"Bennett~ Please tell me more about him!" Childe groaned, begging with no regard for his dignity. "Do you not have any self respect?" Bennett sighed, once again shoving Childe away. "Y'know, if Benny won't say anything, wanna talk about my crush?" Barbara smiled as Childe turned to face her slowly. "Yes yes yes! What's their name?!" He beamed excitedly. "Well, her name is Noelle, she's really pretty, I love her hair, short and silver, well kept and neat, she's kind and thoughtful, and helpful if you need it, she has pretty yellow eyes and a sweet voice, ah~ if only I could tell her all this..." Barbara mused, smiling as she thought of Noelle. "Barb~ That's so, so, so, so, so, so, so sweet I'm gonna cry~!" Childe fake fainted as Barbara giggled.

"So do you have a crush?" Barbara smirked as Childe grew red. He propped his body up with his elbows and forearm laying on the floor. "No! I do not!" He turned away. "I don't know why you would assume that!" "Well a little birdie, and by birdie I mean Kaeya~ told me that you have a little crushie on a teacher!" Barbara said, disappointed. "Ajax?! Is that true?!" Bennett shot up, surprised. "I'm gonna kill Kaeya! But it's not a crush, it's true love! Even if I have yet to get him to notice me, I'll kill anyone who gets in my way, including you Barb!" Childe hissed. "Woah, I never knew you were such a Yandere Simulator fan." Barbara said, concern coated her words. "Ugh~ It's a joke, lighten up, will you?" Childe rolled his eyes.

"Bennett, could you just please tell me who you're crush is~? Other than his name? Please?" Tartaglia pouted. "Fine!" Bennett gave in, rubbing his eye. "His name's Razor, he's nice and pretty... I really like his eyes. And voice. And how he talks. Fine! I might have a little crush on him. Satisfied?" Bennett grimaced at his realization, that maybe just maybe, he may like Razor. "Didn't expect it to come out so fast to be honest, but I'm glad I didn't have to do some shit to get it out."

"Be honest Childe, how much shit can you really do, like? You can't even kill a bug, how would that teacher, whoever they are, like you?" "Barb, that was mean~ I already have his number... I bet you don't even have Noelle's!" "Bro Noelle is literally my childhood best friend what the fuck are you on?" "I'm on his dick~!" Childe cooed, putting his hand over his heart, thinking of the mystery teacher.

"Okay, that's it, I'm not dealing with this! Childe, Barb, get out!" Bennett pushed them both out of his room as he slammed the door. "Wanna play dress up?" "No." He heard outside of the door. He went on his phone looking in his school's group chat.

Dickweeds

Keqing: Who the fuck changed the name

Tartaglia: Radical name 🥰😈🤪

Rosaria: This is why no one likes you. No wonder Zhongli hates you

Kaeya: LMFAOOO CHILDE 💀

Tartaglia: Wtf Rosaria 😐

Venti: BAHAHAH FUCKING LOSER 💀💀

Diluc: Common Zhongli W ☕️

Tartaglia: okay this is just bullying atp

Sara: Like we fucking care 🤓

Kokomi: True, no one likes Childe

Tartaglia: ouch

Xiao: bro pls don't bring my dad into this it's depressing

Tartaglia: Venti is a virgin.

Venti: AJAX.

Tartaglia: hehe

Kazuha: help what

Mona: so he's not a little whore?? Pay up Rosaria

Rosaria: tmrw

Venti: Wtaf I'm not a whore

Rosaria: Well we know that know

Xingqiu: help I j saw that old ass history teacher at the fucking store when I was shopping for chili for Xiangling

Tartaglia: idec if I have to spend time with my cousins, On my way! Rn

On my way!*

On my way!**

Omw***

Holy shit

Xinyan: Loser, LLLLLLL 😹😹👎👎👎👎👎

Bennett: Hey guys do yk that new kid's number

Barbara: You mean ur bf?

Bennett: SHUT UP NO LIKE ACTUALLY BE QUIET

Childe: Pls add him I'll stop talking abt Zhongli for a whole day 😭

-Xiao added: +*** *** *** ****-

Xiao: Idek who tf this guy is but if it gets Childe to finally stfu abt my dad then I'll literally do anythgin

Razor: Huh

Childe: SO UR BENNETT'S LITTLE FRIEND? OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE UR NAME, Not as good as my pookie tho

Rosaria: Pookie pls

Razor: Bennett help

Bennett: XIAO HOW DID U GET HIS NB

Xiao: Idk ask Aether

Aether: Student council stuff

Razor: UHHHHH SO LIKE HRY ALL 😟

Sara: Good wby

Razor: Nice thats good I could b better my wifi is shit rn

Barbara: L 🤕

Xinyan: Didn't know L is part of ur vocab Barb

Barbara: Bye.

Razor: Bennett where do you live

Childe: Slow down there buddy

Bennett: dm

Kaeya: tartaglice arent u gonna stop them theyre only 16

Bennett: One year kid, chill

Venti: KID 💀

Kaeya: Goodbye.

Bennett closed his phone. "So like... Razor is coming over...? Wait Razor is coming over?!" He panicked as he gathered the stray clothes and food wrappers on the floor. "I never realized how disgusting my room is until now..." He ran around his room and finished in a good 5 minutes. he grabbed his phone and ran to the living room waiting for Razor.

He scrolled through his phone until he heard the doorbell ring.

"Ra- zor?" Bennett stopped when he saw Noelle at the door. "Oh, it's just you Noelle, sorry..." Bennett muttered. "Ouch! Haha!" Noelle laughed. "I also saw this guy on my way here... uh... Razor?" She moved to the side to reveal Razor standing there. "Oh- Hey Razor!" Bennett giggled. "Get a room!" Barbara muttered, pulling Noelle in and closing the door, then leading her upstairs. "Moody." Razor said. "True." Bennett nodded. "So what do you wanna do?" "Meh... dunno. What about you?" "Dunno, wanna go to my room?" "Mnmm." "Okay!" Bennett grabbed Razor's hand and led them to Bennett's room.

They sat in an awkward silence ad Razor put his hand's between his legs. Bennett fiddled with his fingers as he stared at the roof. "So..." Bennett muttered. "Uh... I'm kinda cold..." Razor said timidly. "The A.C. isn't on, are you sick? Do you want a jacket?" "I'll take a jacket I'm not sick." "Okay." Bennett got up and looked through his closet until he pciked up a black jacket and brought it to Razor. "Thanks and uh... sorry." Razor muttered, covering himself with Bennett's jacket. "Oh, no worries!" Bennett smiled.

They sat in silence again. Bennett glanced sideways at Razor occasionally. He was wrapped up cozily next to Bennett. "I like your hair, if that's not too creepy to say..." Bennett whispered. "Oh... thanks, no one's ever told me that before hahah!" Razor grinned.

"Bennett! You wanna play with Noelle and I? Your little boyfriend can join as well! You two'll be the bad guys though." Barbara barged into his room smiling. "He's not my boyfriend Barb!" Bennett groaned. Razor giggled. "Tsk... well, Razor?" "Mnhm, sure." "Okay, we'll join."

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