As you exit the elevator and walk into the lobby of the office building you see a door with a note on it saying "Meeting in Progress :)", You walked in without hesitation, and you see Blitzo with his hands up in a karate pose. He then puts his hands down realizing it's you.

Blitzo: Fucking Hell Y/n, Knock next time.

Y/n: Sorry sir, I didn't want to interrupt anything.

Blitzo: Just take a seat anywhere, the meeting is about to start.

You moved over to open sit next Loona, as you walked up to her you elbowed her and she smirks and elbows you back.

As you sit down Blitzo walks by a whiteboard and begins to lecture the employees.

Blitzo: Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here.....[looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Ooh, what about a billboard?

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, You, and Blitzo eating popcorn.

Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir--

Blitzo: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Y/n: Kinda seems like a dick Move Moxxie, Crushing a mans dreams like that.

Loona: [Snickers.]

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I-- What?

Millie: I thought I knew you. [Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie rolls his eyes affectionately.]

Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie, [holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it] after I made you employee of the month!

Moxxie: Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not-- [points at Millie] Do not agree with him in front of me!

Blitzo: Well that concludes our meeting , Mox, Millie, You're with me today, Y/n I know earlier this morning I said you had a hit today but the client bailed last minute so you get to stay with Loona.

Y/n: Fine with me.

Blitzo creates a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal. You watched the portal close and just like that the building falls silent besides from the busy city streets.

Loona:[Looking up from her phone] So Y/n, Did you get lost on your way here? You were barely on time.

Y/n: I took a detour and found a music, nothing really to crazy.

Loona: And what's with the bag, you stole it of someone? Must've been something you really wanted

Y/n: No, nothing like that. It was a gift from someone, nothing special.

Loona grabs the bag and looks inside to see it's contents

Loona: You sure this isn't special,[holding CD case] this is human made shit, how'd you get hands on this?

Y/n:[Shrugging] Like I said, it was a gift from someone.

Loona then grabs the receipt from the bag, reading the price for the CD until something caught her eye, a phone number.

Loona: Hey Y/n.

Y/n: Yeah Loona

Loona: What happens if I call this number, is this the person who gave you this stuff?.

Y/n: Yeah, Don't worry though she's cool

Loona did not like the fact you said "She". Loona looked pissed over the fact a girl gave you her number, Maybe it was jealousy or maybe it was to protect you, you can't really tell what she's feeling.

Loona: Well I'm face timing the number, I wanna see who this "Octavia" is

Loona dials the numbers onto her keypad and waits, the ringing goes on for a bit until Octavia picks up, her face on Loona's phone, Loona surprised by the familiar face

Loona: Octavia!?!

Octavia: Loona! [smiling and bringing the camera closer to her face] Long time no see!

Loona looks at you, then back to Octavia, then back to you, then back to Octavia, and finally puts 2 and 2 together, The Octavia on the receipt is the same Octavia she's known for a couple of years, She kind of regrets being jealous in first place.

Loona:[Smiling] Well Shit Octavia how've you been?

Octavia: Same old same old, Hey is Y/n there? I'm assuming you both know each other since you guys both work in same building

Loona then hands the phone to you, Octavia looking happy waves to you, you wave back.

A Couple Hours Pass While talking with Loona and Octavia, Nothing of real importance you just explained to Loona what happened before you showed up to work, cutting out what T-Bone said about you and the princess. Eventually Octavia had to hang up leaving you and Loona alone in silence, but not for long.

Then a Portal Opens up in the office. Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie coming out holding a human child. Moxxie looks like he's done something terrible, and Blitzo Sets down the unconscious Child on a table with a heart monitor.

Y/n: What the fucked happened?

Blitzo: Moxxie Fucked up his shot and shot a kid, we tried saving him so Moxxie wouldn't feel so bad but those fuckers saving him asked for something called "insurance", so we kidnapped him instead.

Y/n: That makes little to no sense, why didn't you just leave him?

Blitzo: Were Demons Y/n not monsters.

Millie and Moxxie went back to their seats, Mille petting Moxxie's head trying to make him feel better.

Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.

Loona: Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!

Y/n: Nice save.

Moxxie: I wasn't trying to save my... DAMN IT!

Blitzo: Hey, now, we don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?! [hugs and nuzzles Loona, who appears to strongly dislike his affection] She didn't do anything wrong.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!

cut to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

Loona: Hello, I.M.P.

Millie: [On phone] Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--

Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation. Next, Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.

Blitzo: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.

Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?

Blitzo: I... Oh...

Loona: [snatches the present and throws it on the floor] THEN I DON'T WANT IT!!

Y/n: So that's how you know what syphilis taste like?

Loona: Yeah, It's nothing life ruining but it's a bitch when you bring up in a conversation.

Y/n: You Know I have some info on how to treat syphilis.

Loona: [Grabbing your shoulders] Really! How!

Y/n: Penicillin G benzathine is the preferred antibiotic treatment for syphilis but some people use Doxycycline. Doxycycline can treat and prevent infections and is in pill form while Penicillin G benzathine is a injection, It works by killing bacteria that cause infections.

Loona:[Smiling at you] How do you even know this shit Y/n, don't tell me you had syphilis before?

Y/n: Nah nothing like that. When I was younger I wanted to be a doctor so I went out of my way to study some diseases and their treatments, Kind of convenient here isn't it [Jabbing Loona with your elbow]

Loona blushes and laughs at your final comment, She then grabs one of your hands.

Loona: Promise me something. When were in the human world you have to get me the peni-whatever stuff.

Y/n: [Squeezing her hand a little tighter] Sure i'll help you, and hey maybe we can find some other treasures.

You both laugh, Loona letting go of your hand but not breaking eye contact. She gives you a nod and you nod back forming a silent pact.

Blitzo: Hey! Y/n stop ruining my flashbacks.

Y/n: Sorry sir, you can carry on.

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video. Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

Moxxie: Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: No.

Moxxie: Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?

Loona: C'mon... You know why.

The next flashback shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.

Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!

Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad, which for some reason is in liquid form.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: [stops drinking] I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: [drops the box on the floor] You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some [kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room] fucking steam!

Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street.

Loona: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Loona runs up to a demon lady passing by, pushing her baby in a stroller. She kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief. The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.

Loona: Blitzo, that clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.

Blitzo: [throws his cup of water on the floor] Oh, GOD, it was ONE TIME! [crosses arms] If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.

Moxxie: [stares in stunned silence] ...You what?

Flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.

Blitzo: [to himself] Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!

Blitzo reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

Blitzo: Oh- Oh, SHIT!

Blitzo lands in a cake that Stolas' wife Stella and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

Blitzo: [to Stella] Sorry, I fucked your husband.

The scene changes back to Loona at her desk.

Loona: BLIIIITZO!

Blitzo: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!

[The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.]

Blitzo: Soooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?

Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!

Blitzo: Doesn't it?

Stolas: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~

Blitzo: Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense.

Stolas: [through phone] You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?

Blitzo: [pulls his phone away and talks to himself] Oh, god-fuckin'-damnit.

Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours... **** your ***** and lick all of your *****, before taking out your *****, and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ********** like a FUCKING baby--!

Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, hangs up. He breaks his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

Blitzo: Eat this!

Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture.

Blitzo: And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?

Loona: Yeah?

Blitzo: Shit off it!

The flashback ends, and Blitzo is standing by Loona.

Blitzo: Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.

Loona looks up from her phone and smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.

Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.

Blitzo: That is offensive! Without homeless people, [walks over to window and raises blinds] I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A female demon is on her cellphone and ignores the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?

Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Moxxie: Excuse me... WHAT?!

A flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure, sweetie.

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.

Blitzo: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!

Millie: [giggles]

Moxxie: What's funny, honey?

Blitzo: Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Later that evening, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

Blitzo: Whatcha dreamin' about?

Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.

The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.

Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!

Blitzo: [shrugs] I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?

Moxxie: [eye twitches in anger] No!

Loona: [snickers]

Blitzo: You a baby-wiener-haver?

Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally [stands up from his chair] INAPPROPRIATE!

Millie: [lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder] Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

Moxxie: I AM CALM!! [Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo]

Millie: [comforting Moxxie] Shh-shh-shh. There, there.

Blitzo: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff [motions his hands to imply sexual activity] you do outside work hours, so don't... judge... me!

Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!

Millie: Mox, he's our boss!

Blitzo: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive... retarded.

Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Blitzo: [leans towards Moxxie] It actually does.

Loona: The only reason you have a wife [looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie] is because you're easy to manage!

Millie: [slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger] No he's not, you bitch! [flips Loona the double bird]

Loona: [growls at Millie]

Blitzo: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!

Loona: [snaps her jaws at Millie] Yes, I am!

Eddie: You guys are all fucking assholes.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, You, and Loona look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

Blitzo: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!

Moxxie: Ugh, this company is such a mess!

Blitzo: Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit.

Loona: Nobody was talking about that!

Blitzo: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?

Eddie: [points at Blitzo] It's been a literal hell [detaches the tubes of the heart monitor] having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now I want that. I want death! [once again points at Blitzo] You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're suppose to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very--

Eddie: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!

Eddie: [laughs] That's your husband?!

Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.

Eddie: [Pointing at you] And You're a useless hack, You been watching the people these people argue for the past few minutes and practically said nothing. The only thing you have done so far of significance was make goo-goo eyes at that fucking wolf, YOU'RE A FUCKING FURRY!

Y/n:[Embarrassed] I'm not making goo-goo eyes at my buddy here, I just met her a day ago.

Eddie:[Smirking] Yeah sure, whatever you say you filthy degenerate.

Y/n: [Gets up from chair] That's it, I'm punching a child

Loona: [Grabbing your hand] Don't bother, its just a waste of time and energy.

Y/n: [Sitting back down] I think its a perfect waste of time and energy, but fine I'll restrain myself.

Eddie: [Points at Loona] And you!

Loona: What? What about me?

Eddie: Nothing. [crosses arms] I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Eddie with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

Blitzo: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

Moxxie: [whispering] Yeah, after all. He's kind of a piece of shit.

Loona receives a text message.

Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all!

Blitzo: Who?

Loona: [points at Eddie] Him.

Eddie: Me?

Loona: Yup.

Blitzo: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

Loona: That's what they're sayin'.

Blitzo: ...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God. Y/n would you like to do the honors.

Y/n: [Slamming fist to palm] Gladly.

Eddie: Uh oh...

As soon as Eddie finished his sentence you leaped off your chair and grabbed Eddie by the throat.

Eddie:[Recoiling in fear] Please dont hurt me!!!