《the black phone preferences》𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄
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[ EMOTIONAL/CLINGY ]
- he gets emotional when drunk because he feels like he's becoming his dad
- he rarely ever gets drunk and feels bad when he does
- you, being the best girlfriend you are, reassure him
- "finney, baby, you're nothing like your dad.."
- "b-but i am!"
- "no, no, you're not, i promise..."
- he sobs like crazy
- gets extra clingy and lays on you
- he kisses you anywhere he can reach
- which most of the time, its your shoulder
- you kiss his forehead and he eventually drifts off
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[ CONFUSED/CLINGY ]
- this boy is hella confused when drunk
- doesn't know whats going on
- like...even when you try to help him
- "w-who are yo-you?"
- "its y/n, your girlfriend..."
- "i HaVe a GiRLfRiEnD?!"
- just stands there, looking around in confusion
- you practically drag him to bed
- he processes the fact you're his girlfriend
- then clings onto you for the rest of the night
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[ AGGRESSIVE ]
- don't worry, when he's aggressive, he doesn't hurt you in any way
- but he does yell, maybe not at you
- but he does.
- he'd accidentally bash into the wall
- then proceeds to yell at it while you laugh at him
- then he'd yell at you for laughing
- thats if he can actually see you...
- he gets so drunk, his vision goes blurry
- you get so fed up, you make him sleep on the sofa
- he'd get mad at that but just held a grudge and slept there anyways
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