《Helluva Harem》Macabre
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You finally reached your apartment, and walked in. Cherri stares at you as if she'd seen a ghost.
Cherri: YOU'RE ALIVE!?! HOW!?! YOU WERE GONE FOR FOUR FUCKING HOURS!
Y/n: No need to yell Cherri, I took care of those freaks. Of course with a little help.[Showing the shifting biomass in your hand]
Cherri: Fucking bullshit, There's no way you killed a hell spawn.
Y/n: Oh I did, matter a fact I killed a shit ton of them.
Cherri sits down on the couch contemplating how you're even standing in front of her.
Cherri: I need a drink... You got any booze here?
Y/n: Check the fridge.
As Cherri gets up and goes to the kitchen Katie appears from the bathroom, her face all wet.
You stared at Katie and she stares back, before you could say anything Katie speaks up.
Katie: Don't ask why I was out there, I was grabbing something important.
Y/n: Wasn't going to. Just don't get caught with your pants down next time.
Katie: Noted, Thanks for saving my ass by the way. If it were anyone else I'd probably be dead.
Katie then lights a cigarette and sits down on your coach, she tries to act professional but she is clearly shaken up from what you are and what she just experienced.
Katie: So who are you anyways? How do you know Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust? And what exactly are you?
Y/n: One, my name is Y/n. Two, I met Angel at the mall and Angel introduced me to Cherri. Three, I'm a sinner. Just like everyone else.
Katie: You're no regular sinner.
Y/n: Clearly.
Katie stays silent for a couple a minutes, clearly something is ticking her off. You decide to ignore it and walk into the kitchen to grab some pizza. That's when Katie yells out.
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Katie: ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME FOR SOMETHING YET! STOP MAKING ME WAIT AND LETS GET IT OVER WITH!
Y/n: What?
Katie: Oh come on you can't be that fucking dense. Aren't you gonna ask me to fuck or suck you off?
Y/n:[With a mouth full of pizza] No, why would I.
Katie: BECAUSE IM KATIE FUCKING KILLJOY! People wish they could fuck me.
Y/n: I don't.
Katie: So what you're telling me is that you don't want to fuck as a reward for saving me.
Y/n: Yup.
Katie: Not even a quickie or a BJ
Y/n: Nope
Katie: So you saved me just to save me.
Y/n: Yeah, look lady I'm not looking for any sort of reward. I just saved you 'cause I felt like it. And being honest I don't watch the news often, but everytime I watch you're just really fucking spiteful. So stay quiet or start talking nice. And it's not like you're ugly or anything, I have to admit you're pretty beautiful. It's just that I don't even know a single thing about you except the times I hear you berate trench. So it just makes you look like one hateful mother fucker.
Katie: Not my coworkers are incompetent. I do this shit every day, in and out. Eventually you just get tired of it.
Y/n: Doesn't mean you to be a bitch about it. Besides your homophobic remarks are a huge turn off.
Katie: Fuck you.
Y/n: You wish.
Katie blushes and gets angry. She tries to say something but couldn't think of anything, so she shuts herself up.
Y/n: If you need anything, help yourself. Im gonna lay down now.
Katie: Whatever.
You made your way to the bedroom. You see Angel Dust watching TV. He scooted over and patted the spot next to him. You laid down.
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Angel: Cherri told me what you did, what were you thinking?
Y/n: I don't know, just felt like helping her, even if I don't like her that much.
Angel: Well at least your here, you wanna watch something?
Y/n: I'll watch for a few minutes. I just want to sleep and I'm slowly fading in and out of being awake and sleeping.
Angel: I'll try to find something interesting.
You watched Angel Dust flip through a bunch of channels, nothing really catching your interest. Angel eventually settles on a channel that only plays music. A soothing jazz plays.
Y/n: I thought you were trying to keep me awake...
Angel: Nothing good was on, I'll just let you rest.
Y/n: Thanks.
You closed your eyes, Angel wraps his hands around you. His fur was warm and soothing, the jazz had just the right tone, and the rain was perfect. Despite all of the trouble you went through to save Killjoy, Angel is by you, to reward you for being a hero. You loved this sensation of accomplishment. As your senses started to fade away you dreamt of your own little safe space. It was a sewer, overgrown with alien like plants, old ancient city all run down and broken, and at the center of it all, a circular pond. It was deep, but your able to stand on it. You listened to the echo of water droplets, and the sound of wind. Your own footsteps splashing the water. It was calming, and it gave you a sense of horrors beyond comprehension and safety. You loved it. Your final sense finally fading away, you had finally fallen asleep. Angel Dust gives you a kiss on the cheek and cuddles closer to you. The Storm, no sign of letting up, rages on. The apartment goes silent, everyone either doing something or just asleep. What an interesting day.
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