That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Canto 1-10: That time I was reincarnated into another world and decided to look for allies

I shook the dust off my hands and walked over to where the [Elite Four] lay. He groaned, most likely grateful of my mercy. I activated all of my magic [Skills] and began casting another spell.

"[Unslave]", I said, casting the highest level of anti-enchantment magic known the man. I hadn't really listened to his story, but it sounded like he was only following the Demon Lord because he had been brainwashed. I couldn't think of any reason that somebody would ever follow somebody who had been called evil by somebody I personally trusted. It was either that, or the fact that he himself was evil, but I had beaten him in a fight, and therefore he couldn't be evil anymore.

"There," I told him, smiling benevolently down at him as he leaned over and coughed up blood. "This will free you from the Demon Lord's grasp."

He looked weakly up at me, staring in confusion with his one good eye. "Wha? No, I told you, I ain't brainwashed, I'm followin' her because she--"

I interrupted him with a gentle curbstomp to the face, in case he was trying to sneak attack me with words or logic or violence. This was odd. The Demon Lord must have been much stronger than I suspected, if her brainwashing was able to resist a casting of [Unslave]. I'd better check in with Kamiko.

I fell to one knee as I reached up and activated my CODEC. I wobbled a bit, since my foot was still on Skeletony's cheek, but I was able to brace myself and called up my childhood friend and god, talking loudly over the Demon Lord's brainwashed lieutenant.

"Kamiko!" I said, "I beat the Demon Lord's lieutenant!"

I heard a girlish gasp and her transcendent shrieks of joy, echoed by a multitudinous host of archangels and attendants.

"That is so sugoi as heck, Hiro-kun~!" she said, fangirling over me, as was the correct response considering this was my first major victory as a big damn hero in this cool isekai gamelike world. I preened over the phone, where she couldn't see me except with her divine omniscience.

"Heh," I heh'ed, wiping under my nose with one finger as an autonomic reflex. "It was nothing. Just had to beat him up."

"No way, Hiro-san! It was super heckin' cool! (TL Note: super heckin' cool means 素す晴ばらしい) I can't believe you killed one of the [Demon Lord]'s [Minion]s [Already]!"

I did a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of my head as Skeletony gave me a thumbs up. It was a little different, but I guess these Isekai dirtworlders use their middle finger instead of their thumb. I gave him a regular thumbs up, because I didn't want to appropriate his (inferior, non-Japanese) culture.

"Um, actually, Kamiko, I didn't kill him. I was trying to use [Unslave] to remove the [Demon Lord]'s [Brainwashing], but it didn't work. Do you know why?"

The CODEC crackered, and Kamiko's tone grew serious on the other side.

"You wanna let him live, Hiro-chan? Strange. This outcome I did not foresee. But, why?"

I shrugged to myself. Why did I want to let him live? It would be a lot easier to let him die, but maybe it was because deep down, a part of me knew that killing was wrong, especially when the character had a name and cool tragic backstory.

"Killing is bad, Kamiko. People die when they are killed. I only want to kill if they're evil or look weird and not if they're just brainwashed."

"You have a noble spirit," Kamiko replied sagely. "Your goal is worthy, and I honor you for it. But are you certain that he's actually brainwashed?"

"Saaaa...." I saa'ed. "If he's not brainwashed, I guess I'll just fuckin' off him." I glanced down at Skeletony to appraise him again.

Name: Skeletony Cornea

Active Title: [Elite Four]

Faction: Demon Lord's Army

Race: Skeleton

Level: 54

EXP: 7259/15000

Skill Points: 50

Gold Stars: 2

Gacha Coins: 36

HP: 217/4250

MP: 75/215

SP: 852/1200

FP: 3/3

Conditions: [Absolutely Thrashed]

Attributes:

Stranth: 33(198) [Crippled]

Dexterity: 21(150) [Crippled]

Swoleness: 175

Magic: 72

Karma: -1185

Mojo: 6500

Luck: 55

Skills:

[Jumping Mastery - Lvl 3] [Swagger Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Advanced Swagger] [Running Basics - Lvl 9] [Climbing Mastery - Lvl 2] [Crawling Basics - Lvl 2] [Swimming Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Motorboat Legs] [Cooking Supremacy - Lvl 3] [Crushing Resistance Lvl 1][Darkness Resistance Lvl 1][Punching Super-Resistance Lvl 2] [Slashing Super-Resistance Lvl 6] [Stabbing Invulnerability] [Vulnerability - Light] [Vulnerability - Pineapple Pizza] [Shame Invulnerability] [Stubbornness Lvl 6] [Greater Swordsman Lvl 4] [Stunning Slash] [Skeleton Command] [Skeleton Cloak] [Skeleton Warp] [Skeletal Form] [Disguise Lvl 5] [Steal] [Greater Skeleton Magic] [Lesser Dark Magic]

Spells:

[Summon Skeleton Lvl 10]

[Summon Tons of Fucking Skeletons Lvl 6]

[Bone Zone Lvl 5]

[Skeleton Sword Lvl 3]

[Darkbolt Lvl 3]

Titles:

[Elite Four] [Skeleton Lord] [Italian] [Swordsman] [Villain] [Human Killer] [Iron Chef] [Demon Lord's General] [Bully] [Thief]

Hmm... he had the [Absolutely Thrashed] condition, but... shouldn't he have some kind of [Brainwashed] condition?

"I..." Skeletony began quietly. I stood up and got off his face so he could talk easier. "I'm totally [Brainwashed], yeah? Try... try the spell again."

I nodded. That made sense to me. I lifted my hand and cast my spell again.

"[Unslave]"

A light enveloped Skeletony again, and he gasped, giving me a trustworthy expression, his mouth drawn into a rictus grin as his eyes shifted back and forth wildly. "W-wow! Lookit that!" He said, "I'm back to normal. That Demon Lord lady, huh? What a bad, uh, bad guy."

I nodded to myself in satisfaction. Looks like I had won the encounter!

Suddenly, the [World System]'s voice echoed in my head!

"ENEMY SLAIN"

!!!~~~~~LEVEL UPPU~~~~~!!!

You are now Level 2 >w

5 Skill Points Gained!

Skill Gained: [Skeleton Detection]

Skill Gained: [Lesser MP Regeneration]

Spell Learned: [Dark Lash Lvl 1]

Title Gained: [Skeleton Killer]

Karma++!

Wow! I had leveled up. I remarked to myself, not for the first time, on how gamelike this kickass gamelike litRPG isekai world was. It made me really feel like I was an RPG protagonist! I quickly checked my Status again.

Name: Hiro ♥ Protagonist

Level: 2

EXP: 21/125

Skill Points: 100005

Gold Stars: 50

Gacha Coins: 99

HP: 69425/69425

MP: 1337/1337

SP: 9999/9999

FP: 1/1

Attributes:

Stranth: 20000

Dexterity: 20000

Swoleness: 20000

Magic: 20000

Karma: 510

Mojo:99999

Luck: -99999

Skills:

[Jumping Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Hopmeister] [Running Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Windrunner] [Climbing Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Cliffwalker] [Crawling Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Crawldad] [Swimming Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Motorboat Legs] [Cooking Basics - Lvl 10] [Cooking Mastery - Lvl 10] [Cooking Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Godly Chef] [Punching Invulnerability] [Slashing Invulnerability] [Projectiles Invulnerability] [Stabbing Invulnerability] [Crushing Invulnerability] [Toe-stubbing Invulnerability] [Burning Invulnerability] [Lightning Invulnerability] [Fish Invulnerability] [Shadow Invulnerability] [Surprise Invulnerability] [Light Invulnerability] [Heavy Invulnerability] [Greater Invulnerability] [Wind Invulnerability] [Water Invulnerability] [Earth Invulnerability] [Sleep Invulnerability] [Pain Invulnerability] [Silence Invulnerability] [Curse Invulnerability] [Emotional Damage Invulnerability] [Seduction Invulnerability] [Wisdom Invulnerability] [Shame Invulnerability] [Heat Invulnerability] [Cold Invulnerability] [Itching Invulnerability] [Discomfort Invulnerability][Alcohol Invulnerability] [Drug Invulnerability] [Spicy Invulnerability] [Cringe Invulnerability] [Absolute Invulnerability] [Plot Armor] [Indomitable Will] [Greater Maneuverability] [Swooce Supremacy] [3D Maneuvering] [4D Maneuvering] [Noclip] [Greater Fisticuffs] [Fisticuffs Supremacy] [Kill Anything In A Single Punch] [Elemental Punches] [Flaming Energy Ball] [Stunning Blow] [Poisoning Blow] [Silencing Blow] [Surprising Blow] [Fisherman's Fist] [Cursing Blow] [Stunning Slash] [Poisoning Slash] [Silencing Slash] [Surprising Slash] [Fisherman's Blade] [Cursing Slash] [Sexpert] [Ultra Fabio] [Expert Swordsman] [Dual-Wielding] [Triple-Wielding] [Sword Saint] [Energy Blade] [Expert Spearsman] [Spear Extension (All natural supplement)] [Triple Thrust] [Expert Hammersman] [Ultra Crush] [Whirlwind Smash] [Expert Archer] [Multishot] [Homing Shot] [Penetrating Shot] [Ricochet Shot] [Curving Shot] [Splitting Shot] [Returning Shot] [Explosive Shot] [Dual-Wielding (Bows)] [Instant Reload] [Tennis Master] [Ultra Serve] [Devil Serve] [Hell Rally] [Dakimakura Supremacy] [Dakimakura Expert] [Bar Fighting Supremacy] [Brawler] [Drunken Master] [Expert Staffsman] [Spinny Boi] [Crushing Staff] [Helicopter Staff] [Acrobatic Flipwaltz] [Fishing Supremacy] [King Angler] [Snap Cast] [Casting Supremacy] [Casting King] [Handsome - Lvl 10] [Perfect Hair] [Imbue Weapon] [Enhance Weapon] [Create Weapon] [Repair Weapon] [Sell Weapon] [Trick or Treat Room] [Time Slow] [Time Stop] [Win Almost Everything But Not Everything] [Win Everything Else] [Speak With Animals] [Speak with Plants] [Speak with Monsters] [Speak with Idiots] [Speak with Walls] [Greater Speaking] [Appraisal (but secretly infinite knowledge)] [Greater Vore] [Shield Supremacy] [Shield Saint] [Dual Wielding (Shields)] [Dual Welding] [Arch Welding] [Godly Welding] [Instantly Learn Skill] [Regeneration] [Super Regeneration] [Ultra Regeneration] [Max Regeneration] [Ultra Max Regeneration] [Clown Resistance] [Steal] [Burgle] [Purloin] [Stealth] [Greater Stealth] [Sneak King] [Invisibility] [Demon Lord - Lvl 10] [Hero - Lvl 10] [Sidekick - Lvl 10] [Evil Vizier - Lvl 10] [Greater Stranth] [All Natty] [Greater Dexterity] [Skanda] [Greater Swoleness] [Bloatlord] [Greater Magic Casting] [Greater Magic Perception] [Greater Magic Intuition] [Greater Magic Licensing] [Greater Magic Conscription] [Parliamentary Recess] [Height of Occultism] [Greater Flame Magic] [Heat Miser] [Greater Wind Magic] [Tornadist] [Greater Ice Magic] [Snow Miser] [Greater Earth Magic] [Rockhaver] [Greater Light Magic] [Dayman] [Greater Dark Magic] [Nightman] [Greater Surprise Magic] [Magic Magician] [Greater Dimensional Magic] [Space Folder] [Greater Death Magic] [Overlord] [Psionics] [Greater ESPer] [Mind Bullets] [Telekinetic] [Telepathetic] [Teleportation (Minor)] [Instant Transmission] [Greater Mojo] [Funklord] [Bargain Hunter] [Dealsmith] [Hagglemeister] [Greater Hp Regeneration] [Automatic Resurrection] [Lesser MP Regeneration][Greater SP Regeneration] [Greater FP Regeneration] [Dragon Power] [Dragon Breath] [Dragon Wings] [Greater Fursona: Dragon] [Ninja] [Divine Blessing] [Mental Dictionary] [Mental Rolodex] [Mental Thesaurus] [Mental Encyclopedia] [Mental Almanac] [Mental Coloring Book] [Brain Cell Phone] [Inter-dimensional Cell Phone] [Demon Eye] [Evil Eye: Curse] [Evil Eye: Killing] [Evil Eye: Poison] [Evil Eye: Itching] [Evil Eye: Surprise] [Evil Eye: Silence] [Evil Eye: Cringe] [Evil Eye: Laser Beams] [Binocular Vision] [Telescopic Vision] [X-Ray Vision] [Heat Vision] [Clairvoyance] [Periscope Vision] [Supervision] [Expert Hearing] [Double-Ear] [Long-Range Hearing] [Expert Smelling] [Sniff Supremacy] [Expert Taste] [6 Foot Tongue] [Skeleton Detection] [Manifest Wings] [Manifest Horns] [Manifest Extra Arms] [Shapeshifter] [Monster Tamer] [Monster Friend] [Monster King] [EXP Share] [Monster] [Instant Change (Outfit)] [Greater Color Coordination] [Wrath] [Pride] [Lust] [Greed] [Envy] [Gluttony] [Sloth] [Chastity] [Temperance] [Charity] [Diligence] [Kindness] [Patience] [Humility] [Defy Gods] [Defy Parking Ticket] [Flying] [Greed is Good] [Greater Monologue] [Monologue Supremacy] [Instant Monologue]

Titles:

[Emperor] [Ollie King] [Jump King] [Climb King] [Running King] [Crawling King] [Mystery Chef] [Angler King] [Ultra Mage] [Seven Deadly Sins Master] [Seven Heavenly Virtues Master] [Super Mage] [Great Warrior] [Demon Lord] [Hero] [Champion of the Sun] [Karate Master] [Evil Vizier] [Good Vizier] [Sword Saint] [Spear Saint] [Shield Saint] [Hammer Saint] [Bow Saint] [Fashion Police] [Monster Trainer] [Monster] [Tennis Master] [Furry] [Dragon Slayer] [Dragon] [Coward] [Bully] [Cad] [Thief] [Staff Saint] [Expert Driver] [Ace Pilot] [Horseman] [Heretic] [Anti-Pope] [Pope] [Double Jesus] [Photographer] [ESPer King] [Inventor] [Gourmand] [Entrepreneur] [Ultrapreneur] [Enchanter] [Drunkard] [Small Business Owner] [Cell Phonetrix] [Sk8r Boy] [Ultra Sk8r Boy] [World Savior] [God's Favorite] [Skeleton Killer]

Cell Phone Arts:

[Minesweeper][Internet Browser][Calculator][Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2][Sahara Prime][Monster Catching] [Camera] [Dating App] [Future Diary] [Cell Phone Sword] [Status HUD] [FoodHut] [Infinite Wallet] [UPC Scanner] [Pocket Storage] [Affinity Chart] [Headphone Jack] [Infinite Battery] [Solitaire] [Snake]

Spells:

[Blaze Ollie - Lvl 10]

[Thunder Grind - Lvl 10]

[Frost Tycoon - Lvl 10]

[Malamphosicet's Greater Illusion of 1000 Blades: Sword Art: Spell Sword: Magic Slash: "The Dusk Calls Me At Last, Onwards (Requiem) - Lvl 10]

[Wind - Lvl 10]

[Warp Reality]

[Dimension Box]

[Greatest Healing - Lvl 10]

[Resurrection - Lvl 10]

[Lightning Spear - Lvl 10]

[Dark Blast - Lvl 10]

[Dark Lash - Lvl 1]

[Self-Destruct - Lvl 10]

[Earthquake - Lvl 10]

[Explosion - Lvl 10]

[Dispel Curse]

[Add Curse]

[Unslave]

[Charm Person]

[Mind Lash]

[Spirit Bomb]

[Deus Ex Machina]

[Meteor Storm]

[Biscuit Hammer]

[Cloudkill]

[Summon Dakimakura]

[Light]

[Make Cube]

[Create Shadow Clone No Bunshin]

[Force Cage]

[Create Food]

DLC Perks:

[Vending Machine] [Gacha Emperor] [Cosmetic Pack 1] [Cosmetic Pack 2] [Battle Pass (Fall 2069)] [Alternate Costume: Clown] [Alternate Costume: Heavenly King] [Doggirl Companion] [EXP Boost] [Warp Reality]

Wow! It looks like when I leveled up, I also got fully healed, and all of my MP and SP was restored as well! I would have to keep this in mind! If I was ever in a tough fight and my HP was getting low, I could kill my enemy to heal instantly! I heard Kamiko's voice again, and thought that the [World System] was trying to tell me something else, but then realized that the voice was coming from my CODEC!

"Now that you've beaten one of the [Demon Lord]'s 40 [Elite Four], what are you going to do next?"

I rubbed my chin, looking down at the crippled form of Skeletony. He was the Demon Lord's lieutenant. She was able to rely on him to do her bidding. I might be able to some day beat the Demon Lord and get whatever fabulous prizes that entails, but as long as I was outnumbered, I would have a tough time ahead of me! I needed allies! Not just allies, but reliable allies. Allies who I could trust.

I smiled down at Skeletony, and walked towards him. Crouching down, I extended my hand, and shoved him over. He was laying on the thing I was after: My coupon for a [Doggirl Companion] that I had gotten when I first entered the kick-ass LITRPG Gamelike fantasy Isekai world. I must have dropped it in the fight.

I held the golden, glittering coupon up to the light. Soon, I would have my first comrade! And she would definitely be loyal, because according to this coupon, she'd be a [Slave]! Everybody knows that [Slaves] are the most loyal of comrades. In all the Isekai stories I read, the [Slaves] never left the side of their masters. There had to be a reason for that, and I could only assume it was because they were naturally trustworthy. I dusted off my pants and quickly activated [Instant Change (Outfit)].

My outfit changed from my generic cool Isekai Protagonist outfit to a snazzy three-piece suit. It may have been a bit too formal for this wretched hive of scum and villainy (TL note: phonetically read as: 'Adventurer's Guild'), but I wasn't gonna stick around for long. I had to get all dressed up, after all.

I was going to Thrall*Mart.