[In the Imp office, Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Tossing a body away with the Trident.] Those bastards think they had a chance against us, [Curb stomping the Lumberjacks body.] AS IF!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

[Yells] I'm still so jazzed up!

Well you better stay jazzed, [Tossing you your chainsaw.] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Sorry Blitz, Going out tonight. Something Important came up.

And sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the lust ring, we got close to it that one time but we actually never went inside.

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

[gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

It's worth it honestly, Asmodeus is a good host and the entertainment is pretty good. ]

Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

[groans] Ugh, can you two not?

I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Uh huh!

Just us.

Mhm!

Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs the two tightly] See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Sometimes I wonder what he thinks.

Not a lot

Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound.]

Animals... I like it.

So where you are heading?

Ozzie's funnily enough, Asmodeus wanted me to be here tonight, so this is just one big coincidence.

Don't do anything Blitz would do.

As if, I'm going to try to keep my distance. Mox and Mils deserve this, I'm just what I need to do.

I'll see you later then, [Kissing your cheek] Don't get hurt, alright?

Promise I won't do anything dumb.

Good boy~

That made me very uncomfortable yet intrigued...

[Leaving work you headed back home for a couple of hours, when the time struck you went on your trip to Lust, taking the scenic route. The Hellivator]

Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

[Fixing the pins on your jacket.] This shit never sits right...

[You noticed Moxxie fixing his bowtie, Millie walks next to him. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.]

(voicemail) Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.

Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.

Y/n: [Sneaking up behind Blitzo] Is it really that important?

Blitzo: [Dropping his phone] FUCK!

[Noticing Millie turning her head, you did the only rational thing you could do. You grabbed Blitzo's head and kissed him on the lips, at first he recoiled, but he quickly warmed up to it, letting his tongue roam around. You had to admit he was pretty good. Millie turns back around knowing your presence but didn't mention anything to Moxxie.]

[Blushing] F-Fuck you are good....

You're not bad yourself honestly...Why are you doing this?

Blitzo: Doing what?

Y/n: Stalking them, this is their special night and here you are trying to 3rd wheel it.

Blitzo: Aren't you doing the same? I don't see a reason for you to be going to Ozzie's conveniently when they go, HMMMMM!?!

Y/n: Asmodeus personally called me to come, that's what I meant earlier when I had somewhere to be.

Blitzo: Bullshit.

Y/n: Honest, he wants me there tonight.

Hours later you finally made it to the front of Ozzie's. Moxxie and Millie walk inside the building. Blitzo attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer, pulls him aside.]

Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?

Oh, yeah. I'm with those two.

This club is for couples only.

It's what?

No date, no reservation, no entry.

[Blitzo looks up and down at Jesse, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date, instead.]

...Y-you know, [bats eyes] you have really nice eyes, daddy?

[He gets thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. Blitzo pops up out of the trash.]

You fucking prude! [Flips him off behind his back]

[You approached the bouncer, he gives a simple nod and you pat him on the back.]

Y/n: Good to see you again Jesse.

Jesse: Right back at you Y/n, enjoy your night.

[Blitzo is shocked by the fact you walked in alone, On a different side of hell, Stolas pours milk into his cereal. He groans as it shows him sitting at an empty table. He carries his bowl to a couch and covers himself with a blanket. Stolas turns on the TV to "Hell-a-Novela" and slumps down.]

Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?

That's a mood, Gabriella. [eats a spoonful of cereal]

[The telephone rings. Smoke comes out and says "Blitzy is calling". Stolas realizes and slightly chokes but then scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process.]

Helloo? Hello, Blitzy?

Stolas, heyyy. You-uh, shit... you busy tonight?

Umm, why do you ask?

I was wondering if you... wanna come with me to a club tonight?

Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy? [blushing and his pupils turn into hearts]

I-yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to lust?

I can be ready in twenty!

Alright, fantastic. See you soon.

I'll see you, Blitzy~

[Stolas pulls out an outfit, then puts on eyeliner. He turns around and puts on blush. Blitzo paces back and forth on a street.]

Come on, come on, come on...

[Stolas arrives and steps through a glowing portal behind Blitzo.]

Oh, Blitzy. I'm here~

[A spotlight appears on Blitzo.]

Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?

*chuckles as he fixes his suit* W-well, I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all.

[They both walk off together, holding hands.]

Oh yeah, I guess this is, huh.

You, again? Beat it, shithea-

Ahem, do we have a problem?

...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness. Uh, please go right in.

[Blitzo pops out behind the curtain and flips off the bouncer before going inside.]

[Making through crowds of lovers, you spotted Verosika seated at the bar.]

Hey Verosika, how've you been?

Finally a face I can tolerate, everything is alright. Work, drink, sleep, that's all I do.

Try calling me when your free, I can probably figure something out.

Hopefully soon enough, right now I'm performing tonight then going straight to bed, I'm way too fucking tired right now.

Take a break lady, from all the shit you've been producing, you at least deserve a year of break. Maybe the crew needs a break to.

Your right honestly, I just want to get this out of the way.

That's fine... heads up, Blitzo's here.

Of course he is, Thanks for the info.

No problem, no if you excuse me, I'm going to find a decent spot to sit at.

You do that, I'm staying here.

[While you looked for a spot to sit at Blitzo and Stolas enter Ozzie's and find a table.]

[gasps] Oh, MY! Oh, no. No, but, yes! Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?

[pulls out a pair of binoculars] Oh, it just sounded like- I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know? *spots his employees* Gotcha!

Oh, Blitzo. What are you looking at?

[without looking at him] I'm looking at nothing; how about that?

[A waitress named Crane comes over to their table.]

Can I get you two off- I mean, start you two off with some drinks?

Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzo? Or perhaps some champagne?

[still not facing him] Yeah, whatever.

[nervously chuckles] Well, perhaps all three. Why not? So, Blitzo, how was your day?

[finally looks at Stolas] Huh? Oh, good I guess. We killed a bunch of beardos

THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?

How? I-I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I-bullets.

Right, right... so, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?

Uhhhh...

[Music starts playing and several dancers descend from the ceiling.]

(voiceover) Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! [descends from the center stage] Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!

Wait is Asmodeus here?

Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM! [hides behind a menu]

I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, [rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm] ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!

[Verosika appears at the bar and quickly shoves Wally Wackford aside as the latter hands her a drink. Verosika then poses during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her.]

: But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo land.

[Audience laughs.]

: Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!

[Both Stolas and Blitzo look away.]

: That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean. [giggles maniacally]

Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!

[pulls out hidden mic] Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me. [back to the audience] So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever.

[The audience applauds, as Moxxie gets up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek. Fizzarolli moves from his spot to another, as Moxxie takes the stage.]

[To yourself] Lets see where this goes.

Hello, everyone -- [feedback from the microphone] Oh! [clears throat] Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play.

Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and, uh, SING, boy! I say, I say--

This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary.

[Millie has a happy look on her face. You lit a cigarette, sitting in your own little lounge.]

: I love you Millie. [starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song]

♫I love you. ♫

♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫

♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫

♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫

[During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face. Millie is just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli looks at Asmodeus hidden in the shadows with a smug look].

♫You make my spirit sing♫

♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫

♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫

♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫

♫Over my heart♫

[The smoke machines activates, hitting Millie directly. The room is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Moxxie and Millie.]

♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫

♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫

♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫

[Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.]

[Leaning up from your seat] What the fuck are those two doing?

♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫

♫Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫

♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫

♫Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫

♫Give me a thrust! ♫

[Fizzarolli makes trumpet sounds]

♫Show me some lust! ♫

[Fizzarolli trumpets, again.]

♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫

[vocalizing, again] Trumpet! Hah!

♫Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade♫

♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫

♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫

♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫

♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫

♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫

♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫

♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫

♫So, give me a thrust♫

♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫

♫From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must♫

♫In the House of Asmodeus♫

♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫

[Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him]

♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫

♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫

♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫

♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫

[Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.]

♫I want to...♫

Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

♫Make gentle love to you♫

[Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave.]

Ugh!

♫What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe♫

♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫

[The audience make fun of Moxxie, until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up.]

Hey, now. I've watched those two pork many times.

Y/n: This is going to be a fucking mess at the work place... [You just watched Blitzo, the punched the wall next you. The wall nearly shatters.]

[Moxxie is surprised to find Blitzo here.]

What?! Blitzo?!

And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting.

[Moxxie has a disgusted look on his face. Fizzarolli pops in]

♫Is that Blitz-o? So, you're showing your face?!♫

♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫

♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫

♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫

[Verosika appears behind the two with the spotlight on her.]

Oh, Blitz-o?

♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫

*annoyed* Oh, Verosika, here.

♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫

♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫

♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫

♫A selfish imp in the sheets♫

[Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall.]

♫And just as bad in the streets♫

♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫

♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a demon prince?♫

[Fizzarolli gets a closer look at Stolas.]

♫Stolas, is that you?♫

: Are you sleepin' with an Imp?!

: ♫Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫

That fucking asshole...HE'S OUTTING STOLAS!