《Freaky Friday (BonexScourge)》Pick up
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Scourge woke up early and started doing the morning patrol. He saw a lot of cats protesting, cats killing dogs, Fang guiding the patrol group, and saw the pet store throwing away dead cats.
"I think this may be enough information for Bone. We really need to get rid of those protesters. There causing way too much ruckus."
Scourge padded into his alleyway and peeked under his dumpster. He saw Bone but he was grabbing on to Scourge's member.
"Why is he touching my member? I touched his but....dang he's really grabbing on to it. Is Bone gay? If he is then it explains his collar. I don't want to wake him but I have to."
"Hey Bone wake up." Scourge said.
"Huh. OH SHOOT!" Bone quickly let go of Scourge's member.
"Heyyy Scourge w-what's up?" Bone said stuttering.
"I'm here to give the morning report!" Scourge said pretending to not have noticed what Bone was doing.
"Oh y-yeah! I'll be right out." Bone said.
Scourge pulled his head out and waited for Bone.
"How did Scourge not notice me holding on to his Dick?! Unless he was pretending. I don't want him to find out that I'm gay he will kick me out of Bloodclan if I tell him!"
Bone swept out from under the dumpster.
"I'm going, to be honest, I didn't go everywhere in Bloodclan territory. It got boring so yeah."
"Great job Scourge! You didn't do your job right!"
"Wait you're ok with it? Your not upset or mad about it?"
"Yeah I'm totally fine with it-of course I'm upset! You're on double patrol now."
"Come on! I got lazy ok!"
"Scourge this is Bloodclan we don't get lazy."
"Well, I do," Scourge mumbled.
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"What did you see?"
"Cats protesting, cats killing dogs, Fang guiding the patrol group and the pet store throwing away dead cats."
"Dead cats? That's weird."
"Yeah, what do I have to do today?" Scourge asked.
"Today we have to go pick up your heir. Maybe we should do it now before cats line up to see you, I mean me."
"Agreed. Where is the house?" Scourge asked.
"Just follow me." Bone instructed
They padded out of Scourge's alleyway and into the streets. Bone lead Scourge to the two-legs fences. Bone had to jump a couple of times to get on the fence and while Bone was doing that Scourge was laughing at him.
"You think this is funny huh?"
"I-i'm sorry Bone but you're just Haha!"
Bone glared at Scourge then finally manages to get on the fence. Bone jumped on the first house's yard and Scourge followed.
"Ok cat come out!" Bone hissed.
The Siamese cat poked her head out of a dog door and sighed. She came out and was followed by 3 kits.
"Good Girl." Bone sneered."
"You brought Scourge?" The she-cat hissed.
"Just in case you didn't hold out the deal." Scourge hissed.
"Will they survive in Bloodclan?"
"Maybe." Bone shrugged.
"Here take them you filthy animals!" The she-cat hissed pushing the 3 kits forward.
"Mommy, what's going on?" The orange tabby kit asked.
"Your going to go with these cats." The mother sighed.
"Why?" A black and white kit asked.
"I already told you! So you guys can rule Bloodclan when Scourge dies."
"Who's Scourge?" Another orange tabby kit asked.
"I'm Scourge." Bone said.
"Your small and what kind of name is Scourge?"
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"I'm small and don't judge my name!" Bone hissed and grabbed the small kit then threw him across the yard.
"Did you kill him?" Scourge asked.
"I dunno." Bone said.
"You just threw my kit! You monsters!"
"Is Rusty ok?!" The other orange tabby asked.
Bone walked over to the no moving kit. He nudged it and poked at it.
"He's dead." Bone said.
"He's what?!" The mother and the kits yelled.
"We're done here. Scourge grab the tabby I'll grab the black and white kit." Scourge ordered.
Bone picked up the tabby and Scourge picked up the black and white kit.
"Mommy! Mommy! Help!!" The tabby meowed.
Scourge jumped on the fence and onto the other side of the fence. Bone jumped up in one try and met up with Scourge. They walked to Scourge's alleyway and set down the kits.
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