《Kiyopon Can't Communicate!》" Ayanokoji-kun.....I'm stuck."
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This event began on a certain day. Around 6 pm, a text message from the school informed the students that the entire dormitory wouldn't have water for quite a while , due to trouble with the water department.
Kiyopon was currently cooking a meal for himself without using any water. But as he was cooking, his phone began to ring.
Fortunately, he placed his phone on the counter next to him so he just had to grab it and check the caller.
it said.
Kiyopon narrowed his eyes at this. Horikita would generally text him rather than calling him so either this is serious or she's trying to develop a calling habit this time rather than texting to be more direct with him.
Kiyopon answered the call and turned on speaker mode.
She said in a weird tone.
" What....is it?" Kiyopon replied softly but loud enough for his voice to get through the call.
Kiyopon took a sip of his drinking water.
She asked.
" I'm cooking." Kiyopon replied.
She suddenly apologized and ended the call.
Kiyopon looked at his phone with a confused expression.
What? He was bewildered by Horikita's strange behaviour during the call. Her tone of voice seemed....frustrated and tired?
Kiyopon began to plate the food and placed the pan in the sink to wash when the water comes back.
" Itadakimasu...." he quietly said before picking up his utensils until his phone began ringing once more.
Kiyopon stood up and saw the same caller ID. He quickly answered it.
" Horikita?" He said.
She said.
But suddenly, metallic thunk! came from Horikita's end which made Kiyopon slightly worried.
" What's that?" He asked.
She requested.
Kiyopon decided to not question it for now and agreed to answer whatever question she had for him.
she began.
Kiyopon tilted his head in question of where in the world this conversation was going...
She added the last trait slowly before continuing,
" I suppose so, but...in most cases, turtles can extend their necks and use their legs to flip over. The only turtles that absolutely can't right themselves are giant tortoises and sea turtles." Kiyopon replied, clearly not understanding the meaning behind Horikita's words.
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Horikita fell silent in the call which made Kiyopon confused.
" Horikita?" He checked if she was still there.
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She said in an amused tone.
" Huh?"
she said.
What implication? He wondered to himself.
she said in an embarassed tone.
" Your....room?" Kiyopon suddenly began getting nervous about where this was heading.
Was she going to prank him in her room?
Hit him?
Get revenge for something he doesn't remember deserving of revenge?
A thousand scenarios ran through his head at this very moment.
She added.
" Sure...." Kiyopon softly agreed.
And then the call ended.
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Kiyopon managed to reach Horikita's room undetected while holding a container full of the food he had just made.
Kiyopon knocked on the door but there was no response.
" Horikita?" He called but there was still no response.
Kiyopon tried opening the door and to his suprise, it wasn't locked.
" I'm...coming in." He announced before walking inside her room.
He had been here a couple of times. Horikita's room was a one-bedroom and kitchen model. Kiyopon glanced around and noticed that Horikita didn't buy much decorations like usual.
The bedroom door was locked. Kiyopon didn't see Horikita in the hallway or kitchen so he assumed she was in there.
" ....You're here now?" Horikita's voice says behind the door.
" Yeah." Kiyopon replied.
It was silent now before Kiyopon heard some shuffling in the bedroom and that same mentallic sound that he had heard during their call.
The shuffling stopped and Horikita spokr once more, albeit in that same embarassed tone.
" Okay....you can open the door." She said.
" Okay...?"
Kiyopon slowly opened the door and he was greeted with the sight of Horikita's back faced towards him.
" Horikita?" Kiyopon softly called in confusion.
" ....Whatever you're going to see in the next few seconds.....promise me you won't laugh." She spoke softly.
" ....I promise?" His response sounded more like a question but Horikita accepted it anyways.
She took a deep breath before turning towards him and revealing the very reason she wanted him to come to her room.
Kiyopon's eyes widened in shock.
Horikita was currently holding a ball gag in one hand and a strap on dildo on the other. Her pupils turned to hearts, her face red and her breaths ragged.
she said in a desperate tone.
Nahhh, just kidding.
This is a wholesome fic!
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There will be no pegging!
Ya'll wouldn't ACTUALLY want Kiyopon to be pegged by Horikita or other girls....right?
Anyway, snapping back to reality....
Kiyopon stared at Horikta's right hand.....which was......trapped....in a water bottle......
His eyes then stared back into Horikita's. She was red due to embarassment.
Without a word, Kiyopon shut the door, leaving Horikita confused.
' Huh?' She thought to herself in suprise.
' Why did he....' her thoughts trailed off as she walked towards the door with the intention to open it.
But when she did open it, she immediately saw Kiyopon covering his mouth, trying to supress his laughter while his body shook due to the pressure.
" Pfft.....pffffft!" He tried to breathe slowly but that clearly wasn't working.
Horikita stared at him with dead eyes.
"A y a n o k o j i - k u n." She called him in a flat tone which immediately ceased Kiyopon's laughter.
He regains his composure and looks at Horikita with a blank look.
But Horikita glared at him silently.
Kiyopon placed the food container on Horikita's counter before taking out his notebook to write....
It said.
" Yes....you didn't. But you were going to." She responded flatly.
He wrote his response.
He reasoned.
" Cute huh....." she muttered but then Kiyopon decided to add one more thing.
cuteit said.
Horikita blushed and averted her eyes.
"....Do you disagree?" She said.
But then, Horikita insantly blushed even more and tried to take back her words.
" W-Wait! That's not the-"
But Kiyopon already showed his notebook.
It said.
Horikita fell silent, her mouth closed to a thin line.
" I-I see...." was all she could reply.
His answer definitely bothered her without a doubt. It hurt her a bit.
" Well...anyway-" but before she could change the subject, Kiyopon interrupted her once more.
" Horikita is definitely smart,talented and cute....but it was still lacking something, that's why didn't agree." Kiyopon spoke.
" What...?"
" Horikita is also . If you're gonna compliment yourself next time, then please do it right." He said.
Silence ensued.
" Eh?" She uttered.
" EHHH?!" her face turned the brightest red as her heart beat quickened.
Swish! She swung her bottled hand towards Kiyopon but he quickly dodged that and stared at her with a bewildered look.
" D-D-DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IN A MOMENT LIKE THIS!" She yelled.
' You almost gave me a heart attack , Ayanokoji-kun.....I thought I was used to your flirty lines but.....ugh....you got me....again....' she fumed in her thoughts.
Kiyopon only gave a small teasing smile towards her in response to her sudden attack.
Perhaps he was playing with the devil, but he didn't care about that.
" Anyway.....can you please help me now? It's uncomfortable being stuck like this...." she said after regaining her composure.
Kiyopon nodded and proceeded to grab the water bottle.
" Okay...3.....2.....1...pull!" Horikita said and they both pulled in opposite directions to try and free Horikita's hand.
" Ugh...." she made a sound of disappointment as they both stopped. Kiyopon was suprised by the strength of this water bottle.
Kiyopon looked towards her with a questioning gaze.
Horikita already knew what Kiyopon wanted to ask just by the look on his face. She sighed before explaining how this had happened.
" I was washing my water bottle....my hand was in the bottle but then suddenly the water stopped and my hand got stuck........." she said.
Kiyopon nodded, still suprised about this situation and still quite amused by it at the same time.
They kept trying to free Horikita for around 30 minutes but their effort didn't bear fruit.
Horikta seemed tired by this situation while Kiyopon was getting irked deep down but refused to show it.
Suddenly, a rumbling noise came from Horikita. She immediately blushed and tried to cover her stomach with one hand.
" Ugh....I'm being utterly humiliated one way after another...." she sulked.
Kiyopon writes in his notebook.
It said.
Horikita meekly nodded.
That made more sense now. Kiyopon wasn't the best cook and Horikita would much prefer to eat the food she cooks herself and when possible, would convince Kiyopon to do the same.
So it was quite unnatural for her to be asking for food....
Kiyopon patted her head.
" Let's eat then." He said. " Besides, you look tired and you're hungry. We can try again after dinner."
" Okay...."
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