《Science-Bros: the really long and twisty tale of Tony and Bruce.》Now what?
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Tony nodded, and headed off to his own work.
"Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!" Deadpool sang, pushing more injured people to the infirmery. He paid more mind to their comments on being less rough they were injuried.
"Jesus Wade! At least be careful with them." Peter said sternly as he carefully walked one of the men to the extra hospital bed. Nightcrawler sigh quietly, slightly awake thanks to Logan's blood.
"Fine, but only because you're cute." Deadpool winked again, and set the man down on the floor instead of plopping him on to the bed.
"God dammit, Deadpool! Have you have any respect?" Peter snapped at the Merc as he help the injured man up, apologizing to him on Deadpools manners.
Nightcrawler turned his head slight at where Quicksilver was at. "I'm......I'm sorry....about your father..." he said quietly.
Deadpool paused, and looked at the mutant roadrunner. "Doom murdered him in cold blood." He explained. "I watched as..." Quicksilver shook his head. "Thank you... Have you heard from your professor?"
Nightcrawler shook his head slowly and said as he breathes in slowly "We...we were all separated.....Scott and Jean were with the Professor while....while the rest of us went to help the kids....I haven't heard from them or any news on...on the Professor.."
"I hope the rest of your team are safe." Quicksilver got a far off look in his eyes. "I hope my sister is safe..." Deadpool left the room, and had an idea. He ran off, humming a rescue song.
"Now where is he off too?" Peter groans, wondering where Deadpool left off to.
Deadpool left the base, and (Here we go! Hijacking the page for a second! Searching for Scarlet witch... done!) [WADE WILSON YOU CAN'T JUST HACK ME WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT!] (Fourth wall gone! Hahaha!) disappeared. Back inside, Nightcrawler thought of something and looked back at Strange. "You....you can read minds right?" he asked the magician.
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"Something like that." Strange answered him. Logan and Bruce walked in with the last person from the jet just as Strange answered the question.
Bruce looked at Strange and said "Then you can help find the others out there."
"Hell, you find Charles, we could find a lot of people." Logan commented. Just then, a call came through on Bruce's cell.
Bruce looks down at his cell and left to room as they talked to Strange. "Hello?"
"Hey Bruce! Can you go on speaker phone? I wanna talk with Quicksilver. Trust me. I'm not going to do anything too crazy." Deadpool said on the other side of the line.
"This better be good." Bruce groaned as he went back into the room and put his phone on speaker phone.
"It is! I'm not that bad! Or good. What am I exactly? Now that is a que-"
"What do you want Wade?" Quicksilver snapped, never liking the merc.
"Oh right! I found someone!" There was the sound of the phone being passed around, and then a thud as a fist met nose.
"Deadpool leave me alone. I don't want to talk to your friends, whoever they are. I want to find my family and the rest of the Brotherhood!" A female voice snapped at him.
"Wanda?" Quicksilvers eyes widened at the sound of his sister.
"Pietro? Is that you?" Wanda asked, sounding relieved.
"You're alive? Wade, you get her here now or I'll kick your ass." Quicksilver threatened.
"Wanda, are you injured? We'll meet up with you at the docking bay." Bruce asked he grabbed his kit just in case.
"I'm fine. Though if Wade doesn't shut up..."
"You'll kill/maim/gut me, yeah da da do, sweetheart, I heard everything today. Also, we have a few kids here. No babies though. Good. Babies are creepy." Wade could be heard shuddering.
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Bruce nodded a little and said "We're on our way. Make sure everyone gets here safe by any means."
"Fine. But someone better kiss me for all of this!"
Logan laughed. "In your dreams bub."
"I wasn't asking you. You smell." He hung up before Logan could retort.
Bruce looked at Beast, Logan, and the rest and said "I'll need more hands here."
Strange nodded and looked back at Nightcrawler "We'll continue our discussion after the others are here."
The others followed Bruce, dragging Peter with them. "How so many people are with Medical is beyond me." Logan muttered under his breath.
Bruce and the other headed over to the docking bay to meet up with Deadpool and the others.
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Meanwhile, while helping Tony tack Doom and discuss battle plans, Hank looked over at his wife as he placed the files he stole in Latveria. "You know you can't stay mad at me forever, Janet." Tony looked over at the couple, wondering if he should step in to try and help them a bit.
"Hank, let not have this now. Lets just focus on saving the world, find Reeds and everyone else, and stop Doom." Janet said sternly as she worked. Tony decided against it, hoping that they will work through it.
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Deadpool threw out his arms, a pink ballroom gown now on him. "Introducing our latest in Doom killing allies! Scarlet Witch, Rouge and Colossus, a few random kids from the mansion, Dr. Reed, and The Punisher!"
Bruce eyes widen slightly, not from what Deadpool was wear but from the people he saved. "I hate saying this but you amaze me sometimes, Wade." Bruce told the insane merc.
"Anything is possible when you can take over a fanfiction!" [A/N Wade, I'm warning you, I can take revenge later.] "No." Deadpool said randomly towards someone, then spun in the dress, pulling out a fan to hold in front of his face. "Now how about that kiss?" He asked in a feminine voice.
"Yeah, no. I'm quite happy with Tony thank you very much." Bruce said as he walked pass him.
"Okay, anyone that's not injured help bring those who are hurt into the infirmary." The doctor said and turned to Reeds. "I think Stark, Rogers, and Pyms are waiting for you in the briefing room."
"Common! Will somebody kiss me?" Deadpool went over into a corner, sulking the whole way.
Rouge was about to hug Logan when she thought of something. "Hold up! Did Dr. Banner just say he's happy with Tony as a reson not to kiss the wackjob?" A few others stopped and looked at the doctor.
'Oh fuck!' Bruce shouted in his mind, realizing that everyone heard what he said. "Nows not the time for Q&A guys. We need to get all of you safe inside and patched up." Peter said, saving Bruce's back even though he was surprised as well.
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~my roommates ~
"It's really sensitive ". I nod and open her legs again and do it again. Her hands grab my thigh and she squeezes . "Fuck fuck fuck " she whispers lowly "ezra" she drags out my name. Milo winks at me and whispers sweet nothings in her ear she smiles and moans loudly . "Cum for us " I whisper her sweet smell getting stronger. I watch as her eyebrows furrow together and her mouth forms an o and her eyes roll and she snaps her legs shut."Beautiful " I hear milo say "indeed". Hope opens her eyes "that was so nice".This is your warning ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️⚠️ heavy in detail smutt a lot of sex scenes.⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Hate me [Finished]
"Направих нещо ужасно само защото мразя майка и. А тя?! Тя е единственото момиче, което някога ще обичам. Но...това, което направих е непростимо." Мислех си за това, когато тя ме прегърна в гръб. Усетих ръцете й да стискат кръста ми. Тя подпря главата си на рамото ми. Плачеше. Тогава чух две думи,които ме стъписаха: -Обичам те! Погледнах я. Целунах я по челото и си тръгнах.Корица:sadreamer
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