Tippy: *knocks on door and waits with camera crew of humans*

Wequie: *opens door with an award-winning smile, perfect hair and tiny shorts* Hi! I wasn't expecting you so soon.

Tippy: I'm not walking into an orgy am I?

Wequie: No, I never overbook babe.

Tippy: Ha, so are you ready for 63 questions with Wequie?

Wequie: Yes, yes! Please, come in.

Tippy: Thanks, alright. *follows Wequie into his home as he leads us to his kitchen* Let's get straight into it.

🐶 or 🐱?

Wequie: *laughs from over his shoulder* Love that this is how I'm starting my day. I'd say pussy, solely on the principle that they're usually better kept, but I love them both.

Wequie: Little spoon all the way! Fuck me and then cuddle me, and I'll be a happy man.

Tippy: I need that on a shirt

Wequie: I'll get you one before you leave

*Records are Wequie walks to his fridge and takes out fruits*

Wequie: I get itchy if I have fish, but it's not really an allergy, more like an annoyance... or an STD.

Tippy: ...sure, like an STD

Wequie: It is! Like crabs or something. Anyway, the only thing I'm really allergic to is honey.

Tippy: While we're on the subject of food, what are you making?

Wequie: I have a fruit bowl every morning I don't have cum.

Tippy: Makes sense.

Favourite food?

Wequie: Dragonfruit *tosses one up and purrs* this shit is like a mini orgasm in my mouth.

Wequie: These people are nosey...

Tippy: We can no-

Wequie: I love it! *starts washing fruit* I'd say I fuck about 3 or 4 times a day, depending on where I am and who I'm with. But I usually fill in the rest by feeding off other incubi when I'm home.

Tippy: Like how most species require 3 meals a day?

Wequie: Exactly like that, except I'm a greedy fuck who overeats.

*zooms in while he starts cutting up his mangos, dragonfruit, apples, pears*

Wequie: Um random, but I like them. They're insanely good in bed when they get creative with their magic. I spent a night with this kinky ass warlock who used his earth magic to do shibari in the woods... *drools*

Tippy: What about witches? Any different feelings?

Wequie: *pops a piece of dragonfruit into his mouth* Not really. I guess female witches are usually more hard up and strict. They like control but that's not a problem for me, I like rolling over for them.

Tippy: You say that like you have a problem rolling over for anyone.

Wequie: *leans forward with a smirk* Why don't you give it a try and find out?

Tippy: *malfunctions*

Wequie: If we're talking the genric shit, then it's New Year's. Everyone's down to fuck on New Year's. But if we're getting down in the dirt, then International BDSM day for sureeeeeeeee

Tippy: Wait, is that really a thing?

Wequie: *offers fruit bowl and a fork* July 24, bookmark it.

Wequie: Aw, I love you too, random person. And my favourite movie has to be Wall-E! But it's followed very closely by Back to the Future.

Tippy: Wall-E?! That's honestly surprising. I didn't even think you'd be much of a movie person.

Wequie: I'm not really, but there's just something about the way EVE says Wall-E that makes me melt every damn time!

Tippy: You have a heart?

Wequie: Fuck off bitch!

Wequie: Yeah, *looks at camera and winks* you

*one of the camera crew faints*

Tippy: You probably just killed a reader

Wequie: I'll make it up to them when they wake up *sucks fingertips*

Wequie: I thought I answered this already?

Tippy: They mean the animals

Wequie: Oh *turns a little pink* well I said it before and I'll say it again.

I love pussies!

Tippy: You are...

Wequie: Fabulous, unique, wonderful, a gift to this Earth? I know.

Wequie: What kind of psychopath asked this?!!??!

Tippy: We've got a few in the family, sorry.

Wequie: *whines and hugs fork* I don't want to answer this!

Tippy: Either you do or I make your life unnecessarily difficult in the future.

Wequie: *eyes me* You're one of the psychopaths, aren't you?

Tippy: *shrugs*

Wequie: Okay, so if there was a gun to my head - like there basically is now - and I had to pick, I'd choose Klaus. I want to say Damon, but he's obsessed with Elena and anyone who likes that annoying bitch is a walking red flag.

Now Klaus *moans* also known as Daddy! Daddy's got the money, the body, the looks, the bloodlust and he's damaged. The damaged ones fuck the best and let's not even play around, we all know it's big!

Also, daddy paints! I'm sorry, but if I walked into a room and found my man painting, I'd lose my god damn mind!

So yeah, if I had to choose, Klaus

Tippy: *blinks while slowly eating dragonfruit* that was quite... detailed. Thank you.

🥺

Wequie: No

*follows as Wequie gets up to wash empty bowl*

Wequie: Yes, but I'm not really into werewolves that much. I mean, I'll fuck them obviously, but they don't taste the best. It's like a wet cloth in your mouth if they're into that mate shit.

But I will say, I did stumble upon this small pack of like 5 alphas in India, and those guys almost crippled me. *moans and rubs himself against his counter* One of the best fucks of my life!

So I guess it depends.

Wequie: Whoever asked these questions, I don't know what I did to hurt you, but I'm sorry. Please change your ways and live a happier, better life. Holding onto so much anger is-

Tippy: Wequie, just because someone is asking you something outside of sex, doesn't make them bitter. Now answer the question.

Wequie: *pouts* Boo! You're no fun either! But if you must know, I like to travel, it's fun to see new sites and meet new people. But sex comes before that, always.

Tippy: What about travelling and meeting new people to have sex with?

Wequie: Yes!

Wequie: *cackling as he leans against counter and folds arms* I don't know if I should answer this question.

Tippy: I mean, it's not that serious. You don't have to-

Wequie: Physically, Malcolm. Personality-wise, Lincoln.

Tippy: You prefer Lincoln's personality?! Lincoln?!

Wequie: He's all angry and hateful, that's good sex waiting to happen.

Wequie: *more cackling* I definitely can't answer that question

Tippy: It's just us.

Wequie: Yeah, us and a hundred other people to tell Lincoln who will rip my balls off if I spilled. I'd rather deal with some hard shit in my life than spill.

Tippy: ...Damn, was it that bad?

Wequie: More like, that good.

Tippy: YOU-

Wequie: NEXT QUESTION!!

Tippy: Okay, next question -

Wequie: *runs out of kitchen* NO COMMENT!

*chases him with camera crew*

Wequie: Been? *flips hair and snorts* I've never fallen out of love with myself

Wequie: I am in a committed relationship, with my dick.

Tippy: Wequie!

Wequie: Fine, no. Unless it's poly and there's at least 20 of us.

Wequie: Nope. Monogamy is for nuns and Jesus.

Wequie: *flops down on massive bed* I don't know their name, but its that handsome guy who looks back at me in the mirror every single day.

Tippy: You think you're slick?

Wequie: *rolls over* I'm not yet... but maybe you can help with that

Tippy: *discombobulated*

Wequie: *circles both and spreads legs*

👀

Wequie: Oh my God, I love these questions and it's a no brainer. *scrambles under sheets and reappears with a big teal dildo* my elven dildo!

Aias got it for me last Christmas. It's made with magic so it shifts to the size of whatever elven creature I want to try, and he says it really feels just like one.

*kisses the tip* This is my baby

Wequie: It changes all the time, but at the moment, feminization is taking the cake.

Wequie: Oooo, tough one. I'd have to say missionary, but that doesn't mean I like it with everyone

Wequie: First of all, I'd like to state that this was Lincoln's idea! Not mine or Malcolm's.

A couple of centuries back, we spent a few months climbing peaks around the globe like humans. Packing for it, preparing for it, and suffering through the whole thing until we got to the top.

Lincoln was so wet for that shit. Anyway, we did all the big boys, until we had to face Mount Everest.

That shit was a bitch, but we did it, eventually, and at the top, Linc had the brilliant idea that we should just jump off and see what happened.

... it took a week to find Malcolm after the avalanche.

Wequie: Adventure 236!

Tippy: Now you're just being a bitch

Wequie: I'm kidding!!!! My favourite memory with them was the first time Malcolm and Lincoln took me on an adventure. It was after I came out of a bad...headspace, and it just... it meant a lot to me.

Tippy: The extra scene of When Wequie met Lincoln on Patreon has the details to this!

Wequie: Bitch, are you self promoting in the middle of my interview?

Tippy: Yes

Wequie: Fair enough

Wequie: A normal incubus would die. I'm cursed, so I just shrivel up and become a living corpse. It's not very pretty

Wequie: I know I'm not allowed, but if I could, I'd jump Kalem's bones in a heartbeat.

Tippy: Fair enough, I doubt you two would even leave the bed.

Wequie: *shivers as tail and horns come out* stop teasing me

Tippy: Kiss?

Wequie: Ummm, maybe Aias. A kiss from him must be like a fuck in itself.

Tippy: And Kill?

Wequie: *smile slips a little* the witch who cursed me.

Tippy: Sorry, about that.

Wequie: It is what it is *picks at sheet quietly*

Tippy: While we're on the topic, I guess we might as well get it out of the way.

Wequie: I don't want to talk about it.

Tippy: Sure, sure. I know it was a hard time for you *brings out a fresh bowl of dragonfruit*

Wequie: *happily takes it*

Tippy: We'll address it in his book guys!

Wequie: Okay, a - I'm in love with whoever asked this. Please come visit me later so I can thank you properly.

Tippy: *sighs* There goes another reader... you got these bitches dropping like flies

Wequie: and b - At the moment, I'm using a Pure Hyaluronic Acid Serum every day and night after washing my face. I don't believe in cleansers really, so I just use soap.

At night, I'm fucking around with a charcoal peel, about twice a week. Oh, when males cum on my face I find I have a nice glow the next day, but don't try rubbing that in if you're not an incubus.

Wequie: I'm like the hottest person you'll ever meet.

Let's see, I've got jet black hair that's curly, I keep it trimmed at the back and sides, and it grows up with a fade. My eyes are golden when I'm in my natural form, but if not, then they're brown.

I'm short at the moment because I'm going for this cute, submissive look, but in my natural form - like without using my magic to switch my appearance, I'm taller and more masc, but I'm not feeling that at the moment. But who knows, I might switch that up in a year or two.

Tippy: Should I just show them a visual?

Wequie: Yeah, why not.

Tippy: Wequie looks sort of like these people, it's hard to get something stagnant with how much he changes his appearance.

God help them when they see your succubus form

Wequie: Everyone's gender envy go brrrr

Wequie at the moment- his 'cute, submissive and breedable look'

Wequie: hehe breedable

Wequie naturally -

Wequie: How many times a day do you think about breathing? You just do it naturally don't you? Same here*rolls off bed and heads to closet*

Wequie: You guys don't mind if I change right?

*shakes head quickly*

Wequie: I can not get into that scat shit. Any bodily functions outside of cumming just aren't for me *takes shirt off*

*camera crew drools*

Wequie: My favourite sexual experience ever....hmmm, that's a toughy, but I guess my first gangbang. I was nervous, and I thought I'd not give everyone enough attention. But it was with a group of incubi who were all super sweet with me, so I loved it.

And for my wildest experience with any species? Oh! There was this night with a centaur that was...something.

Tippy: The science of that is worrying me.

Wequie: Jargon babe, it was fine.

Tippy: While we're here

Wequie: Gods! Don't make me say it.

Tippy: *zooms camera in*

Wequie: I was young...

Tippy: They always are

Wequie: I thought that I was more flexible than I was at the time, but I'd just like to clarify that I have since rectified that situation!

Tippy: Stop stalling and spit it out.

Wequie: Fine, you bitch! I... I-I caught a cramp riding someone's dick in a split, and we both moved too quickly... I fell and broke my leg.

Tippy: *holds back laughter*

Wequie: Don't you dare.

Wequie: That's easy! When we first met, Lincoln was all grrrr! *makes claw motions with hands* but I was quite sad at the time so he was a little nicer to me.

I had a really bad day and Lincoln came over without telling Malcolm and he just held me for a really long time. He did that every day for a good month until I started talking again, and then he went back to being an absolute dick.

But I'll never forget that month.

Tippy: So there was a time when you were lonely?

Wequie: I had people around me, Malcolm and Lincoln, so technically I wasn't lonely. But I'd just lost... *shakes head and sniffs* I just felt really lonely inside, it was like everything that made me had been carved out of me.

Tippy: *tries not to cry* Sorry.

Wequie: Why are you apologizing?! You did this to me!

Tippy: Yes, but I'll make it up with the things I give you in the future.

Wequie: I highly doubt that.

Tippy: Two words - elf gangbang

Wequie: *malfunctions*

Wequie: A beautiful succubus in my hovel called Helyssis. Gods, she did so many things with her tongue that I still have trouble replicating.

Wequie: Nope, and thank you!!! No, to marriage, but 10000% yes to fucking nonstop. *strips rest of the way and gives erection a tug* that is of course, if you can keep up.

Tippy: And another one bites the dust

Wequie: That nasty stuff werewolves are tied up in? *shudders* Not a fan. And ew, no! Imagine being tied to one person for your entire life, that's literally a death sentence.

I'm a free bird, always will be.

Tippy: Yeah, tell that to Future Wequie.

Wequie: What was that?

Tippy: Nothing. But let me just take this moment to...

*freezes Wequie and shoves him into his closet before bringing out Future Wequie*

Tippy: Hi there!

*Future Wequie appears with his mouth wide open and lips swollen and wet*

Future Wequie: What the fuck?!

Tippy: Oh... did I catch you at a bad time?

Future Wequie: At a bad time?! Mekhi was fucking my face, yes! It's a bad time!

Tippy: ...on the topic of Mekhi...