《Freaky Friday (BonexScourge)》A Night to Remember
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"Wait! Time out! Time out! Ti- Ah!"
Bone started to lick Scourge's fluffy chest. Each stroke sent shivers down Scourge's spine. Bone began to move his way to Scourge's hips. Scourge was awaiting the warm feeling of saliva, but it never came.
Scourge starred at Bone. Bone was starring at Scourge's hips with a very serious face.
"Uh... Bone...?" Scourge squeaked out.
Bone looked up and met Scourge's gaze.
"Is there something wrong..?" Scourge asked.
"... You're just... Never mind." Bone said and began licking Scourge's hips.
"Ahhh, w-wait! Wha-AH! Were y-you gonna s-say?!" Scourge choked out.
Bone ignored Scourge's question and started licking Scourge's erected member.
"AHHH~"
Bone purred at Scourge's response.
"B-Bone, I'm gonn-"
"Do it!" Bone growled as he placed Scourge's member in his mouth.
"OHHHH~" Scourge meowed before ejecting.
He opened an eye, to his disappointment Bone wasn't covered in the creamy white juice.
"Damn, it sucks being small." Scourge groaned.
Bone chuckled then starred at his throbbing member. He looked at Scourge's tail whole and...
"We should stop." Bone spoke.
"What the?! Why?!" Scourge asked jerking up.
"We have to battle tomorrow." Bone said.
Scourge hissed in protest.
"Don't be like that! You're making me feel guilty!" Bone hissed back.
"You should feel guilty! You got me all excited then say, " We should stop." Like what the hell?! And your still hard! Are embarrassed of something?! Cause I tell you right now, you don't got a micro dick." Scourge ranted.
"Ya done?" Bone asked.
"Yeah, but fucking answer me!"
"Just wait after the battle and go to your dumpster... Unless you're a dog?" Bone mocked.
"I'm not no fucking stupid brain-dead creature!" Scourge hissed and started walking to his dumpster.
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"I gotta take care of this, I'll meet you there in a little bit! Bone yelled before looking down at his member.
"At least he thinks it's big... But everything to him is big." Bone thought.
Bone humped the side of the dumpster until he was soft again, then headed to Scourge's alleyway. Cats were giving him weird looks and that made Bone nervous.
He turned to one of the cats, "What's so interesting?"
"Oh uh, it's just that... You look very intense!" The cat smiled weirdly.
Bone rolled his eyes, flicked his tail, and proceeded to Scourge's dumpster. He was about to lean under, but then something grabbed him and pulled him behind the dumpster.
"Lilly? Midnight?"
"Since we are the Scourge simps we are in charge of making Scourge happy! After you took him somewhere, he was all sad and angry. By the way, congrats on switching!" Lilly said.
"He's just mad about the number of weak-"
"Stop lying." Midnight hissed.
"Huh," Was all Bone could say.
"You should sleep out here. Me and Lilly will be tending to our God." Midnight meowed and slipped under the dumpster.
"What he said!" Lilly also meowed and slipped under the dumpster.
"When did- How- He literally took you away from your mom and killed your brother! What god?!" Bone said trying to form a sentence.
"Whatever."
Bone curled up behind the dumpster. He closed his eyes and waited for sleep to take over him. Instead of sleep, thoughts and worries started to fill his head at what Tigerstar said.
Bone just pushed through it, it's Bloodclan for crying out loud. It should be fine right?
Right?
Yeah, it's gonna be a breeze.
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