《WILD CHILD • Emmett Cullen》Girls and Gays
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"Any plans for today?" I ask Bella as we sit at the table for breakfast.
"I have a job interview." She mutters.
"Oh yea, where?"
"The uh sports store, Mike's dad like owns it so yea."
"Oh fun. Speaking of how are Mike and Jess?" Do I care no? Is it good to make her speak? Yes. "And how's Angie?"
"They're you know good."
"Actually Bella I do not in fact know. That's why I asked." I tease her. "Anywho I did a couple of tattoos this week."
"Yea I saw Conner's looks good."
"Thanks Bells." I smile at her. "If you ever want a tramp stamp I am your girl."
"Yea no thanks."
"Boo you whore."
"Don't quote mean girls to me." She says. "I'll see you later, I'm cooking dinner tonight." I watch as she walks out the door.
"Alright be safe, love you." I call after her. I sigh seeing she left me with the dishes like a bitch. Look at her from depressed to treating me like Cinderella.
"I'm entering you house now." Alex calls as she indeed enters my house. "And I come bearing Leah."
"Morning losers." I say looking back from doing the dishes. "Wheres Viv?"
"I'm here!" Viv calls as she burst into my house. "Girls day is now in motion!"
"Yes time for shitty movies and gossip!" Alex cheers as she come and starts pulling things out of my cabinets to bake. "Shame Conner can't come."
"Well he's off with Paul so at least we know he's having fun." Leah says sitting at the table. "Some of us know too much."
"Is sex really all they think about?" Vivian asks as she sits across from Leah.
"Yes." Leah tells her smirking. "Logan has some particularly lewd ones."
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"Who the fuck uses the word lewd?" I ask snorting. "Makes you sound old."
"I'm technically the oldest one here."
"That is true old lady head ass."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck me yourself you coward."
"Hey I'm over here baking for you. Because I love you and you try and seduce my girl. How do you sleep at night?" Alex asks hand over heart.
"With your girl. Duh." I tease. "Don't worry I'm not into short girls."
"I'm not that short. We're the same height." Leah argues.
"My point exactly darling."
"Bite me."
"Kinky."
"Not in the house please." Dad says as he walks into the kitchen, Leah looks up at me and we start laughing.
"Sorry Charlie we'll be kinky in the lawn next time." Leah says once she's done laughing.
"Don't make me tell your dad."
"Snitch!"
"Be quiet Leah." Dad says wacking her head with the newspaper. "And don't you laugh at her Celeste."
"I wasn't!" I defend throwing my hands in the air. "How can you accuse me of doing something like that?"
"Like this." Dad says and whacks me with the paper. "See easy."
"Traitor!"
"Shut up."
"That's mean chief." Alex says as dad goes to get his coffee.
"I'll hit you too. I'm sure you're parents wouldn't mind." Dad threatens with a smile.
"I'm good thanks." Alex says putting the cookies into the oven.
"The party's here!" Conner says as him and Paul walk in the house. "Morning chief."
"Oh goody more people." Dad says shaking his head. "Don't damage my house, or I'll arrest you all."
"You got it." I tell him. "Be careful."
"Yea yea." He says walking out of the house.
"I thought you guys weren't coming today?" Vivian says as Paul and Conner come sit in the kitchen.
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"Change of plans." Conner says shrugging. "Besides it's good to hang as a group again, plus the werewolves."
"True. I guess now it's a girls and gay day." Alex says laughing. "No? Okay."
"Can we order pizza?"
"It's 8 in the morning Pauly." I tell him. "I have frozen ones though."
"I'll take it." He says moving to go put it in the oven.
"Don't open the oven until the cookies are done." Alex tells him. "You'll ruin them and I'll beat you."
"Onyx tell her I can open the oven!"
"Sorry I can hear you." I tell him. "I'm against fighting in the morning."
"Bullshit." Vivian says. "Now I have face masks and a bottle of vodka."
"I have rum, and everything else to make pina coldas. Plus all the movies you can think of." I say standing and pulling the rum out of the fridge.
"Well then girls day has officially begun." Leah says.
"Don't forget the gays Leah!" Alex says pulling the cookies out the oven. "Now angry gay you can use the oven."
"Bite me." Paul says. "Alright now shots?"
"Shots."
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"What are we doing for Halloween?" Alex asks as we sit in the living room watching mean girls.
"I heard the Newton kids are throwing a rager." Vivian says, her head tilted back to keep the cucumbers on her eyes. "We should crash it."
"I meant are we actually dressing up?"
"Obviously. It's Halloween." I tell her. "I'm doing Raven from Teen Titans."
"Then Paul's doing beast boy and I'm doing Cyborg." Conners tells her.
"Oooo we should do Robin and Starfire." Leah tells Alex sitting up. "But then what about Vivian and Logan?"
"We're doing Superman and Wonder Women." Vivian tells us.
"So we just chose DC hero's then?" I ask them.
"Pretty much. I think Jared is doing Bat Man too." Paul tells me shrugging. "At least we'll be the hottest group out there."
"True."
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"What the hell?" Bella asks as she walks into the living room.
"Hi Bella." I say waving before going back to stacking another book onto the pile we started on a sleeping Leah. "How was the interview?"
"Uh it was fine. I got the job."
"Nice." Alex says raising her hand for a high-five, that Bella gave her. "Look at us all becoming productive members of society."
"Ignore her she's drunk." Vivian says holding a plate of cookies up to her. "Where you working?"
"The sport store." Bella tells her taking a cookie.
"Oh the Newton one?" Bella nods. "That good."
"Thanks. How's college?"
"Pain in the ass. Honestly I don't know what I was thinking." Vivian tells her. "But it could be worse. I could be a business major."
"Well at least now I know what not to major in." Bella says smiling. I shake my head at them and turn back to the pile on Leah.
"We need more stuff." Paul says. "I'm going to your room." I watch as he darts upstairs.
"She's gonna kill us." Conner whispers.
"Whose us? I had no part in this." Alex says.
"You should take them blame though she won't kill you."
"I would like to get laid tonight Conner so no thank you." Alex tells him.
"I'm gonna go cook dinner is everyone staying?"
"Yea I'll help." I tell her getting up. "Good luck Conner. So what are we cooking?"
"Mash and Chicken."
"Yes!" I shout and here a crash.
"You idiots!" Leah shouts.
"Run!" Conner yells.
"What an idiot." I mumble. "I'll do the potatoes."
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