《Never in a Million Years ✔️》41- Go look in a mirror
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"Remember when Charlie stuck a can down his pants and said it was recycling?" Wes asks as we all lay on my bedroom floor. For some reason, my room was the room we all decided to sleep in. It was the smallest in the house but sure we can fit, all seventeen of us in here...note the sarcasm.
Colton, Cody, Arya and Summer had taken up my bed, I was laying across my spare mattress with Jordan and Caleb on either side of me; laying on blankets next to the mattress were Arrex, Ace, Joey, Beck and Charlie. Em and Cora had my two bean bag chairs and Wes And Ty both brought in Becks other two beanbags.
"Oh yeah! And then he chased us around with a stick!" Cora laughs as he nudged my hand with her foot.
"I don't even remember the can thing" Charlie huffs "I do remember the stick thing though, cause Cora grabbed it out of my hand and started beating me with it." He says making all of us laugh
"Remember that one kid Trevor?" Arrex asks making all of us groan. He was the definition of fuckin annoying, cocky hillbilly. He's originally from hickville Tennessee but came here for a few month because his grandma lived here. He was the biggest asshole and though he was the best at everything. He left our eighth grade year, but came back the summer before sophomore year. When he told us he has a kid on the way, I couldn't help but ask if the girl was blind...or just flat out stupid. Probably both.
"Remember when I shot him in the ass with the BB gun fifteen times?" Joey smiles proudly. Trevor was being an ass one day specifically to myself. So we decided to play a little game, there was snow specific name to it, it was a basically tag with an air-soft BB gun. One person was it, and everyone else just had to avoid being shot, that is until everyone was eventually shot and then we'd start over again. We played a lot of stupid games when we were younger. Anyways, Trevor wouldn't stop, and he even tried to kiss me at one point. So Joey suggested we play it, he then proceeded to only target Trevor, he ended up shooting Trevor in the ass fifteen times and sent him home crying. It was a good day.
"Yeah the asshole tried to kiss Belle" Caleb scoffed "We wanted to kick his ass"
"Good times" I grin before turning over on my back "I forgot how uncomfortable this mattress is"
"Belle you're hogging the blanket" Jordan says as he pulls more of the blanket on himself
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"I'm in the middle if you two! How am I hogging the blanket?!"
"Good point! Caleb stop hogging the blanket!" Jordan says throwing one of my throw pillows at him. Caleb just responds by pulling the blanket almost fully off Jordan
"I will kick both of you in the dick if you don't stop" I order as they both pout beside me "Children" I chuckle
"We are not!" The both say at the same time. Jordan flicking my temple.
"God why am I stuck sleeping here?"
"Who wouldn't volunteer to sleep next to me?" Caleb smirks
"Me. That's who" I grumble
"Love you princess" He says quietly and grins up at me while resting his head on the pillow. I feel his arms slip around my waist under the blanket, discreetly pulling me slightly closer to him than Jordan.
"Hate you Kazer" I whisper with a smile
"Okay guys it's almost three A.M" Summer sighs beside Cody "Im tired"
"I think Em already passed out" I look over at her. I go to poke her foot but Arrex pushes my hand away
"Shh let her sleep" he mumbles not bothering to even open in his eyes
"Goodnight guys" Ace sighs
"Goodnight"
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"Good morning dickface" I hold in my laughter as Caleb and the guys make their way downstairs.
I woke up before all of them, so I decided while I had the chance, might as well draw dicks on Caleb's face. I needed a new plan of revenge since my one last night majorly failed.
"Hi dickface? That's a new one" he chuckles while taking a piece of bacon off my plate . I can't help my laughter at this point, thank god none of the guys has told him.
"Eh I guess it just popped into mind" I laugh even more
"Okay I can't" My dad says as he looks between Caleb and I "Son, go look in a mirror" my dad grins
Caleb furrows his brows before running to our bathroom. "BELLE!"
"Ah there it is" I grin as I take a bite of my toast "Yes dear?" I patronize him with a wide grin While he stalks back to the kitchen with a scowl plastered on his face.
"Please tell me it's not permanent marker"
"Are sharpies considered permanent markers?" I question innocently with a smirk. It wasn't permanent marker, I wasn't that mean, but it was always fun to mess with him.
"Yes" he gruntd with gritted teeth
"Oh then yes, it is most definitely permanent marker"
"I hate you!" He growls before stalking back to the bathroom
"Relax I'm joking" I laughs at him "It's just a crayola marker"
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"Oh thank god" I can hear him sigh a breath of relief. Minutes later he re-appears on the kitchen with a face that's dick free. "I saved you from Laundry last night and this is how you repay me?"
"Oh shut up, I made you blueberry banana pancakes too" I say before handing him the plate of his favorite pancakes.
"Belle I gotta tell you a secret!" Bex and Julia run in the kitchen with Max following close behind
"No!" Max yells at them "I said don't tell anyone!" She not so quietly yells at them
"Belle come here!" Julia grins
I just laugh and bend down to her level so she can whisper in my ear.
"Max has a crush! He's really cute!" She says loudly. Loud enough for everyone at the travel to hear.
"She better not!" Beck says with furrowed brows
"She does!" Julia sings
We all start laughing at how her two best friends just sold her out before all three of them come over to sit with us.
"So miss Max, what is this boys name? Do I need to kick his ass?" Caleb questions
"His name is Russel" she says quietly "and I don't like him! He's only my friend"
"Yeah she does" Sebastian grumbles as he makes his way into the kitchen with Sam and Derek following
"You guys are so annoying" she rolls her eyes before taking one of her older brothers pancakes "and that is your payment for being mean"
"I taught her well" I grin at the little girl now sitting on my lap "but seriously, you don't have to worry about boys yet, just enjoy life. All of you" I laugh as I look around at the girls
"Now go kick the boys ass at Call of duty" Jordan laughs before sending them off
"Awww my granddaughter has her first crush!" Cheri smiles sweetly
"Zach's not gonna be happy" Tyler sings making all of us laugh
"Not at all" I grin thinking about my oldest brother.
"Remember Em's first crush?" Arrex smirks at my best friend "Jason Carova"
"Shut up" she rolls her eyes at my brother. She was in love with Jason from second to third grade.
"Remember Belles first crush?" Beck laughs. He thought it was real funny. I didn't.
"Drake Morton" Caleb sighs with a grin "he was so cute!!" He imitates me making everyone laugh.
"You guys are dicks" I roll my eyes at them a so feel my cheeks heat up.
"Belle, must you be so crass?" Cheri questions
"Sorry" I grin before looking down at my lap.
"Didn't Arrex punch him?" Summer asks
"Yep. Arrex punched him. Then Ace did. Then Beck did. The Jordan did, and then Caleb did" I huff "they all took turns"
"Why the hell would you do that?" Cora looks at theme wide eyed
"he annoyed us" Beck shrugs innocently. That wasn't the reason at all, they did it JUST because I liked him.
"Oh and he liked Belle, that too" Jordan adds with a smirk
"I am so sorry my sweet child" Cora says to me earning laughs from everyone. "I only have the one asshole to deal with!" She says pointing at her older brother
"Hey! I was never THAT bad with you! I only punched like two of the guys you ever brought over" he defends himself.
"Eh I've given up at this point." I shrug "I have food, and that's all I need"
"Aw don't say that Belle" Caleb grins at me
"Just find someone we actually like" Ace laughs "Then there won't be a problem"
"Yeah small conflict there. You dickheads are friends with everyone you like, and what's your number one rule?" I grumble
"Fair point, guess you're just gonna become a crazy dog lady" Beck grins
Our of the corner of my eye, I see Caleb roll his eyes at my brother while looking down at his plate. I look at Em and she just smirks at him before looking at me.
"Speaking of idiots who like you, wasn't Dallas supposed to come over yesterday?" Beck questions
"He said something came up so he couldn't" I tell them. I was mildly dissapointed because I actually really wanted him to meet my family, but I guess there's not much I can do about that.
"I knew he'd pussy out" Beck smirks confidently "Belle if you can't tell, he doesn't like our family that much"
My mind wanders back to what he said two days ago. I mean surely that's not the reason he didn't come over right? I understand where he's coming from but still, this is my family. If you want to be an important person in my life then you have to be good with my family.
"Girl come on, that's literally like the first rule of dating, they have to be okay with your family" Summer chimes. Joey reaches over to give his little sister a high five.
"Damn right" Joey grins "Your boyfriend kinda sounds like an asshole"
"I mean, he's hot but yeah kinda sounds like an asshole" Cora agrees
"Okay new topic!"
They all laugh at my announcement before trailing off into Ace's interrogation about Brett, thankfully turning the attention away from me while I just continue to eat my breakfast.
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