《【ᴛʙʜᴋ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs & ᴍᴏʀᴇ】》incorrect quotes
Advertisement
Hanako: Google, how to get rid of my annoying living dead brother?
Tsukasa: Amane, why you gotta be so mean!
-
Yashiro: I'm sleepy..
Mitsuba: Sleep is for lOsErS hHahAhAhHaH
Yashiro: :(
-
Yashiro: I'm so exhausted, I feel like I could die any second now.
Kou: SENPAI PLEASE DON'T DIE
Yashiro: It's a figure of speech-
-
Hanako: Tsuchigomori, are you considered spiderman? Like that guy in movies.
Tsuchigomori: Don't ask dumb questions, number 7.
-
Yashiro: I'm hUngRy!!
Hanako: You could probably eat yourself, Daikon.
Yashiro:
Hanako:
Yashiro: *pulls out a knife *
Hanako: *screeching*
-
Kou: Should I choose Mitsuba or Senpai?
Mitsuba from the back: Hey! Traffic earing boy!
Kou instantly: Definitely Mitsuba.
-
Akane: Aoi why don't you love me?
Aoi: I do!
Akane: You do-
Aoi: as a friend!
Akane:
Akane: *about to commit deletus*
-
Mitsuba: I'm sad
Kou: Why? Are you okay?
Mitsuba: I'm sad knowing Kou doesn't have brain cells..
Kou: what
Hanako: I'm hungry
Tsukasa: eat me
Hanako: what
Tsukasa: what
(i think i saw this somewhere but idk where lol)
Advertisement
- In Serial178 Chapters
Oblivion Online (complete)
Thanks for permission to use the cover by WanderingInPixels over on Deviant Art. As of 12-15-18, the story is finished. I am planning to edit and will release the books as I finish in one big go, but there isn't a timeline on any of that. Marty had a fairly easy life as a cook for Arctic Storm Entertainment headquarters when he gets an offer from the company to try out a new playstyle for their biggest VRMMORPG, Oblivion Online. Follow him as he makes his way through the game as one of the monster races trying to survive against the forces of light. Author's note: I will update every Monday and Friday for sure, with the possibilities of bonus chapters through the week if I get extra writing done. I also did a disservice to several of my characters early on. I'm slowly working through a re-write, but it will be a while as I want to make sure I get it right this time around.
8 137 - In Serial69 Chapters
Magical Girl Kari: Apocalypse System (Mahou Shoujo LitRPG)
Great power does not often fall into the hands of the responsible. Kari never wanted her powers. When she was surrounded and faced with the gnashing jaws of horrifying monsters, a voice offered her a chance to save herself and her best friend Makina. Once she slipped on the gem-studded ring dropped before her, the Apocalypse System activated, transforming her into and granting all the powers of a magical girl. Her outfit, however, looked nothing like the cute ones others wear. Her robes appeared as though stained with blood and her skills were all brutalizing attacks. She didn't want this at all, but the system left her with a cryptic message that couldn't be ignored... Apocalypse is coming, Kari Tachibana.
8 142 - In Serial14 Chapters
The Adventures of a Dhampir
This story is undergoing a complete rewrite, all-new chapters will be eventually published on my webnovel account under the same name here: https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-adventures-of-a-dhampir_22103870805270105
8 72 - In Serial397 Chapters
The Demon's Gate
A cultivator is someone who can channel the natural energy through their body, strengthening their own body or performing almost magical feats. At birth, everyone manifests an inborn spell, a power belonging solely to them. Yao Jun was born in a branch of the Yao clan, his inborn spell is considered a useless spell, a spell with no effect. Despite his useless spell, Yao Jun is steadfast and determined to cultivate, spending each day training his body to the limit. All he wanted was to be allowed to live his life as he wanted, but fate makes a fool out of everyone, and his life would end up becoming so much more than he ever expected, taking him to the dark side of the world and beyond. When the Demon's Gate opens, what will it bring to the world?
8 121 - In Serial32 Chapters
Drunks & Fanatics
Freshly anointed cleric Tessa Vivuk aspires to be a Hero after having been saved by one as a child. But when she attempts to join the Heroes' Guild, the doors are shut on her. Unwilling to give up, she joins the Adventurers' Guild and believes she can earn enough recognition to one day be recognized and become a Hero. But Hei Zhao and Torgrak have other plans for her. After quietly sabotaging Tessa's first quest, they offer to be her mentors. Promising to make her amongst the strongest in the world while secretly turning her into a living weapon. Unaware of what's to come, she accepts. However, Hei and Torgrak have been issued a special mission as Custodians of the Adventurers' Guild. The extermination of a cultist infested town. Seeing this as the perfect opportunity, they kidnap Tessa in the night and drag her along with them to reforge Tessa's first weakness: her self-confidence. (1st Arc Done) 7/7/2022: All past chapters have been condensed into 17. The story is slightly shorter than before and one chapter has been removed from the series as of current. I will be doing some organization of details before I start any work on the next story arc. I hope you enjoy and I will be continuing the series. Just doing some cooling off at the moment. :D
8 99 - In Serial10 Chapters
Boxes of Boxers ✓
BakuIida shorts because I don't feel like starting another story but wanna write. • I'm a firm believer that Bakugou is aswitch and nothing will change that •[not marked Mature but contains foul language]Best Ranks:#1 in BakuIida
8 172

