Summery of the OneShot-

Remus had invited Patton to come bake with him and of course Patton agreed to help him

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Remus was kinda bored as he sat on the counter in the kitchen. He grabbed his phone out and then called Patton "hey Pat, you wanna come bake a cake with me?" Remus said as soon as Patton had answered the phone "oh! Sure!" He giggled a little bit though the phone "I'll be there soon Rem!" Patton said and Remus hummed a small reply to him and got off of the counter and waited for the usually bubbly father figure.

Patton ran over to where Remus was all excited, I mean he got to bake with someone! He never gets to do that very often unless he begs someone to do it with him

"Oh you made it!" Remus gasped all excited as well as he gave Patton an apron and had his own that said 'Say hello to my little friend' with an arrow pointing downward and near his crotch area while Pattons just said 'Bestest baker' with a cute little puppy on it.

"Thanks!" Patton smiled and put it on and then helped Remus grab some bowls and other stuff out and then lined everything in a neat line to use in order while the stuff Remus got out was kinda all over the place and definitely not as neat as pattons stuff was. Remus didn't bother making them look like pattons as he grabbed everything he needed to start the cake and dumped in a lot of everything.

Well, he was going to if Patton didn't stop him, which luckily he did "Rem ayou gotta have specific measurements other wise it's gonna like explode in the oven-" Patton said quietly

"What!? We can make it explode!? I wanna do that? Can we do that Pat!?" Remus asked his eyes basically sparkiling as he looked at Patton who stood their awkwardly

"We probably shouldn't do that" Patton giggled and booped his nose before he put in the right measurements and then gave the bowl to Remus so he could start to stir the mix. Remus took it and stirred it aggressively and some of it got onto Patton

Patton gasped a little bit causing Remus to look over at him and just start laughing as Patton sneakily grabbed some flower out of the bag and lightly slapped Remus, so he didn't hurt him but he got the powder onto him.

Remus laughed and then grabbed an egg and cracked it over the male's head. Patton grabbed the yoke off of his curly hair and rubbed it against Remus's arm. Soon the two were fighting with all the ingredients they had out and the kitchen was an absolute mess because of this.

Patton was giggling and laughing as was Remus. "Guess we made our selves into cake didn't we?" Remus laughed "yeah, but look at this cake-strophe" Patton said making a random pun only making them both laugh even more as they just hugged one another having a great time with each other.

"This was the most fun I've had with baking for a while" Patton admited quietly and Remus smirked and stroked his egged up mustache randomly "well, glad you had fun" he said happily and then looked over at Patton and licked his cheek causing Patton to gasp and giggle some

"What was that for?" He asked "there was chocolate on your cheek" he grinned as the cake they were making was marble so they had to have both chocolate and vanilla cake batter , and well, now they had neither.

"Do you wanna try to bake that cake again?" Remus asked and looked around at the stuff "I don't think we have enough that hasn't been on our body's" Patton shrugged

Roman walked into the room "holy mother of Zeus-" he started looking at the mess before leaving so he didn't have to help them clean it all up as he wasn't in the mood for cleaning. He ultimately just went in to get him, Logan, Janus and Virgil a glass of water as he lost the Rock Paper Scissors challenge with them all before he went back with out the waters and everyone sent him back in and he just went around Patton and Remus who were currently trying to pick things up and got a glass for each person and filled them up with some water and then carried them back out.

Patton just booped Remus's nose again because he felt like it and Remus just laughed and then kissed pattons nose surprising him as he blushed a deeep color, the powder of the flower being able to mostly hide the blush because of all of it on his face.

Remus did notice as he just brought Patton into a short little kiss. Patton of course kissed him back as he then pulled away and grabbed some stuff to clean the mess "I can clean but you have to do the dishes" Patton said softly and Remus nodded his head and just went over and then started to grab all of the dishes and started to clean them all

After a bout an hour the entire kitchen was all cleaned up and so were Remus and Patton as they both took showers, maybe in separate showers, maybe in the same shower, you'd never know.

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I just wrote this on like a half hour randomly so RIP me and RIP you guys for reading this

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Also- YUHh

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