Chapter 8: First Impressions and reserection

Of all things Charlie was expecting earth to be like, a near replica of hell minus the religious iconogrify, stone ceiling and fire wasn't it. Infact the streets seemed to be cleaner in Hell asides the back alleys they would pass on occasion. Momo being the sole survivor of the cenobite attack on her family and the last remaining Yaoyoruzo, was set to inherit her family's business of hero gear and support item manufacturing so she had talked at the police station With her family Lawyer who would try to sort everything out for her. Tokoyami was being escorted home by his parents and that left the residents of Hell, a love obsessed angel and momo to be escorted by Aizawa. It was almost midnight when a bus arrived at the station being driven by a short old lady who was using stacks of books to reach the pedals. A large syringe like cane sat to her side. After being piled onto the bus the old lady took off like a bat from hell for a distant H shaped building.

"So, where are we headed?" Izuku finally asked while Azazel and Momo were discussing ways to destroy the lament configuration without causing an explosion.

"UA Academy young man." The lady stated simply as they slowed to a stop at some traffic lights.

"UA ACADEMY?! AS IN THE BEST HERO SCHOOL IN JAPAN?!" Izuku cried out excitedly as green flames sparked from his hair.

"Calm down." Aizawa grunted, partly annoyed that his quirk had no effect on demonic abilities and thus couldn't shut down Izuku's fire. "For all I care you'll still be out on your ass by the end of the night."

"Technically it's morning?" Charlie asked as she motioned to the digital clock attached to the bus's radio. Indeed it was showing 12:01AM.

"Quiet." Aizawa grunted in annoyance only to wince in pain as the old lady whacked his across the back of his head with a cane.

"Don't you complain mister go to bed at the crack of dawn, I've been up since six this morning dealing with Mirio and Nejire's antics, how they managed to dislocate both shoulders just by walking is a bloody mystery." The old lady grumbled as they pulled upto the gate to UA as the main gate slowly opened. "Not like you have classes for the rest of the year asides Friday's now anyway."

"They had zero potential." Aizawa explained bluntly.

"Wow, and I thought heaven was strict." Azazel muttered softly as she wrote another couple lines of notes.

"Wonder if my uncle still works there." Vaggie muttered.

"Your uncle?" Izuku asked uncertainly. After all Vaggie had stated a few times how her family had treated her.

"Hizashi is technically a fifth cousin twice removed but it's easier to call him uncle." Vaggie shrugged it off. Momo cast her a sidealong glance from the other rows on the bus before going back to trying to figure out how to destroy the puzzle effectively.

"Great, more family." Aizawa sighed as he hit his head against the pole infront of his seat. With a lurch the bus finally continued on its way to the main campus of the school, specifically Gym Gamma where more staff were waiting, many of whom were looking annoyed at being woken up at the ungodly hour.

"Everybody off." The elderly woman smiled softly as she pulled the handbrake and opened the door. " You too Aizawa you're not sleeping on the bus again."

"Make me." The hero deadpanned. The threat of a raised cane quickly got him moving however. "Fine." He huffed.

"Welcome to UA academy. Am I a mouse? A cat, a bear? Nobody knows but I am Nezu, the principle of UA! All items of otherworldly nature need to be checked over before you enter though, just for safety." The small man bear mouse cat thing called in a cheerful tone.

"You can't seriously believe the demons skit can you?" A block headed man grunted tiredly.

"Oh, oh! Introductions!" Charlie sang happily.

"Oh great, she's singing again." Izuku sighed. "Charlie, please no singing, it's too late."

The blonde stopped and pouted before giving a resigned sigh and nodding.

"Wow, look at that." Vaggie smiled. "You got her to stop singing before she started and without kissing her."

At that izuku blushed and his hair burst into flames. "ITSNOTLIKETHAT!" He squeaked.

"Hey, no need for that." Charlie admonished them. "I'm Charlie. The other blonde is my Girlfriend Vaggie, the blushing green haired kid is Izuku, she is Momo and that, is Azazel." She finished painting to Azazel who was behind Cementos and taking notes.

The block headed man jumped in fright, clutching at his chest as his heart skipped a beat.

"Hi, I'm Azazel." The angel smiled nervously as she god behind her notebook. "I-i'm a fan of your architecture, my house in heaven is modeled after it. Can I have an autograph?" She asked holding out the notebook and her pen that Momo made for her before since she never got back the one that was confiscated.

"Uh, sure." The hero muttered in cautious confusion as he signed the book. With a squeal of joy it was snatched back and the angel held it to her chest while her face turned bright red and her halo wobbled.

"Off track." Nezu stated simply as he gestured to a table to the side. " All non clothing items there please."

"Oh, sure." Izuku stated as he turned out his pockets putting down his ticket, a few spare coins from Hell, a pencil, two notebooks, an eraser, a bobble head of Katie Killjoy that looked like it had been used for fireball practice and half a stick of gum before putting his suitcase of clothes on it too.

Vaggie just rolled her eyes and placed her suitcase and spear on the table, ignoring the shocked and horrified look her normally very vocal cousin was giving her. The blonde human was for once in his life, speechless.

Charlie simply put down her suitcase and trident before Vaggie cleared her throat. With a sigh the princess also put down her phone.

Momo cautiously put down the suitcase containing the lament configuration and using her quirk quickly made a roll of hazard tape and wrapped the box in it.

"And in there?" Nezu asked as he gestured to the now bright yellow case.

"A gateway to hell that will summon some of the nastiest pieces of work you'll never conceive or believe of being capable." Izuku stated solemnly. " We just got out of dealing with them earlier."

"I-if it is alright, may I share with someone for the foreseeable future?" Momo asked hesitantly.

"That would depend on whom you are asking about, I cannot allow you to share the room with a teacher after all." Nezu stated seriously.

"You can think with us." Charlie stated softly as she pulled Izuku and Vaggie to her side making both blush brightly at the close contact and what was being said.

"I mean no offense..." Momo trained off looking uncertain.

"Charls, she just had a run in with border demons, she doesn't need to bunk with the more powerful versions." Vaggie stated simply as she slung her arm over her girlfriend's shoulder while izuku tried to slink off. "Where do you think you're going?"

"T-to bed?" The green haired demon asked nervously, his face still beat red.

"We don't know which room the three of us are in." Vaggie grinned teasingly making Izuku faint due to a powerful blood nose.

"EEEEEEEEE!" Midnight squealed in joy. "Kinky demon threesome, can I join?!"

"NO SEX WITH FOR TEACHERS IN THE DORMS!" The old lady snapped as she ditched her cane at Midnight, hitting her in the head before bouncing back to the old lady's waiting hand.

[Elsewhere]

A low groan echoed through a small alleyway between a series of high rise apartments. A young girl with long hair limped out as they held their abdomen in pain, blood dripped from her mouth that did not belong to her. "I think the pervert is repeating on me... URK." A quick hunch behind a pile of trash bags and the sound of splattering and puking filled the air before she straightened back up, wiping away the blood and bile with the back of her hand. " Why did I go to hell? Surely father is just testing me...but what i did after to the one who killed me? Am I truly a monster? How long was I even gone, is it even the same night, why am I so hungry?" She muttered as she staggered along. "Who is Izu Kun?"

[Happy Hotel.]

Alister was confused as he looked about the empty room with a chair sitting empty in the middle. "Where the fuck did that nun I was brainwashing go?" The dim buzzing of a lightbulb was his only answer. "Fuck...I'm bored again."

End.