"He kinda... he put his arms around my waist while he was sleeping and.." Clyde waited with anticipation "we started cuddling"

"Hoollllyyy shit" Clyde said "he started to cuddle you first?"

"Well no I tried to hold his hand cause it's the only way I'll fall asleep but he was asleep and I'm not creepy so I took my hand away but then he put his arm around my waist and uh he dug his face into my shirt and I took advantage of the moment and dug my face into his stupid chullo hat, god I hate it so much, it's smells like vanilla and, and" I was burning like a freakin tomato at this point.

I saw clyde was getting out his phone "No, please don't make this into a big deal"

"Too late!" He said while pulling out I assume Craig's contact? I'm not fully sure but I want to say it's him since the contact picture is him.

...

I think?

I'm pretty sure it's Craig in a shopping cart, being driven by Token, with Jimmy on one side, but the picture is really blurry. They must have been going really fast.

And the contact name is just "super gay" with a superhero emoji next to it

"Shhh! It's ringing! I'm gonna put it on speaker!" Clyde Said

"What do you want?" Yup, that was definitely Craig's iconic raspy voice

"Heyyyyy" Clyde said

"What."

"Can't I just say hi to my bro?"

"Not in that tone of voice" Craig told him

"Wow. Okay, dad. You caught me" I started to giggle when Clyde called Craig dad But clyde started smacking me

"I wasn't trying to catc-" Craig tried to say but clyde cut him off

"I was at the coffee shop but Tweek wasn't there. He was late."

"Yeah I know"

"And how do you know that"

"Cause he was at my house idiot" Craig just blankly told clyde that?

"That's funny", Clyde said in a suspicious voice "you told us after he woke up you would drive him straight home"

"It started raining long before he even woke up, he woke up at like midnight"

"And uh, where exactly did Tweek sleep? Did he sleep on the couch? You wouldn't have let him sleep on the floor, would you?"

"...No, he slept in my bed"

"So... you slept on the couch?"

"...no." The way Craig took so long to say no made me blush harder and I put my face in my hands

"Oh? So you slept on the floor?" Clyde started to grin "Or did you sleep in the same bed?"

"Yeah! We did! It's not that big of a deal Okay? We did it at the Grand Canyon!"

"We never made it to th-"

"That's besides the point!" Craig started to sound really mad, I haven't heard him get this mad in a while

"why does it even matter! You're making this into a bigger deal than it has to be. You already saw us sleep in the same bed before and you never made fun of us then!"

"Yeah cause you guys didn't cuddle there"

There was a long pause from Craig not talking and I mouthed 'are we on mute?' To Clyde. Clyde said he could hear him breathing

Click.

Clyde started to immediately laugh. I'm not proud of it but I did too, if I'm being completely honest.

"He hung up! Holy crap" Clyde said between laughs

"Oh my god" I wheezed out

After our laughter died down Clyde turned to me and said "so anyway, tomorrow the whole class is going to this bonfire at Stan's farm"

I looked up at him "wanna go?"

"Mmhm I don't know" I'm not really a big fan of people and I'm not on the greatest terms with Stan since we broke up

"Craig's gonna be there" clyde said in his weird schoolgirl voice

"Seriously? He wants to go to a bonfire?" I giggled

"No but he's going anyways"

I smiled "Are you dragging him?"

Clyde nodded proudly

I laughed and said I'd be there

I hope this isn't a mistake. Something could go wrong, but I always think that. I mean it's chaos theory.