《The Toilet Chronicles》6
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Terezi sat in the confides of her own home, giggling to herself as she remembered sollux's demise thanks to her shit.
Little did the troll know, sollux's spirit still wandered this plane of existance. He was now a mere spirit, determined to torture terezi for eternity.
Sollux glided over to terezi, letting out a ghoslty howl. She cowered in fear at the smell of a ghost. 'SH1T,'
'yes thiis iis shiit,' He waved a ghostly arm, summoning an army of nut juices.
'DO3S MY NOS3 D3T3CT... NUT JU1C3?' She perked up
'not just any nut juiice, sour nut juiice,' He grinned slyly.
Terezi wailed in anguish. 'HOW COULD YOU DO TH1S TO M3?!'
'you kiilled me,'
'BUT SOUR NUT JU1C3?! UNC4LL3D FOR!'
'driink it tz'
'NO' she refused, shaking her head.
'iill just haunt you forever then,'
'UGH F1N3,' She scrunched up her nose as she picked up a bottle of the juice.
She gulped as she drank the liquid, looking sick as she did so. Her stomach felt like it was a battlefield, the taste was horrifying.
'NOW W1LL YOU L34V3 M3 4L0N3?!' she cried, literally. she was in tears.
'yeah okay but put your feet iinto iit fiirst,'
'OK4Y L34V3 NOW,'
'yeah iim goiing, bye,' he vanished
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