《Helluva Harem》Everyone Wants To Rule The World
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Angel: Hell, I fucking needed that.
Y/n: Yeah, shower felt nice.
Angel: Yeah, maybe you should use the hot water more often.
Y/n: Nah
Angel Dust rolls his eyes then walks towards the window.
Angel: Hey the skies normal again.
Y/n: Does that mean the storm is finally over?
Angel: Yeah. Which means I have to go.
Y/n: Damn, right when things were getting interesting.
Angel:[Putting his hand in your face] You're missing me already.
Y/n:[Hugging him closer to you] Maybe...
You kissed Angel Dust. It's was short and sweet. Katie Killjoy looks at you both in disgust.
Katie: Ugh, Can you cut that shit out. I don't want YOU people anywhere near me.
Y/n:[Smirking] You're just jealous.
Katie: Jealous? Jealous of what?
Y/n: Jealous that people love me and no one wants you as a date.
Katie: WHAT!?! PEOPLE LOVE ME!
Y/n: You say that but when was the last time you went out with somebody, as in for fun and not just for work.
Katie: I'LL HAVE YOU THAT... um... That I hav- DAMN IT!
Y/n: My point exactly.
Katie: WHATEVER! Like it matters anyways if I don't date or not. I'll have you know I'd make a great girlfriend/wife.
Y/n: I'll believe it when I see it.
Katie: Ugh. Can't fucking believe this shit.
Y/n: I can.
Angel: Oof, nice burn.
Katie then storms off, leaving your apartment.
Y/n: Well that's that.
Cherri:[Groggy] Hey guys. What did I miss.
Y/n: Nothing much, storms let up. Y'all can leave.
Cherri: Tight. C'mon Angie let's get out of here, I got some shit to do.
Angel: Fine, Bye Y/n. Love you~.
Y/n:[Hugging angel] love you to.
Angel Dust gives you one last kiss before heading out your apartment. Cherri looks at you then gives an approving nod, then leaves. Your finally left alone. You made your way to the couch and sat down. You then notice a small sheet of paper on your table you opened it. It contains a phone number and an explanation.
it reads.
"Here's my number. Channel 666 caught wind of your little escapade and wants to interview you and see if you can become Hell's next overlord.
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KATIE KILLJOY."
You stared at the number debating if you should even bother calling. You grabbed your phone and dialed the number. The phone rang for a couple of seconds until a familiar voice picked up.
Katie: Katie Killjoy speaking, who is this?
Y/n: The guy who saved your ass.
Katie: Oh you. You're calling to set up the interview I presume.
Y/n: Yeah.
Katie: I'll start making some phone calls then, we can get it set up for today. You have any time you would prefer to show up at.
Y/n: Anytime.
Katie: That's perfect, I'll send you text when your interview is set up. By the way come alone, I don't want that friend of yours showing up.
Y/n: Sure, whatever.
The phone then goes silent, You decide to text Octavia.
Y/n:
Octavia:
Y/n:
Octavia:
Y/n:
Octavia:
Y/n:
Octavia:
Y/n:
You smile at your phone. You loved it when Octavia visits you. She always has something interesting to talk about, and even if she doesn't you enjoy her company.
You then went to your bedroom looking into the mirror you set up. The biomass shifts around your body, giving an outfit you thought was decent. A black tank top with baphomet in a business suit on the back, It reads "Trust no suits". You also had a pair of black skinny jeans, and a pair of combat boots.
You then went the kitchen and grabbed a bowl of cereal. It was some generic cereal, the mascot was some sort of bunny demon. Claiming that the cereal was only for kids. The taste had a battery acid taste with a mix of vomit. It tasted good.
Your phone buzzed, it was a message from Killjoy.
Katie:
Y/n:
You looked at the time, it reads 8:30. Octavia she be here by 9. You finished up eating and watched videos on your phone. After 30 minutes Octavia knocks on the door, and you let her in.
Octavia: Hey.
Y/n:[Hugging her] Hey.
Octavia: [Hugging you back] I missed you, you barely talked to me this month.
Y/n: I'm sorry, I've just been really busy with work and other people get to me first before I get to you.
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Octavia:[Smirking] You better make it up to me.
Y/n: I will. Just need to figure what's a good way to make it up.
Octavia: You can start by kissing me...
Y/n: Eager aren't we.
Octavia:[Blushing] Shut up.
You then carried Octavia and kiss her, she wraps her hands around her neck and kisses you deeper. Her tongue roams around in your mouth, investigating every nook and cranny. She moans in pleasure and you groan. You then broke the kiss.
Y/n: Hey, we have to be at the station by 10.
Octavia: Let's get going then, before I make you stay here... With me... Alone.
Y/n: I would honestly prefer that, but I wanna see what hell thinks of me.
Octavia: I think they'll like you, of course not the way I like you.
Y/n: Heh, yeah. Let's go.
You left your apartment and headed straight to the parking garage. The both of you entered the car, and drove straight for the Station.
Arriving at the news station, you looked at its exterior. Nothing really special besides from the news station loga being displayed in neon. You entered the building, Octavia holds your hand as you explored the building. You reached the front desk and told the receptionist you had an interview at 10. She grabs the phone, talking to someone for a couple of seconds. She then presses a button that unlocks a door and motions you to go past there. You entered what seemed to be the backstage area of the studio set, you see Katie Killjoy sipping on a coffee. She then notices Octavia.
Katie: OH! Your Highness what are you doing here?
Octavia: Just hanging out with my boyfriend. He wanted me to come with him for his interview.
Katie:[With an evil grin] Girlfriend you say... You know, I saw him kissing up and sleeping with that porn star Angel Dust. He even claimed he was his boyfriend.
Octavia: Huh, interesting.[Looks over to you] So tell me Y/n. Is this true?
Y/n:[Calmly] Yup.
Octavia:[Smiling] Fucking finally. Angel has been trying to ask you to be his boyfriend for a month now, he keeps asking me for advice about what you like and how he should approach the whole topic.
Y/n: Really?
Octavia: Yeah. Good for him finally growing a pair.
Katie Killjoy looks at the both of you confused.
Katie: Y-you're not mad at him? He cheated on you with a FUCKING GAY PORNSTAR!
Y/n: HEY! I'll have you know that sometimes Angel does participate in straight pornography if he gets paid enough.
Katie: LIKE THAT MATTERS![looking to Octavia] Aren't you mad? Don't you just want to fucking kill him?
Octavia: Why would I be? If angel wants to be with him then it's fine. Besides Angel isn't the only other person he's with besides from me.
Katie: W-what do you mean.
Y/n: She means that I'm dating multiple people, it's one of this polyamory relationships.
Katie: So you're a man whore.
Y/n: You can put it like that, but I'm more interested in having my relationships being authentic and not just be a quick fuck.
Octavia: He gives everyone his attention, no one is left out.
Katie: Ugh, whatever. Get ready your on in 10 minutes.
Katie then leaves, you here the studio crew moving everywhere, trying to get everything set up.
Octavia: You ready?
Y/n: Probably, Just trying to figure out what I can say.
Octavia: Just be yourself. That's how you can get people to listen.
Y/n: I guess.
A imp then walks up to you asking you to follow him. You kissed Octavia for good luck then followed the Imp.
Imp: They're about to call you up. Get ready.
You listened to what Killjoy was saying, something about calling you irritating but being her saviour, she then calls out your name. You walked on stage hoping you're not going to be a huge fuck-up.
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